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#612034 - 06/11/14 12:24 AM
GILFs
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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My apologies if this subject has been dealt with before, or if anyone finds it distasteful. But over the past several months I've developed something of a romantic fascination with German Defense Minister, Ursula Von Der Leyen.  Naturally I assumed this was an aberration from my more typical penchant. Until I very recently found myself compelled to masturbate feverishly to several pictures of 68 year old actress, Dame Helen Mirren.  The specific fantasies I have relating to these women usually involve me assuming a generally submissive role, so I can only surmise there must be some oedipal aspect to all of this. And although I find that possibility rather disquieting... it in no way diminishes my desire to violate their cunts very roughly.
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#612037 - 06/11/14 04:45 AM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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I used to have a strange attraction to Martha Stewart. I think a lot of it had to do with how crafty and capable she is. It's like she can do anything.
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#612039 - 06/11/14 08:04 AM
Re: GILFs
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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There's a clip floating around out there of a (relatively) recent interview that Tom Byron conducts with Kelly Nichols... followed by an awkward segue into clumsy couch sex. Nichols' vagine has the plump, juicy, enticing pink of a dry-aged porterhouse.
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#612042 - 06/11/14 09:44 AM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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Ditto on Welch. Bring a tube o' lube.
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#612054 - 06/11/14 08:12 PM
Re: GILFs
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Ditto on Welch. Bring a tube o' lube.
or use her dentures like a reverse dipstick.
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#612065 - 06/11/14 11:08 PM
Re: GILFs
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Tranny Whisperer
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I used to have a strange attraction to Martha Stewart. I think a lot of it had to do with how crafty and capable she is. It's like she can do anything. I seen her in person when I worked at Macy's and she came there with Usher to unveil her collection and Usher's fragrance. She looked pretty good.
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#612066 - 06/11/14 11:27 PM
Re: GILFs
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#612118 - 06/12/14 09:44 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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My apologies if this subject has been dealt with before, or if anyone finds it distasteful. But over the past several months I've developed something of a romantic fascination with German Defense Minister, Ursula Von Der Leyen. Naturally I assumed this was an aberration from my more typical penchant. Until I very recently found myself compelled to masturbate feverishly to several pictures of 68 year old actress, Dame Helen Mirren. The specific fantasies I have relating to these women usually involve me assuming a generally submissive role, so I can only surmise there must be some oedipal aspect to all of this. And although I find that possibility rather disquieting... it in no way diminishes my desire to violate their cunts very roughly.  I hear you on that old kraut. I'd like to plunder both of these bitches at the same time like the third Reich plunderd europe.
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#612120 - 06/12/14 09:50 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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Heehee. Nice.
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#612125 - 06/12/14 10:22 PM
Re: GILFs
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Tranny Whisperer
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#612146 - 06/13/14 10:24 AM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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David Bowie^^^?
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#612159 - 06/13/14 06:21 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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Speaking of the third reich...I don't think anyone caught my joke in the tritone thread....the poem credit to Maya Angelo was actually written by Adolf Hitler
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#612163 - 06/13/14 07:40 PM
Re: GILFs
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#612168 - 06/13/14 08:13 PM
Re: GILFs
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to avoid security you could've stuffed your boner under her rocky dennis chin or into her hellboy hand.
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#612170 - 06/13/14 08:59 PM
Re: GILFs
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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The first time I met a dude my friends called "Dirty Larry" was at the new car show in Philly. They had a bunch of old washed up penthouse pets and playboy bunnies signing autographs and taking pictures in revealing costumes or bikinis with losers for 10 bucks a pop(this was like 1988). One of the girls was doing a pose where she lifted her leg and the guy held it for the picture. Some guy takes advantage and runs his hand up her thigh and stuck a finger in her. She freaks out, security tackles the guy and a body guard escorts a hysterical crying girl away. This is where dirty Larry swoops in with his Nikon camera and starts following the hysterical crying girl off the show floor while taking high speed pictures of her ass.
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#612243 - 06/14/14 08:13 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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When she was Peggy Bundy, she was hot as fuck in that character, but somehow wasn't in real life. She's both now. Is she banging Sutter? I get that vibe.
You guys and your concern about dried up old cunts. Lube, people. Use it.
Dirty Larry must have a great pic collection.
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#612258 - 06/14/14 10:20 PM
Re: GILFs
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any posters that want to flag this^ idiots shit please feel free. he has his own threads to post his shit in.
