"No matter how hot they are, there's a guy somewhere who's had enough of her bullshit."-barry the exalted cyclops of knowledge

Running for Grand Kleagle.

"I was in the second group so we watched the first blowbang and milled around. At the end of the first blowbang, Brandon had the second team of whores come in and lick the jizz off of TR while he shot close-ups. I had been cranking it during the first scene while watching and was well edged up and ready to pop. I gestured to BI with the "put me in, coach" face and he gave me the nod. I took about three steps and launched a load into the three of them while they were kissing and licking each other. It is certainly one of my best experiences in porn if not life."-faceblaster in what is becoming a very memorable thread

"What troubles me the most is that Gia probably can't understand what's so humiliating about having a strange man touch my sphincter, and Panzer is probably aroused by my description."-jason h

jigaloo via the shout box in response to charin posting the time on the clock at 10:46

"She never did much for me. Bug eyes and that big blue vein in her forehead weird me out. However, if she were offering $300 privates, sign me up."-barry the pirate regarding amanda seyfried

I just want to poke that vein with a rusty sewing needle.

I want to mask it with my cum.

I suppose there's that too.

"It was the side the chicken fried porn my mom made."

---Figgs

No way!?!?! Did he really type that?

What a CLASSIC Freudian typo!!

Barry wants to stab her "blue vein on her forehead".

I prefer to cover it with my DNA.-uomo grassissimo in reference to amanda seyfried

I never said "stab", buttmunch. I said "poke"...with a needle. I'm not fucking crazy.

Doesn't she have a vag? If so, I'd fuck her silly. That doesn't mean I can't want to drain that blue beast she has on her movie screen sized forehead.

i quoted verbatim,he must have misquoted you bearman.

It's called "spin".

Stab, poke. Tomato, potato.

This is Panther (tuxedo) and Tonka (ginger). I'm convinced they're gay. So they're now matching each other in honor of marriage equality. LOL -generizer

"The Clash routinely had their phones tapped by the FBI. back when the world "punk" meant more than being a dumb fuckstain buying a greenday shirt from the mall."-fat bloodyfingers

"I'd be scared if Frankie was a mod.

He may go through and delete every post w/o a pic or gif in it. He would make arbitrary rules like no posting pics of whores under 200lbs, and helmet minimums."-jerkules

Ha ha ha. I just noticed that quote now. Thanks Frank.

"One look at her mug and all I can think is that her breathe prolly smells like cigarettes and kielbasa."-jerkules in regards to persia monir

James Cavanaugh (former FBI agent) consulting in Boston marathon case about the capture of suspect #2:

"They'll take him to Boston General, they'll patch him, and he'll sing like he's on The Voice"

Meh. I have zero confidence in the FBI.

" Jezebel: Fat cumdumpsters who graduated from mediocre liberal arts colleges, wear crap purchased off Etsy, and are on a perpetual righteous feminist crusade to get fashion mags to feature more obese nigras. " -ED...

That's a normal night for him.

"He wanted to have sex; not fuck, not make love, to have sex."


---Piipsqueak, explaining what his definition of "is" is.

When you lose Mad magazine, you've lost the public.

-- Barry the Pirate

Sign of the times. Cronkite in the 60's, Newman in the 2000s.

i don't think you realize how pure the truth is in that statement barry. that was excellent.

Youse guys are talking farm league. Now, when you've lost The Minion, as Ace did a few years back. . .

Never claimed pro status. I'm just clever a couple of times a year.

"There is no mute button on PD. No reset, no rewind, only replay and it's stuck."

--Backdoorman

Just for the use of "shits and giggles"

Haaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa

"She has a love for fisting since nothing can satisfy the hole in her soul."

---The Fatman

-Motherfuckin Jerkules

Thanks Fartz. I have come to realize it can't always be all about the ass, so I'm trying to diversify my fantasies.

No, thank you. I laffed. Hard.

Or the Gateway Theory. The normal stuff isn't good enough for you anymore, so you need weirder and weirder stuff. Not judging. I think we're all there.

I had a conversation with a customer about that last night. We were on the subject of DVD vs. internet and he was saying that he tends to keep away from the internet because even though his girl is cool with his porn enthusiasm, he doesn't want to accidently leave the browser open and suffer her wrath when she finds out exactly what kind of porn he watches. Women.

Yeah, bitches is crazy. Chick peeks over your shoulder while you are watching porn, and you hear, "You expect me to do that?" No, if I thought you would do it, I wouldn't be watching it, I'd be participating in it right now.

Or the textbook "is THAT what turns you on?!"