See if you can follow my logic:

1. Christianx3 fucked India Summer
2. India Summer got poked by a faggot named Hayden something
3. Said faggot also nailed Skirt Lockwood's shitpipe in the same scene.
4. India Summer sucked off Brandonna Irons
5. Brandonna Irons has herpes

ERGO...

a. Christianx3 is jellus of India Summer, and secretly years to pole power-bottom-Lackwood in the ass.
b. Cx3 probably also got "the gift the keeps on giving" from India Summer
c. Cx3 shouldn't have beaten up Donkley Long...he should have face-raped his mouth and given him more herpes than he already had.
d. Cx3 needs to set a strict policy of not fucking whores who use their AARP card for 2257 ID verification. #NinaShartley

Just fuckin wit ya! Get off your ass and start writing a book already.