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#588187 - 04/07/13 05:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
the unknown pervert Offline
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I'm getting a mental picture of Marathon Man with Panzer in Dustin Hoffman's role.

Szell: I'll ask you one more time. Is it safe?

Panzer: I'll ask you one more time. Is it cheap?
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#588199 - 04/07/13 09:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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@jerkie I'm trying to stay focused on one thing. I've really let myself go in too many directions...mostly to keep an income stream when I was kilnless. I want to get the ceramics thing to stand on it's own feet before anything else. Actually, I stumbled on a way to do personalized pieces without adding extra steps: here ...that I'm pretty jacked about trying.
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#588213 - 04/07/13 01:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A bottle of ghetto Listerene for $1.09

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#588245 - 04/07/13 07:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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What's that? Mountain Dew?
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#588247 - 04/07/13 07:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
What's that? Mountain Dew?

Nah, just some watered-down mouth rinse from Turkey.

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#588251 - 04/07/13 07:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
@jerkie I'm trying to stay focused on one thing. I've really let myself go in too many directions...mostly to keep an income stream when I was kilnless. I want to get the ceramics thing to stand on it's own feet before anything else. Actually, I stumbled on a way to do personalized pieces without adding extra steps: here ...that I'm pretty jacked about trying.


That transfer paper, can you throw it into an inkjet and print a design someone emails you?
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#588260 - 04/07/13 09:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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So we're getting a custom 7 stage water softening system installed. It will remove all hard minerals, arsenic and various heavy metals, chlorine, etc. And also reverse osmosis for the kitchen. Part of the front entry of the house is dug up to draw insulated pipe from the main to the system. Also the master plumber is finishing all the plumbing to the workshop, installing the toilet and commercial sink. $6,450

What's the going rate these days for air-tight scenes? I may have to do a few or so to cover the cost of this.




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#588264 - 04/07/13 10:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Garnier Skin Renewal Serum. At CVS. $7?

This works like the expensive dermatologist grade stuff I bought when I had crazy porn money. In 1 week, sun spots and acne scars have faded.

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#588266 - 04/07/13 11:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Generizer


What's the going rate these days for air-tight scenes? I may have to do a few or so to cover the cost of this.




I don't know if them holes can go air tight. Glad to see you got an IUD, so you can get the $50 kicker for a cream pie w/o risking a trick baby.
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#588280 - 04/08/13 12:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Generizer


What's the going rate these days for air-tight scenes? I may have to do a few or so to cover the cost of this.


I don't know if them holes can go air tight. Glad to see you got an IUD, so you can get the $50 kicker for a cream pie w/o risking a trick baby.



ROFLMAO!!! That's a gnarly IUD to say the least. There should never be any accidental mope spawns.

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#588285 - 04/08/13 01:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Osmosis Airtights. Naturally.

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#588287 - 04/08/13 02:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
@jerkie I'm trying to stay focused on one thing. I've really let myself go in too many directions...mostly to keep an income stream when I was kilnless. I want to get the ceramics thing to stand on it's own feet before anything else. Actually, I stumbled on a way to do personalized pieces without adding extra steps: here ...that I'm pretty jacked about trying.


That transfer paper, can you throw it into an inkjet and print a design someone emails you?


Exactly. Everything black and whatever the base color of the piece is. Before doing decals was a 3 firing operation. One to cook the piece, one to cook the glaze on the piece and a final one to cook the decal on the piece. It talks about using a printer that can only print black...I don't know if that means you can use any inkjet and just leave out the color cartridge or one that is designed to only print black. I can't see that there would be a difference in inks. I just need to axe them, I guess.
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#588291 - 04/08/13 03:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Now that is cool.

The messages sent on creamic cock bongs to pothead porn whores could be endless and hysterical.
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#588302 - 04/08/13 10:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Collection at 75% off for $10.00 on GamersGate

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#588312 - 04/09/13 02:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Now that is cool.

