In a heartbeat. And not because he's Arab.

Sheiky Baby was loyal to the Shah, he'd probably have some State Dept papers to show the TSA. I'm sure he was shaken down for intel from time to time.

Iran Number 1! USA PTEEEW!

I would really like to think that whoever is behind Fake Jim Ross is the same guy behind fake Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I have'nt visited that page in awhile. I think I'll head over there now. If there's gems, and I feel motivated I'll post em'.

She gots no biddness being the new GM, except to get that ass more TV time.

AJ Lee, some of Jersey's Finest.

She's the new Kelly Kelly, who was the new Trish Stratus, who was the new Sable, who was the new Sunny. Good for her, tho. Some in- ring ability and no huge bolt ons. Talk about overcoming the odds.

First time she gets injured, they will pressure her to go bolt on.

Couchlocked today. So the boy and I were watching the Warriors while his mom was crashed on the couch. He and I proceeded to eat half a box of these:



She wakes up, picks up the box, asks why it's empty. Apparently my answer was the wrong one, because suddenly it's banging off my noodle. Opened my head right up. Total hardway juice job.



I tried to open it up a bit more, to get some color. No luck. She was mortified. Very apologetic.

Hope it worked its way to a blowie for ya.

To get the good juice, you gotta eat some aspirin before hand.

I'm a bit disappointed your son didn't start yelling "ECW! ECW!" after that.

Ahhh, Great value snacks. Tell her to lighten the fuck up, throw hear $1.02 and tell her to buy you another box.

They're Lil' Debbies on a budget.

I'll get him a Hawaiian shirt for the next event.

I just caught the snack box attack pic Barry.
Thats one of those times were you calmly stand up...pull a 20 outta your pocket...and send her to the liquor store to pick out the bottle of booze that's going to send you into a blackout vengeance rage an hour after she gets home.

That's purely a hypothetical btw.

It was totally an accident. Which, come to think of it, is how most feuds start.

Wow, Wrasslin Thread has caught the HPOTD thread in views. Both just crested 40k.

Here is a cute lil video of a lil cutie. Current RAW GM AJ Lee goes to an autograph signing as a teenager and breaks down crying when she meets her idol, Lita.

You should tweet Matt Hardy and ask him if he prefers Buttseks with Reby or The Wendy's Baconator.

I don't wanna get punched in the face when I go to a show wearing a Whores And Headlocks t-shirt.

I'd eat a Baconator out of her ass.

I'm liking AJ more the more I hear about her background. She seems to be a helluva worker.

this thread needs a bump....

any of you guys ever use the term "jabroni" in anger?.

Never called a guy a jabroni, but I reserve that title for the right time. I love it. It's perfect.

BTW, the Dusty Rhodes anthology I've been watching was on a 3 DVD set. I have no idea if it what's the kids are watching on TV. I watched an entire disc of interviews tonight. Great stuff...from Murdoch thru Baby Doll running off on a horse to his return in polka dots. The stuff with Sweet Sapphire was too painful so I turned it off.

I'd guess it is the same. It came out like 5 years ago.

You gotta watch out where you store it. Many times I was awaken on my couch by someone yelling. It was the little Press Here device that shouted 3 of his tag lines. Pisses me off, because now the battery on it is dead.

Got the WWE 50 Greatest Finishing Moves DVD yesterday. Was shocked as shit that Hogan's leg drop was only #7. I would have bet several vital organs it would have been #1 by a mile. I forgot how strong Lesnar was until they showed him F-5ing Mark Henry. Tossed him in the air like he was making a pizza.

Body slam, clothesline, big boot, leg drop. Name the other 4 moves Hogan knows.

Fucking Brooke vaginally, orally, anally, and pulling out.

I don't think he fucks her, he probably just molests her. No happy ending to the lap dance.

