I shit you not..............................................

Green Acres: The Movie! and The Broadway Musical.

Deadline Hollywood article

Fucking amazing. They already announced they are doing Hee Haw on Broadway too.

Can eating ass cure cancer?

Alex, what do you think of V. Stiviano?

I catch Hee Haw every so often channel surfing. That Junior Samples.

1) She's a whore [expensive, only for rich folks; not for a nigga that buys pre-owned games from the "Under $10" bin]
2) She's calculative; a so called "fighter" that uses words like "baby" and "sweetie" to manipulate the rich dude
3) There might be a sex tape with her in it
4) She might be a tranny
5) There is a possibility that she might not survive an "unfortunate road accident"

^^^^^Possibly the most realistic post Cheeseburger ever made.

Panhandling is becoming more and more acceptable these days. Couple of days ago I was asked 3x times to give in one way or another: at Walgreens I was asked to buy the chocolates on the register, some nigga bum on the 86th Street by the train exntrance was asking for money, and when I bought air fresheners at RiteAid I was asked to donate $1 to some needy children.

Yesterday some ghetto thug on the street told me that he was hungry and that he needs to eat, and then some Russian dude on Kings Hwy and East 20s said that he needs to ask me a question and that he wants a bagel AND MAYBE coffee.

I told no to everyone of these nuisance-turds.

There was some old Russian bag who hit me up 2 times in a month w/ the same shit story about having to get her daughter out of jail. That was about a year ago on Shore Pkwy and Ocean Ave. And sometimes there will be a gimpy enwurd on Emmons shaking people down in traffic.

I'm not surprised: Brooklyn [southern] is going down the tubes; hipsters are moving in, panhandlers are widespreading, weedsmokers on every 3rd block, low lifes are pissing on the street.

I hope they loosen up the immigration restrictions and let a fresh wave of Ukies in. Would help jump start my biddness. When shit went down in Egypt we got some fresh immigrants.

I hate people in general.

Feelings are mutual.

The battery on my laptop ran out and it shut off.

When I plugged it in and restarted it, something must have knocked loose. I got Windows update notices, Security software update notices, and an update notice for Opera. I thought I had Opera set to update automatically. I went from 12.2 to 21. XPT is no longer all center alignment, and the think is snapping webpages up.

My security software is showing that it needs to be updated, but I downloaded the update 3 times. Looks like I'll have to uninstall and reload it.

UPDATE: Now I can't view YouTube on here. Time to update Flash again.

Was dreaming about Cara Delavigne for the 2nd time in a month.

She is a bi drugged out mess, which makes her hot to me, but she doesn't have a cock, so why is she hot to you?

I'm not crazy about her. I was only sleeping and she happened to be in my dream. I am over 10,000% not gay.

from the waist up.

When the last time you had some pussy, kid. Yer a young man, with plenty of jew born bartering skills, so I assume you have been laid by a chick.

No, mangina doesn't count; yes, non-white does count; and yes, paying for it counts; but you don't have to divulge if you paid or not.

You did a browser update and punctuation begins to change.


This is comma abuse, by the way.
The meaning can be completely different:

I didn't want them to be separate sentences, and didn't want it to be all commas.

I did not know that Amazon was branching into industrial supplies.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor...illion-b2b-bet/

Should be quite awkward w/ Amazon and McMaster-Carr in the same complex down the street from me.

Bill Joel concert was great tonight. His 65th birthday, so the crowd sang his Happy Birthday when he came out.

Best moment of the night was during Goodnight Saigon. Just before the first "..and we will all go down together" FDNY and NYPD in full dress uniforms took the stage to a standing ovation.

He also did Ballad of Billy the Kid and Allentown. So 3 out of 4 songs I hoped to see, but didn't expect. Captain Jack was the other I wished for.

My head hurts, my feet stink and I DON'T love Jesus.

Amazon's got a Prime Pantry thing too now for groceries and household goods. Shipping is a flat $6 and it's as much stuff fits in the box. Just launched so the selection is meager, but the prices are comparable to stores.

I heard about that. The industrial supply is big. If they want to compete w/ McMaster-Carr and Grainger, they will have to slash prices.

pretty similar experience here. until the sun came out...and then the vodka tonics.

tomorrow is Jesus loving day. or 5 o'clock tonight if you're the anxious type.

My kid was asking me today why we don't go to church. Rather than fly my unbelieving infidel flag, I told him it's because his mom sleeps until 4pm and won't leave the house on Sundays. Under the bus you go, bitch.

LOL!

Things to not to-do: Eat nothing but chili for a whole day. I even put cheese and sunny side up eggs on some and had it for breakfast. I think I've gone through almost a whole roll of toilet paper today.

Tomorrow, I'm hoping to not get shitfaced and ruin Mother's Day brunch like last year.

@barry... post of the year.

I am Truth.

Lol. Churchill Downs is trying to clawback money from Welker.

http://tracking.si.com/2014/05/16/bronco...-bet/?eref=sihp

Are Barry the Pirate and BackDoorMan running for Governor of Idaho?




http://news.yahoo.com/idaho-just-hosted-the-best-political-debate-of-the-year-214051999.html

You have to watch the video

I caught them...well, mostly the biker dude...on Red Eye ("that explains it"- charin) last night. I had no idea we had this kind of floor show going on next door.

Definitely worth the watch:


Harley Brown's (the biker) website is fucking fantastic. This dude is real as fuck. Check out the Harleyisms. Gold, Jerry, gold.

For some reason, video car reviews and historical documentaries are much more enjoyable when the narrator has an English accent.

I dunno, I cringe when I hear limeys talking about American musclecars. I admit they do great on the Euro stuff.

Like the ads that Sir Kingsley does for Jaguar.

Mark Strong is pretty good in those Miller Fortune beer ads.

I just read about an inspired act of vandalism in the local paper: Someone grabbed a Thai restaurant to-go container out of the trash, filled it with dogshit, lit it on fire and stuffed it into a library's book drop box, igniting all of the books inside.

Canada Dry Green Tea Ginger Ale is pretty awesome. First couple sips were iffy but then it was almost like crack.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/02/immigrants-are-big-business-for-private-prisons/

for profit prisons leech tax payer dollars, to house illegal immigrants instead of deporting them because it lines their pockets. The "free market" triumphs again.

I guess when even a division of fox news does a story about scum fuck corporatism I guess you're pretty much a right wing corporate scum fuck.....I know, I know " fox news latino"

Either way, fuck you.

Give Cheesypoofs his broken clock medal: Many, if not most, attempts at privatization cost the taxpayer more.

I heard from former poster Vizzle/VOD Guy they've even privatized collection of municipal taxes. That's like the ultimate abdication of government (to use Jefferson's phrase) and it's irony even hipsters can't top.

They haven't in my town. I gotta go to the municipal building on Tuesday and drop off a certified check.

Every so often, my iPod seems to invent a Creedence song that didn't exist before. The latest: Lookin' for a Reason.

Idaho State Prison...or whatever it's called...is run by HappyFunCo, a division of (cue scary music) Monsanto. Gladiator fighting is the only violence, drug dealing is under control, no gang warfare. Nah, not really. I know it's run by a private company and there are some hiccups, but what do I care? It's prison. Fuck em.

privatized prisons fund lobbys against legalized weed.

What is the deal with these curved screen tvs? I get the UltraHD is probably the 4k tvs or whatever, but why does curved make it the latest and greatest?

They're curving the display because they can. I don't think there is any demand for it at screen sizes below maybe 84".

If it was an improvement wouldn't movie theaters have been doing it for decades now? My basement home movie screen is 100" and I've never wished for it to be curved.