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#612271 - 06/15/14 04:51 AM
Re: GILFs
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
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The box for Cheeseburger!
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#612272 - 06/15/14 05:01 AM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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#612277 - 06/15/14 08:08 AM
Re: GILFs
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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When she was Peggy Bundy, she was hot as fuck in that character, but somehow wasn't in real life. She's both now. Is she banging Sutter? I get that vibe.
They'e married.
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#612278 - 06/15/14 08:37 AM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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Count yourself lucky that he didn't post tranny granny pics.
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#612330 - 06/16/14 07:40 PM
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now we're talkin.
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#612338 - 06/16/14 08:59 PM
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marisa born in 64... that counts.
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#612347 - 06/16/14 11:19 PM
Re: GILFs
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/04/13
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marisa born in 64... that counts. IDK. She's only 49. If you're not old enough for an AARP card, I don't think you belong in this thread. That's just me.
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#612364 - 06/17/14 01:19 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Jesus
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What's the ISO standard for a GILF?
55 years of age plus at least one child and,optionally, one grandchild?
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#612380 - 06/17/14 06:17 PM
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marisa born in 64... that counts. IDK. She's only 49. If you're not old enough for an AARP card, I don't think you belong in this thread. That's just me. i think you can get the insurance no matter what age?. maybe..
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#612381 - 06/17/14 06:18 PM
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What's the ISO standard for a GILF?
55 years of age plus at least one child and,optionally, one grandchild?
based on genetic programming the spears sister should qualify by 35. it's a loose genre, like any other porn term.
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#613689 - 07/10/14 10:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Wholesome all American JAP to tranny.
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#614440 - 07/23/14 08:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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This thread reminds me of an interview I was listening to with Dana Vespoli where she talks about how much she really really hates the term "milf" because it makes her think of pedophilia.
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#614445 - 07/23/14 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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because it makes her think of pedophilia. Whores think? Since when?
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#614462 - 07/24/14 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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They think, but only fanbois care about the thoughts.
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#614475 - 07/24/14 12:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Haha now I'm a fan boy. Great. It was just an audio interview I skimmed around on briefly if that makes it any better. There is a Kelly stafford audio interview out there that is terrific. She seems genuinely into sexual violence and borderline sociopathic, not just hamming it up for the interviewer. But u know, whores lie. She started talking about some kind of revenge she inflicted on Manuel ferrea during a shoot but then never got to finish her sentence and that pissed me off
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#614496 - 07/24/14 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You're right. I was out of line calling you that. Just trying to be funny and failed. I'm sorry.
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#614498 - 07/24/14 08:58 PM
Re: GILFs
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Porn Fucking Master
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You're right. I was out of line calling you that. Just trying to be funny and failed. I'm sorry. I'm not sure where you're going with this ultra apologetic gimmick but anyways, since this thread doesn't seem to be going anywhere at the moment I'd like to talk more about Kelly Stafford. This videos where Rocco finds random slobs for her to fuck and then she beats the shit out of them for not beating the shit out of her enough are hilarious. They could be as fake as reality TV but seem legit.
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#619570 - 10/10/14 12:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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In related news, Christie's daughter by Billy Joel, Alexa Ray Joel... has gone from "already perfectly adorable"  wtf have you been smoking?i guess some peoples low standards or having grown up amongst ugly hicks is how you see people married to whores youd pay to have unseen by your memory. but on another note,brinkley is 60 and still could get it.whereas pfeiffer is way younger and is bleh now.
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#619571 - 10/10/14 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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marisa born in 64... that counts. yes to steenburgen and tomei!plus these women:  mary louise parker.  madeline stowe  anne archer  dana delaney  jennifer beals.shes a secret mulatto but dont fault her for it.  julie bowen.six more years till shes fifty but whatever.  patricia heaton.  monica belluci
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#619576 - 10/10/14 04:09 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I was just now, at this very moment, reminded of how badly I've wanted to fuck Mika Brzezinski. She really should've come first. 
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#619586 - 10/10/14 11:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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She has a real Houston vibe going. I wonder if her surgically removed snatch is available on eBay.
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#620818 - 10/25/14 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Secret Mulatto Jennifer Beals made a movie about a mulatto woman involved with a rich man in Devil in a Blue Dress. She's hot. Isis Love reminds me of her (another mulatto).
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