But that wouldn't be very inclusive.

RIP Don Zimmer 83 y/o

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseba...ticle-1.1817522

^I loved that old man. RIP.

This may or may not be worth its own thread, depending on how the story develops, but it seems that reclusive Calvin & Hobbes cartoonist Bill Watterson ended his self-imposed exile to secretly do a week's worth of Pearls Before Swine. More when I find it.

Edit: Here

http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/...ll-he-just-did/

Edit again:

Tracy Morgan got fucked up in an accident on the NJ Turnpike, 5minutes from my house. He was on his way home from a gig in Delware when the limo bus he was in got rear ended and flipped over by a rig. Like 2 other rigs and an SUV involved in the accident.

1 dead, Tracy and 2 others in critical condition. Accident was in a construction zone. Rig driver prolly noticed a lane closure late, jaked it into the other lane and clipped the top heavy Sprinter limo.

Turnpike was closed for 5hrs, starting around 1AM. I wonder how many drunk and high drivers passed out sitting on the roadway?

I hope tracey morgan dies. I don't find him funny at all.

This thread needs more Zimmer Bear...

Hence, why he's playing in Delaware.

I found Tracy to be funny. He was great on Stern.

same... here's a great tracy morgan story. he denies it but bert has it verified..

Great find Lou. And congrats on 10K.

Not near as funny as his drug/ alcohol/ diabetes fueled attention whoring.

Did someone say my name?

Can't swing dead niggers by they ankles without a smacking an oppressed minority. Steez is a little less oppressed than most. But, you know, the patriarchy and micro aggressions and whatnot.

Bears look so damn fierce. But from the photos I've seen, it looks like they just go to a river, open their mouths, and wait for fish to jump in. That seems like a waste of ferocity.

Things would be much easier for suicide bombers if they had pouches like marsupials.

That would force them to believe in things like "science" and "evolution", when we all know that Allah doesn't make getting those 72 virgins easy.

It's still 72, right? I mean, Allah hasn't fallen victim to inflation or something, yes?

They are fierce but easily fooled, to wit:

[video:youtube]http://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI[/video]

Heh.

Hehehe.

HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-mother-of-god-I-can't-stop-laughing-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Eric Cantor Ousted in Primary by Tea Bagger

^BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I know it's bad form to laugh at one's own posts, but goddamnit, I CANT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE DOUCHEBAG!!!


Once again, Sorry.

GOP shoulda kicked them splitters to the curb early on. As a third party they woulda been dead already. Fuck ups from the top down to let the Tea Party fester and grow.

If the Tea Party puts a stranglehold on the 2016 primaries we are going to be fucked w/ 4 more years of Dems. Maybe then the 75% of Republicans w/ brains will split off and take the 25% of Dems w/ brains and create a party that can run the country rationally. I know, that would exclude women being involved, but sometimes you gotta think of the greater good.

Pro Gun/Pro Abortion Party. We got too many assholes, lets deal with the problem one way or the other.

This just in: Eric Cantor comes out in support of unemployment benefits.

RIP Tony Gwynn. Cancer at 54. Great hitter and classy individual.

Found a George Foreman grill with attachments today that costs $107 new on Amazon. It seems to be working.

From the you can not make this shit up department, only one pitcher ever struck Gwynn out three times in a game.....Bob Welch.

I was looking over his stats. More astounding than 5 seasons in a row batting over .350, he only had 7 years out of 20 with over 30 strikeouts. Most he ever struck out was 40. Ichiro is good for 60-80.

Deadspin has a great article on Gwynn. Maddux said "you can fool any hitter on ballspeed except that fucking Gwynn"

How do you hit .394 for a season in the modern era and not win the MVP? I guess shit happens. From looking at Gwynn's stats, his best year might have been at age 37: .372 BA, 220 HITS, 17 HOMERUNS, 119 RBI's, 49 DOUBLES, and only 28 SO's for the entire season.

Even worse, he finished 7th. http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/1994_National_League_Most_Valuable_Player_Award

Team finished 47-70, 4th place. I guess that is the rationale.


All that weight must have dinged him pretty good. You don't see many 150+ games played seasons on his record.

