I would like to book some conference rooms at Ramada's across the Bible Belt. 1 day seminar, and you know there will be a mental broad or 2 who would want an advanced class in the evening.

First, I would have to get a diploma mill doctorate, probably in Anal Pleasure and Health. I would also get ordained online, so the attendees could refer to me as Dr. Reverand. It is easier to shakedown rubes if you sound important.

Then I would import my own lube to sell at the seminar. Dr. Reverand's Snake Oil "Just remember to put it in yer butt, not yer mouth."