When I was 19 I shared a 3BR apartment with two roommates...one a female friend and coworker, to whom I was very attracted. On a day when I was in the apartment alone, I went into her room and rifled through her dirty laundry till I found a pair of panties with visible traces of vaginal discharge. I then laid on her bed, pressed said panties firmly over my mouth and nose, and inhaled deeply while I masturbated.
It was a magical moment... and a memory I cherish to this day.

You know that was just cum that leaked out from the last guy she fucked on a one night stand, right?

I view stealing panties on the same level as mounting the head of a deer that you found on the side of the road.

A friend of a friend did HVAC work. He got fired because a home owner caught him hunting panties. It was the second time he was caught. After he joined the army, his mom cleaned out his room. She found to two trash bags full of panties in his closet.

My whore ex was living with her mom after she left her husband and went pro. I had a major hard on for her mom. I swiped a pair of Rose's panties from the hamper and the ex held them to my face while she jerked me off.

Not even the closest to most depraved thing.

I busted a nut while sitting in my coach seat on a plane. Night time, blanket tucked under my head and knees to create a tent. Sitting in the window seat, empty middle/ female stranger on the aisle. I was in short pants and managed to bang one out all over the carpet and then take a nap.

Got a blowjob at 3am from a whore on the shoulder of 676 facing traffic. I was tweaking and she was too afraid of me to go into the bushes and too afraid to say no so she said she'd do it right there. I guess she thought I'd say no. She really worked it good trying to get me to nut fast. Probably in my top 5 BJs. This was back when beepers were the craze.

I used to sleep with my friend's dirty dress shirts, and put them back before he woke up. But no way would I do that with socks or underwear aka Loni in Tales of Perversion #11.

I was driving interstate on a trip late at night with my mother asleep in the backseat and my high school girlfriend in the passenger seat.

My girlfriend blew me, swallowed it all, and zipped me up and my Mom never woke up.

I ate a girl's ass while she was talking to her dad on the phone.

Did the same, then sodomized her dry, but she was talking to her son.

Late 80s, outside Sebastopol. I was staying with a good friend and his mom while I settled into California. One night I was in the hot tub with his mom and one thing leads to another. Anyway, my friend comes out to talk to us about something and all true while Mom was jerking me off under water.

Nice!

Her son and his wife were in the lifestyle too. The week long New Years party at her house was awkward at times.

A nice start. But are you really confusing these acts with utter depravity?

I wrote the book on utter depravity, people!

Got my ass licked by an 8 month pregnant married chick at a wedding while outside on the deck. She then aggressively blew me, took the ballsnot down her throat, and coughedor something while my dick was still in her mouth, causing jizz to leak out of her nose. Went back inside, her hubby went straight for a kiss and evidently she didn't clean it all off because he got he commented that she had a runny nose and tasted salty. Even made a joke about her doing coke while preggo. My date couldn't stop laughing when I told her.

Good lord, who do you hang with ? Caligula ?