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#6101 - 09/01/03 02:32 PM Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement soon
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I've been reading that other board and it looks like Dion and Cal of the 'Bolics are about to name Everhard king. I saw the following some time back, and I was going to post it there, but I was banned. Some facts have changed, but now is the time:
" Online chat rooms devoted to fans of porn are abuzz with the rumor that Erik Everhard is about to announce his retirement from porn. It is learned by some, on good authority that, the Boy Blunder (his name on many of the boards) has come to the conclusion that it is time to hang it up. Posters have given many reasons for the weird-dicked Everhard to come to this decision.
Some say that his position (so to speak) was solidified in Las Vegas. He was overheard whining how he felt about being shut-out once again from the awards, and how bad he felt that the only thing he would come home with was the contrived award made especially for him by his protector (why???) the porn reviewer known as Roger Tripe. He was especially dispirited because he was such a legend in his own mind. It was inconceivable to him that he would not win all the awards for which he was nominated.
It was also learned that his very favorite sexual activity--dicky bumping--no longer was as arousing as it used to be. He was always the anchor for the famous DAP's and DPP's. But recently he felt very dirty when he found himself rubbing dicks with the geriatric Mark Davis, and even more so with Steve Holmes. It was learned that BB would always look forward with great glee to these scenes, but after these two he took showers for hours. He made it clear to his employers that he would choose the guys with whom he rubbed cocks very carefully, and that would never include the flabby-assed Jon Dough.
Mitch ( his real name) has also come to the conclusion that at 26 he must think of a career for when he can no longer appear in front of the camera. He is aware that few performers can continue in the porn industry all of their working lives. John Leslie and Paul Thomas are exceptions. Being as he realizes he is intelligence-challenged he knows that a four-year course would take him at least 6 years to complete, so he feels he should start in the next semester to qualify for an apres-porn career.
He is also aware that since English is not his first language that he would have to spend many hours getting the basics. Since starting his whoring career he picked up four English words: "oh, god, yes and shit". In all of his scenes a combination of these four words were all he ever used. So he hopes that by devoting himself full time to learning English he will be ready when classes start.
It was also pointed out that he feared for the future of the 'Bolics. It is apparent to all that the company is not being wisely managed. They keep promising that certain videos will be released on a certain date, and when that date arrives --nothing. They routinely ignore suggestions from their customers, and still have not figured out that simultaneous release dates is the only way to go. With the loss of Lex, Erik feels a definite void as he wont have Lex's dick to rub against anymore, at least on tape.
Another drawback for the company is that they insist on using the same guys in all their videos. It is getting to a point when there is a mix-up in the walkers when it is time to leave. Many on the porn sites have stated frequently that American porn is overpopulated with overexposed male performers. Some even commented that companies go abroad and bring non-directing males with them rather than hire such proven performers as Csoky Ice, Karl Ben, and Frank Gunn. It appears that the only performer they will hire in Europe is Grandpa Holmes.
Jules Jordan, the one who gave him his start in the U.S. A., was said to not be unhappy that BB was hanging it up. Jules felt that he had to use him in his videos more often than he liked. He is beginning to see that using other males is perhaps the way to go. Obviously having the same performers repeating the same scenes over and over may be wearing thin, and he too is learning that not using people like Pat Myne may be overdue.
Even Drew Black , the loser moderator of a porn talk site for us loser fans, who takes time off from his full-time job at Burger King to defend BB, was quoted as saying that it is perhaps time for Erik to call it quits. He commented how Erik felt after he heard Bella say that she did not want to be there for the Gangbang. He could not understand that a girl would agree to have sex with him for money, and still not want to be there. Erik is becoming more aware that the beautiful women he has been having sex with would not look at him a second time in a social setting.
All of us losers, who go to these porn sites agree that Mitch Hartwell should have retired some time ago. We are all looking to the day porn producers will see that variety in male performers is important. It is time for them to see that the pool of willing performers is quite large. Some day the straight producers will realize that gay video performers (many gay for pay) are far better looking and endowed than most established straight performers, yet this pool is not tapped. Some time they will see that getting the scene done as quickly as possible may not be the most important thing to do.
All of us wish Erik the best in his college career. We are looking forward to his announcement. It is accepted that it will take effect in a few weeks after a few of his commitments are fulfilled.
Jack, Springfield, Ohio






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#6102 - 09/01/03 09:48 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement soon
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HUH??? How do you know all of this?????

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#6103 - 09/02/03 08:05 AM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement soon
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i wouldn't be surprised if the guy would retire because he has aids because of his gay lifestyle. i mean look at him, he's fucking disgusting and not healthy looking at all. i wish somebody would make a snuff movie with him in the lead role.

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#6104 - 09/04/03 11:51 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement soon
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Ha, ha good one.

Just be careful when you say that dickie bumping is gay....certain directors who shall remain nameless will get very angry and put a curse on your household.

I wonder if Erik is flattered that one person would spend so much time talking about him?
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#6105 - 09/09/03 10:50 AM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Registered: 04/21/03
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Makes you wonder Roger, don't it? Maybe they wanna secretly rub dicks with Erik but they are repressed homosexually and can't bring themselves to admit it so they can only express their adoration and animal attraction in anger and hatred. A little therapy or some healthy dick-rubbing would fix that!

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#6106 - 09/09/03 12:06 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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a gun to blow his head off would be better

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#6107 - 09/09/03 10:03 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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I don't know if I would go that far. Somehow I doubt if repressed homosexual adoration would come out this way.

More likely it's someone with an axe to grind and the time to grind it.

This whole thread actually gave me a great idea for an article....no not on dick rubbing, but on the love/hate relationship we porn fans have with the guys (and to some extend the girls) who are in front of the camera.

LATE
Rog
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#6108 - 09/11/03 06:27 AM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Daddy-- I am crushed. I really pondered about this posting. My only thought was whether you would agree.

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#6109 - 09/13/03 06:46 AM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Gee Dinand I thought you disliked the Boy Blunder as much as I. Now you want me to use a gun?

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#6110 - 09/13/03 01:25 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Registered: 04/21/03
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EE doesn't bother me any more or less than most porn studs who you see in every single movie. Yeah, he should expand his vocabulary. Yeah, I'd like to see new energetic young male talent with a minimum of a 12-th grade education instead of the same dozen cocksmen every time out.

But, you can't give the guy so much shit and remain credible. And "SPortfucking" was pretty damn good. He ain't bad behind the camera.

At the end of the day, though, I ain;t watching porno to admire the men! (hence, my suggestion that there is some repressed gay love squirting out from these posts!)

Like they say:

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#6111 - 09/14/03 01:51 AM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Quote:

Gee Dinand I thought you disliked the Boy Blunder as much as I. Now you want me to use a gun?



whatever it takes

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#6112 - 09/16/03 01:29 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Well Daddy let's see:"but, you can't give the guy so much shit and remain credible"--so just how much can be given and remain credible? Like EE my IQ does not go north of 75 so I need help.
It appears you agree with much in that post, but you are focused on the writer. What does one's sexuality have to do with the post? If you agree with it what possible difference could it make? We are in 2003 and speaking of the sex industry. What did you have in mind?
The main beef is that unless we no longer buy/rent the same old videos redone, how can we hope to change things. There are thousands wanting to get into the industry and we tolerate mediocrity done over and over.


Edited by Monsieur (09/16/03 01:31 PM)

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#6113 - 11/09/03 01:51 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Rog, I don't have an axe to grind. If did I do have the time.

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#6114 - 04/04/06 10:54 PM Re: Erik Everhard expexted to announce retirement
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Registered: 11/03/05
Posts: 35
liar he is at evil angel

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