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#571426 - 10/21/12 07:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bought a box of tampons for JB's fragile ego.


Can't go a minute without posting 'bout me, heh? Proof.

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#571428 - 10/21/12 07:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Trying to imagine Meat bringing JB tampons and JB bringing them to the bar to meet me.

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#571429 - 10/21/12 07:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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I'm not your gatekeeper, and I'm not signing for anything here.

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#571430 - 10/21/12 07:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I'd bring you my meat and some tampons.
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#571431 - 10/21/12 07:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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^^^ heh

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#571583 - 10/22/12 08:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Just bought some cold cuts scraps from the Russian food store; the price is great at only $0.99 per pound of various meats:




They even had these tasty pieces:



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#571584 - 10/22/12 09:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Which store?
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#571586 - 10/22/12 09:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Which store?

"Smart Cost" baza, but they sell it pretty much in every Russian store. The secret word for this unlisted item is "konchiki". Just say "konchiki please".

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#571587 - 10/22/12 09:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Net Cost? Or you quoting "smart cost" because the sign on the store is in Russian?

Sorry, I looked at the label and it says Smart Cost.
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#571588 - 10/22/12 09:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Net Cost? Or you quoting "smart cost" because the sign on the store is in Russian?

Sorry, I looked at the label and it says Smart Cost.

Its Smart Cost. Net Cost only sells the konchiki to their own employees.

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#571603 - 10/23/12 09:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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that is so disgusting, that is all the shit they are going to throw away, blehhhh

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#571610 - 10/23/12 11:44 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Cast iron frying pan (people keep giving me pots and pans and they all suck). Made in 'Murica.
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#571612 - 10/23/12 01:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: RenfieldGyps]
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Originally Posted By: RenfieldGyps
that is so disgusting, that is all the shit they are going to throw away, blehhhh


Alex is lazy. A real cheapskate would dig through their dumpsters and not pay for it.
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#571614 - 10/23/12 01:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: RenfieldGyps]
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Originally Posted By: RenfieldGyps
that is so disgusting, that is all the shit they are going to throw away, blehhhh


yup....
gyps I would seriously consider buying you whatever kind of shoes you want if you could simply take a few hours out of your day and take care of this little problem we have on the board. *wink wink

no more needs to be said outside of pms from here on out.
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#571710 - 10/24/12 11:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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#571713 - 10/24/12 11:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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For $49.50 that is an excellent sweater. But if you're going to wear a sweater, wear something warm: Get an Irish Aran Isles sweater. All wool, similar cable knit, but warm as all get out. That Kenneth Cole sweater is acrylic, which looks good but ain't warm. Since you've turned so skinny, you should be filling out a warm sweater with those new tits as you prowl Midtown.

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#571714 - 10/24/12 11:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Thanks, Admiral. I have one. From 12 years ago. Always a classic and very warm. I'll be traveling back East with the bf soon. We both love Fall/Winter.

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#571715 - 10/24/12 11:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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I envy your boyfriend. Big tits in a stylish classic sweater...

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#571716 - 10/24/12 11:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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imagine her new tits in this



and this one too

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#571717 - 10/24/12 11:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Blah. Those look like $15 dresses from the Mexican store.

The top one: "I hope they take my picture on red carpet at Tee Reel's party."

The second one in blue: "Office party at the DMV,

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#571718 - 10/25/12 12:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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maybe the second one.but the first one seems nice.
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#571719 - 10/25/12 12:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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If you're a Kim K wannabe from West Covina

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#571720 - 10/25/12 12:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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what about this?


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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571722 - 10/25/12 12:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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At least that version looks stylish and well-made. I prefer tight clothing but can't stand the look of that fabric. It all started with the Herve Leger bandage dress, which isn't my thing, and now evey brand has their version. I prefer more Fashion forward or super classic/almost prep.