The messages sent on creamic cock bongs to pothead porn whores could be endless and hysterical.


Need to get them onto Amazon wish lists of porn whores. It's funny because a lot of people we wife swapped with wanted the just plain cock sculpture. Gave away a bunch of those.
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#588316 - 04/09/13 02:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
"Creamic cock" and it didn't even register.

Advanced Onlinian linguistics.

No truth. No honour. No consistency.

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#588322 - 04/09/13 07:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Fucking Spelling Gestapo. You want I should send you my posts and have you edit and spell check em? I could be your test client. See how you do and then maybe Mike South would hire you. I see someone on his site did a write up on the Eoster holiday.

Barry, post a pic of a dick piece. Do you make cock bongs in a variety of colors? Think a no IR whore would smoke pot out of a black dick?
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#588326 - 04/09/13 10:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

There could be worse Onlinian dialect.

Like here.

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Feed me your hate limpdicks...

Cryptic is alright. Just not that way.

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#588334 - 04/09/13 03:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Fucking Spelling Gestapo. You want I should send you my posts and have you edit and spell check em? I could be your test client. See how you do and then maybe Mike South would hire you. I see someone on his site did a write up on the Eoster holiday.

Barry, post a pic of a dick piece. Do you make cock bongs in a variety of colors? Think a no IR whore would smoke pot out of a black dick?


Black and white only so far. I'm marketing in a two town two college burg. University of Idaho is well known as the place farm girls go to have they first sexual experience with a black athlete. I'll try to get a pic up this week. The day really got away from me.
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#588358 - 04/09/13 08:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
See how you do and then maybe Mike South would hire you.








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#588415 - 04/10/13 04:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$100 balance for root canal, $100 for gum lasering, $5.00 for MetroCard, $2.76 for 12-pack of Dr. Pepper Ten, $2.49 for Freschetta pizza and $5.00 for 4x pirozhki.

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#588419 - 04/10/13 04:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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How did your root canal only cost $100?

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#588421 - 04/10/13 04:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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He went to a Russian dentist named Dr. Boris.
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#588422 - 04/10/13 05:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
How did your root canal only cost $100?

It was $300 but I only paid $200 on the previous visit. I also gotta fix some broken prosthetics, so I gotta shop around for a good price:



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#588424 - 04/10/13 05:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
What would a real dentist charge for a root canal? $1000-1500?

How do you define a "real dentist"?


Oh I don't know............one with a medical degree from a University? One with no livestock in his payments office? One who doesn't also cut hair in the same office? Maybe one who doesn't whittle wooden teeth like Jed Clampett? One who has diplomas and certificates framed on his walls and not pictures of Porsche cars and women in tennis clothes? One who works out of a medical building and not a storage unit behind a Russian bar?
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#588425 - 04/10/13 05:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
What would a real dentist charge for a root canal? $1000-1500?

How do you define a "real dentist"?


Oh I don't know............one with a medical degree from a University? One with no livestock in his payments office? One who doesn't also cut hair in the same office? Maybe one who doesn't whittle wooden teeth like Jed Clampett? One who has diplomas and certificates framed on his walls and not pictures of Porsche cars and women in tennis clothes? One who works out of a medical building and not a storage unit behind a Russian bar?

The dentist has a degree from the Soviet Union.

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#588428 - 04/10/13 05:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
He went to a Russian dentist named Dr. Boris.


There's a horrible plastic surgeon here named Dr Boris.
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#588430 - 04/10/13 05:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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What a coincidence, there is a horrible fake proctologist around here that's gone by Dr. Boris.

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#588431 - 04/10/13 05:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Horrible how would be the issue.

Horrible feak cases no one else will exploit or just casual cases with horrible results.
It's in the details.

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#588433 - 04/10/13 06:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: have2cit]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
What a coincidence, there is a horrible fake proctologist around here that's gone by Dr. Boris.


