I took a great tour of Berlin today. The Red Berlin tour offered by New Berlin Tours is 3 and a half hours of interesting stories about life behind the Iron Curtain in the former Soviet sector of the city.

For more info: http://www.newberlintours.com/daily-tours/red-berlin-secrets-of-the-communist-capital.html

Tomorrow I will make pee pee in the mouths of 9 ladies for the German Goo Girls shoot.

If we would have nuked Russia and China in the early 50's, so many headaches since would have been averted.

And so many pee/bukkake scenes would have been lost. Perish the thought.

How much do you have to pay John Thompson to be in his shoot?

I get paid....but I would gladly do it for free.

I can't say for sure but I think Lucie is drinking my pee pee here. She did a lot of gargling and the funnel amplified the swallowing noises of her throat.
The girl on the left was a first-time piss drinker named Kim.
This past Saturday reaffirmed that some of the best porn is made lower than a snake's belly full of buckshot. These ladies just kept guzzling and guzzling, like urine-fuelled robots.

I seriously don't see how people get off on shit like that. That one video with a cum omelette in it was another head turner.

With all the whiz flying around, doesn't Brandon get peed on too?

And who is John Thompson?

Ex Coach of the Georgetown Hoyas.

One my friends used to always compare Patrick Ewing to a prehistoric hominid primate. I can't remember which one exactly, but it sounded like Organchuan Man or something similar..

John Thompson is the kraut behind the GGG (German Goo Girls) line of badly lit and badly shot porn. They seem to be mostly bukkake and piss drinking oriented. Lots of euro-mopes pissing in young girls mouths. That is what Brendan is doing in Berlin, being a faux euro-mope.

Come on, he was there to write off the travel expenses. He had a string of quality chicks on LoadMyMouth for a while, and he probably made too much money.

Are those girls junkies or illegals? They appear to be down for anything.

Did you get one of of those great Thompson tshirts?

I will put a $20 on trafficked by Albanians or Russians. I can't see a bar code tattooed behind their ears so I'll guess Russians.

Brandon should head down to Cannes. All the Hollywood whores are there, trying to book themselves on millionaires' yachts for the summer, and I'm sure there are plenty of bi-Euros who would be interested in Brandon. If a slopped out mess like Pam Anderson can turn a buck there, I'm sure bald and sagging Brandon can.

Did GGG pay for Brandon's airfare?? That seems like alot of cash to get a broken down stunt cock from canada who has to stand on a step stool to get a bj from a chick on her knees. Brandon must be muling heroin back to North America or something.

Yes! I have a shirt and a hat. Will proudly wear them to the next American Bukkake, like a guy who goes to a Rolling Stones concert wearing a shirt from a tour 10 years ago to show he is a true fan.

I refuse to give up my jet-set lifestyle just because my income has dropped to zero. I also refuse to miss out on seeing girls like Amy Pink (see pic below, in black dress) hold a tray of popcorn in her hands and proceed to eat it while guys are peeing on the tray. The urine acted in the same way water helps hot dog eating contestants get more in their mouths faster. The yellow piss made it appear she was drinking fountains of hot, tasty butter.

Where else am I going to learn stuff like this?

Prison?

I prefer to watch Lockup from home, thanks.
Isn't there anyone out there who would like to hire the Ironman to produce award-winning bukkake content? Anyone?

Great minds.

Apparently Emma Starr is doing GGG soon. I will then become a member.

GGG shoots every 2 months. Next date is July 19th.

That would have been great news before Emma reached an advanced stage of decomposition.

I was in Berlin last summer for a conference. it was truly enjoyable. Much better than Frankfurt.

You can see Hotel Adlon, where Michael Jackson dangled his son from the balcony. It's very close to the Brandenburg Gate.