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#571725 - 10/25/12 12:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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post some pics of you in preppy stuff,if you have any laying around on your computer.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571732 - 10/25/12 07:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
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Something like this? I used to have a preppy girlfriend who kept her pussy pierced up with five piercings.



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#571734 - 10/25/12 07:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Didn't Rod Stewart have that jacket on last night for the Jimmy Fallon interview? Can't someone just step on Jimmy Fallon's throat until he stops smirking and twitching?
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#571737 - 10/25/12 08:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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yeah ive never been a big jimmy fallon fan either.i dont know who he blew to get a late night show.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571776 - 10/25/12 09:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Admiral, I'd wear that.

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#571785 - 10/25/12 10:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Admiral, I'd wear that.

With a buttplug?

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#571789 - 10/25/12 11:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Mario Bandescou glycolic facial toner $13. Sephora. This stuff is like photoshop for your face. After using it a week...

iPhone charger $10. Urban Outfitters

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#571793 - 10/26/12 06:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Frankie, giving Gia fashion advice is like giving Panzer cheapskate advice. You aren't going to tell either one something they don't already know.
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#571849 - 10/27/12 12:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Coffee from McDonalds on skid row downtown L.A. There's a tranny manager with tattooed on eyebrows and a lady in the next booth asked me for fifty cents. I'm volunteering at a homeless benefit today.

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#571850 - 10/27/12 12:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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One NCEES October 2012 mechanical pencil, $494.00

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#571852 - 10/27/12 02:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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???^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#571866 - 10/27/12 04:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm volunteering at a homeless benefit today.


Which non profit that scrapes 98% off the top for "administration" costs is putting this on?
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#571876 - 10/27/12 07:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: MPZ
One NCEES October 2012 mechanical pencil, $494.00



Well, you get what you pay for.

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#571878 - 10/27/12 07:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Coffee from McDonalds on skid row downtown L.A. There's a tranny manager with tattooed on eyebrows and a lady in the next booth asked me for fifty cents.


Pics?

Quote:
I'm volunteering at a homeless benefit today.


Stop joking.
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#571886 - 10/27/12 09:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Cody McLarge Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Can't someone just step on Jimmy Fallon's throat until he stops smirking and twitching?


You're just upset that Fallon refused to autograph your DNA encrusted Justin Timberlake poster. Can you blame him?

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#571929 - 10/28/12 05:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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You come over here to post with the big boys, and that's all ya got? Maybe you should stick to discussing meat gazing and wishlists over at GayDT.
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#571932 - 10/28/12 06:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
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Someone still needs to whine about Staph? How cute.

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#571945 - 10/28/12 07:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jerkules]
Cody McLarge Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You come over here to post with the big boys, and that's all ya got? Maybe you should stick to discussing meat gazing and wishlists over at GayDT.


Okay truce. I don't need those homos over on that other site knowing that I post here. Stay classy Sacramento.

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#571949 - 10/28/12 08:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Holy shit, you are amenable to reason. You maybe a welcome addition. We shall wait and see.
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#571953 - 10/28/12 08:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
tattypatty Offline
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pen and pad for new job. i have to write big because i am old/
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#571958 - 10/28/12 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Cody McLarge Offline
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A T-Connector that allows me to attach a leaf blower to a Shop-Vac, stick my cock in the third hole and siphon my brains out my dick hole.

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#571960 - 10/28/12 09:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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A sheet of half inch plexi. I'm feeling artsy angry.

I'm almost positive I'm buying a shed for my ceramics kiln tomorrow. Almost. If nothing else I'm pretty sure I'll put a deposit down.
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#572689 - 11/03/12 09:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Rice, beans, canned veg in bulk to bring to the church across the street, where they're collecting it for distribution.

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#572695 - 11/03/12 11:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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That's good of you. Make sure to keep some for yourself though.
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#572700 - 11/04/12 05:44 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$30 for 1 month subscription to a dirty website.

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#572701 - 11/04/12 06:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Mr. Meat Offline
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$10 to the JB Suicide Fund.

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