Is that the guy who only see's trannies?
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#588464 - 04/10/13 10:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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panzer you have the worst teeth and dental work ive ever seen.shave the douche beard off while youre at it.
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#588889 - 04/14/13 10:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2x pepperoni & sausage pizza slices at 7-Eleven for $1.09 each
1x pepperoni & mushrooms pizza slice at 2 Bros pizza for $2.00
1x crispy chicken & bacon premium McWrap for $2.18
2x AriZona Pina colada drinks for $0.50 each
1x small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos for $1.09
2x ride MetroCard for $5.00
Postage for $2.40

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#588964 - 04/15/13 06:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
faceblaster Offline
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Does this go here or in the Things Tritone Wouldn't Like thread?



BTW: this is not my hand. It's an image from Google.


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#588967 - 04/15/13 06:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Does this go here or in the Things Tritone Wouldn't Like thread?



BTW: this is not my hand. It's an image from Google.

They probably sell it only in Test Town, USA.

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#588968 - 04/15/13 06:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I gotta get a new computer in the next 6 or so months, before the Battlefield 4 comes out. Maybe 3x GeForce 690 cards in SLI?

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#589056 - 04/16/13 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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1x pepperoni & sausage pizza slice at 7-Eleven for $1.09
1x pepperoni & mushrooms pizza slice at 2 Bros pizza for $2.00
2x hot dogs for $1.00 each
8x AriZona Pina colada drinks for $0.50 each
2x ride MetroCard for $5.00


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#589071 - 04/16/13 05:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Sold clothes at Wasteland for $75
Bought 3 dresses for $100:

Black silk Rebecca Taylor sundress
Grey cashmere Theory dress
Baby blue Marciano lace cap sleeves dress

$20 blowout with $5 off coupon at salon

$18 Garnier 28 SPF moisturizer. CVS

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#589135 - 04/17/13 10:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
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18k @ 14.35g = a touch over $600. apparently the price of gold has dropped and shopping for this thing was insaaaaaaaaaane! one shop was literally 4 indians deep at every counter.

wife's birthday. hopefully she'll be a happy girl..
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#589136 - 04/17/13 10:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
^^^im not into jewelry unless it's the fun plastic kind at forever21 but that is really gorgeous.

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#589141 - 04/17/13 11:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Lori Lust shops at forever27.
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#589146 - 04/17/13 11:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^ quote of the day!!!!!!!! Omg

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#589147 - 04/17/13 11:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I bought a beehive and a few things to go with it. My bees arrive next week.

I've been converted to the wonders of local honey and it doesn't get more local than my own property.

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#589148 - 04/17/13 12:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
My friend has an apiary in his backyard. Lemme know if you need his info.

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#589219 - 04/17/13 11:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Bluecipher Offline
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Those poor guys are disappearing right and left, leaving their beehives empty. Must be Panzer.
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#589553 - 04/21/13 08:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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2 pounds of strawberries for $1.00

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#589570 - 04/21/13 10:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
$100 Zoom teeth whitening treatment on Groupon.

Heroine lip gloss. MAC. $20.

Box of wooden hangers. $5 at garage sale.

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#589574 - 04/21/13 11:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
CxGxPx Offline
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Registered: 04/16/09
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Enough alcohol to kill a moose. I hope I fucking die tonight.
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#589590 - 04/22/13 05:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: CxGxPx]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: FAT BLOODY FINGERS
Enough alcohol to kill a moose. I hope I fucking die tonight.


You might not be alone in that hope. wink
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#589608 - 04/22/13 11:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
JasonH Offline
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Two motor mounts for 1988 Volvo 740 Turbo from Rock Auto. $60 w/shipping.
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#589626 - 04/22/13 06:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I gotta get a front rim for a Ford 9N. I also need to find out what the belt size is for a 48" Ford 930A finish mower. Any suggestions?

I even found the owner's manual for the mower on line, but couldn't find the belt length any where.

Thing is bogging down in not very tall grass. I'm going to sharpen the blades, but I think the belt is prolly slopped out too.
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