And if you look at his Stolen Base #'s, you can see when he porked up.

Link to article Bornyo mentioned.

http://deadspin.com/how-tony-gwynn-cracked-baseballs-code-and-became-a-lege-1591491368

That All Century Team introduction on the video clip, and Ted Williams into were good, too. My old man always said that John Wayne spent his career playing Ted Williams.

The year Ted Williams hit .406 he did not win the MVP. Of course that was the same year that the guy that did win it had a 56 game hitting streak.

meh.. you guys didn't have shit to say about him three weeks ago.
such is life, and death.

He was a Padre his entire career...what was there to say?

6 Redskins trademarks canceled by patent office

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/0...ins-trademarks/

Hillary Clinton's book must have had an Ishtar chapter, cause that shit bombed.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/publishing-source-hillary-book-bomb_795079.html

The lake house had this shitty window overlooking the lake,



so I cut it out and installed a larger Marvin slider.

(Actually, the before pic is a different but identical window to the one replaced.

Ooh, a Marvin Slider. Isn't that a sex act?

Haha, I'll check the urban dictionary

solid point. kinda like being a pirate or brewer i guess. which is weird because san diego couldn't be a better place to play ball.

what's for her to say except "i wasn't the one that sucked the presidents cawk, ever"?. ellen might try to werk it but oprah would be having none of it.

Not sure where to put this, but it's too good not to share:


I went to visit Billy Watson and the Minion today and was hanging out killing some time. I look over at the Minion's edit screen and ask about the whore in the scene. Oh, she's some newbie who wants to be the new Belle Knoxx.(we all laugh)
Then Watson looks over and comments: " yeah, see that dick in her vag? That's only the fourth dick ever in her pussy. She's like two weeks out of high school and has only had one or two boyfriends"


And that my friends is what's great about today's fucked up world. Wank fodder for us all.

I will post a still of the girl when the scene goes live. I don't know her name.

The internet has whores crawling out of the woodwork. Thank god for this instant gratification world.

nice fb. Thanks for sharing that.

and the selfie generation has nothing to hide. I thank girls like Ceara Lynch for inspiring today's whores to be independent, inspired, and exploited. She's a straight pimp.

faceblaster is our man in havana.

I need advice. The Postman strikes again. First order from a new parts supplier. 10 days late, but I'm in no hurry. Finally shows up crammed into my mailbox. The girl and my neighbor held onto the box while I tried to work the thing out. It was like the Belle Knox Facial Abuse scene. Shipped 2 Day Priority and postage due. Like $3.50 or something. They delivered it. Fuck them. This was a week or so ago. I've since gotten these little manila envelopes about every 3 days. "Carrier's Statement". "If there is a balance due the carrier, please enclose it and leave it in the box. Thank you". Fuck that. I have no intention of paying it. It was late. They delivered it. I owe them dick. My girl thinks they'll stop our mail service. Good. Fuck em.

My question: Why won't my girl just shut the fuck up?

A guy saves a baby from a falling window one day and becomes a hero. That night, God appears before him. God says: I don't really do this, but I will grant you one wish.
The guy thinks for a minute and says: My girl lives in Hawaii and I live in the Bay, any way you could build a highway from SF to Hawaii? I hate to fly.
God looks disappointed. He replies: Look, I am God. Can't you think of something beter than that? Do you have any idea how much steel and rebar that would take? How hard it would be to create and why don't you take a minute and think of something that maybe benefits all man or at least dignifies the offer?

The guy thinks and responds: OK, how about you teach me to understand women?


God hesitates and comes back with:






So, uh...how many lanes in each direction you want?

She won't shut up. She's a woman. She'll go on and on and on. The thing about them not getting the delivery on time will have to be a small claims court lawsuit. You'll probably win, but you'll also have to file. Which is probably one long pain in the ass. So, to get her to shut up, and to stop the long manilla envelopes, dip into your girl's purse for the $3.50 and earn yourself some peace of mind because she's finally shut up.

CanHead

I guess I don't care enough about the manila envelopes, other than as a tool of minor...very minor...subversion. Besides, it's not like she won't start in on something else. And peace of mind, I gave up on that long ago.