I've been posting a lot today to get to 3,000 posts. Now it's countdown to Jesus time.

just an observation for those that participate in our knitting circle and question it's worth...

i recently joined twitter. obviously you need to scale things back because everyone is a moderator and free speech like here?...well, that doesn't exist. that being said... in the groups of interest that i enjoy(whores, pcasts, racing, sirius, guns,mma/violence) i'm a retweet/quote machine.

my point...this place is full of killers. it's too easy to take what you learn here and apply mild pressure on the unassuming.

to the lurkers. look,read,and learn. maybe jump in if things are that fucked up or you've come to terms with your sickness. we'll diagnose and assess, free of charge.

and thanks to you real maniacs that do participate. this place is special and i mean that in the retarded way.

Any time I go even slightly off the rez on fb, people act like I've gone nuclear. And I dial way the fuck back because my real name and face is next to what. Call some ass out for being a control freak/ bully on his buying/ selling shit group, they act like you just fingered their cat.

i knew you'd get it. you were the target audience. tatty and jerky too. i've seen their work and it's excellent.

i slip up on texts sometimes. usually within the family and on the weekends when i get silly shit from one drunk fucker griping about another. or the occasional co-worker that ties in emotion to a logical situation.

i cant exist in the realm of facebook. first...i don't see the point. i call or see the people i give a fuck about regularly. then we hang out and get fucked up.

second... it's an emo cunts playground. me me me etc.i'm way too honest for zuckerburg.

I've never been the least bit interested in Twitter or Facebook. Popularity is overvalued and anonymity is undervalued in both of those universes. Way too much importance being put on the number of likes/followers you have. If I wanted to be followed by jack offs everywhere I go I'd just let money fall out of my pants pockets.

I tend to like the forums where it has to be pointed out where the posts/posters who aren't being smart asses are.

What I used to do is when I saw someone I follow tweet @ a celeb, I would reply to the tweet w/o taking away the celebs @, so they would get the alert. Beff Stern blocked me and it made me so happy that she read my tweet and got angry enough to do it.

That is how I chalk up Twitter Trolling win. It aint followers and retweets, it is how many people have you blocked.

Now if you wanna find randoms to fuck with, go with celeb/pornwhore Instagrams. Make a troll comment on one of their pics, and hope to catch a loon fan who can't believe someone just said they want to give Kristin Stewart a Dirty Sanchez or that you can break her cunty attitude through BDSM puppy training.

Kristen Stewart seems more appropriate to pony training rather than puppy to me.

Either one would be entertaining.

You'd crush on twitter. CRUSH. Don't sweat the followers count. They'll come because like we've established...it's full of weak bitches.

TUP could make a go of it just bashing KC sports teams.

There are a few guys who run Mike Francesa parody accounts. They type everything w/ a Lawn Guyland accent. Shit is so funny they kept posting the comments in the NY Daily News until Fatty opened his show with about 10 min of butthurt about it.

There's a fake Dan Beebe (ex Big XII commissioner) out there who still hits about a dozen out of the park every college football and basketball season.

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/1325-an-amazing-transformation-from-bumfights-to-businessman

I'm quite sad to see Rufus the Stunt Bum made it off the streets and has a job, wife and book now. I thought for sure he'd be dead by now. Donnie seemed to have more damage.

^ Good for Rufus!

https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/washington/everettsnohomish/egpn

Menu from a WA weed shop.

$1000something my balls. I think this outfit's a dispensary. The "big" retail weed for fun store Seattle is already saying they aren't going to going to meet the demand of the first day. At $70- 80 an eighth. The black market is thriving and the penalties of getting caught seem to be mostly non existent.

Yeah, it is a dispensary. Dude dropped the link and a bunch of pics of what he bought.

http://www.dawgshed.com/index.php?threads/drugs-thread.117354/

Nice. Give her like 3-4 month of Meth or Cocaine abuse to tone up a little, and she be real good.

I'd like to shave that star of david tattoo off the minions arm with a cheese grater.

Daddy'll be proud.

heh..stretch marks on tits that small?. teen mom!

Where to put it would have been in the Newbie thread ! Duh

Watched it on AMC last night.

Anyone here collects cars?

What are some July 4th fooods others than burgers and dogs?

Kebabs

London Broil

Sausage & Peppers

Chicken Wings

Barely Legal Vagina

Kebabs and London Broil don't sound American. I will get KFC bucket, grape soda and watermelon for my ghetto 4th of july feast.

Anything. We're a fucking melting pot. I had pad thai for lunch and didn't tip. America, fuck yeah. Go Capitalism!

Right now its burritos and pico de gallo----- from Central America.

Johnny Football rolling up a $20 in a Vegas shithouse. I say he is just good enough this year to keep the Browns from drafting a future HOFer next year, and he is out of the league before his rookie contract is up.

This is why they hate you:

08m:40s - 08m:52s

08m:52s - 09m:23s

10m:30s - 11m:45s

TEXAS TERRORISTS, CDC ANTHRAX BREAKING NEWS

If drafted a year earlier he'd probably be good drinking buddies with Josh Gordon. The squandering of talent is fascinating. This idiot must have tens of voices in his ear pleading to do the right thing but fuck if he'll listen. Here's to his crash-burn-repeat career.

He is smarter and better than everyone offering advice, so why should he listen to them?

Breaking balls this weekend with a Steeler fan, I told him that I hoped Manziel loses every game he plays, except the 4 he plays against the Steelers, before his washes out.

It could be worse. He could have joined the Air Force and be in the cockpit of a fighter jet by now. He has the personality for it.

Air Force dudes get the best drugs(speed). Fact.

Where can I get a cap like that one that George RR Martin wears?

Looks like your ordinary Greek fisherman hat, but with some sort of medal on the front of it.

Thanks. I may buy one and attach one of these to it:

This joint has a store on 13th Ave and 42nd in Brooklyn.

http://www.bencrafthats.com/

Yer a Jew, so if you pay cash, they probably won't charge tax. I went there to buy some Kangols and they were gonna charge me tax, so I left em there and ordered via internet. Free shipping and no tax since I am in NJ.

There's no tax on clothing items up to $110 or $120 I think. I bought a cabbie/paperboy cap this weekend by the US Polo Assn brand over at Sears in Kings Plaza Mall for $12.99 and they didn't charged me tax. I call it a "Hoolie" [cap]. It goes well with my aviator shades.

Yeah? That is cool. I remember they would have tax free clothes weeks in NY around back to school time. Cool that they have a waiver of some sort all the time now.

They had it for years, but I only found out a year ago that they capped the money before the tax hits. I think that the government adjust this cap every once in a while [once in a year or 2] to balance the budget.

Just came up with this idea for a hot dog:

1- Boil the frank
2- Hit it with meat tenderizing hammer
3- Grill it
4- Add some sauce to it
5- Grill it some more
6- Put it on a bun

Ding, ding, ding: Olive Garden is having a facelift

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/201...old-world-charm

Just finished shaving my nuts.

You have no life that you have to shave your hig5 rockbag and tell complete strangers about it. What a homo.

^This is America, homie! I can say whatever I want to say without giving a fuck! [So stop being a Putin]

You gonna drink that shit or shave it for later ? nyuk.