My brother the deputy borrowed my discs and after subjecting his young family to all three of them he drove it around in his cruiser. He killed the battery in the dvd box by playing it over his car's PA. He said it was a hit in the 'hood. Anyway, he bought a replacement battery at the drug store and changed it out.

Hogan's #1 move is convincing people to hire him. He had the fucking painted on beard last night on Impact. Fucking tool.

So the whole Claire lynch thing ends with it all being a scam? That's it? How could there have been DNA results if the kid didn't exist? Fuuuuck.

They had to wrap up the Lynch storyline as she was done with TNA a week ago. Plus, fans were expressing their discontent at the misuse of AJ Styles pretty vehemently online. I love Styles to death, but why they'd put him in a speak-heavy storyline is beyond me. He comes across as an immature, un-educated hick on the mic. Keep him on the top rope where he belongs. Hands-down, probably the best wrestler in TNA.

Top finishing moves in the WWE? Please. That's one of the reasons I quit watching WWE. I was tired of seeing guys get put down with weak-ass shit. Imma post some real finishers:

Save the best for first. The motherfucking Canadian destroyer:




Frankie Kazarian may be the very definition of lame as of late, but you gotta admit, the Flux Capacitor is some neat-looking shit, with a cool name to boot:




This move was so devastating and dangerous that most federations with a brain and an insurance adjuster fucking banned it:




This shit blew me away when I saw it for the first time. Sonjay Dutt finally found a way to get noticed:

"But Mr. Farts, I thought you were going to post more!"

Fuck You!! Round Two.


Doug Williams was obviously a Zangief player in Street Fighter 2:




Remember when Rob Van Dam used to do did cool shit?




Jack Evans with one flip too fucking many:




How the fuck Low-Ki does this shit without actually hurting people is beyond me:

I never liked the Clair Lynch thing. AJ going along with it surprised me considering his Faith and family. I figured Clair must've been less hot than his wife for him to go along with it.

I so hate finishing moves unless they're a brutal thing like the Dudley Death Drop.

Road Warrior Animal's kid just got a 5year extension from the St. Louis Rams. Yeah, it means he's stuck on the Rams for 5 years, but it also means he is a solid pro and didn't get a damn thing handed to him because of hype about who his pop is. Congrats, kid.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/fo...4&eref=sihp

Good genetics, tho. It is strange how Animal and Johnny Ace look so dissimilar.

Kid does his five years, gets out before he gets hurt too bad and can waltz right into an E development deal. Good for him.

Pretty cool Wrasslin' quotes and images here: Clubberin'

To wit:

They certainly were Fabulous.

Shit, I just clicked the How This Works link and realized all the pics click through to the promos. That is F'n cool.

Dude. Told ya.

LOL have you payed any attention to obituaries in the last decade? He has just as good of a chance going Junior Seau after the WWE as he has if stays in the NFL. Have a little chat with Tommy Dreamer about concussions sometime.

But wasn't Seau broke too? I seem to remember talk of bad investments, divorce and living off his NFL pension. I could be completely wrong, but I think I remember reading that. And at like 20years in, that NFL pension was gonna be fat, but not compared to the millions a year he was making at his peak.

Jerry "The King" Lawler collapsed during RAW tonight. It was not a storyline moment. He went silent and collapsed at the announce table. Paramedics administered CPR and he was allegedly breathing on his own when they left for the hospital.

http://whoresandheadlocks.com/showthread.php?tid=1998

Has to beat the hell out of a WWE pension. Can you say Jake Roberts?

No pensions in the E. Legends deals, at best.

Good thoughts out to Uncle Jerry. IIRC he was never into the alcohol/ drugs/ smoking thing everyone in Memphis was doing. He should be healthy as a horse.

Tammy Lynn Sytch arrested three times in a week on domestic violence complaints. Off to rehab.

This aint gonna end well for her. I see her on the next Celeb Rehab, lying like a rug, and getting caught trying to suck off what she thinks could be her next meal ticket.

This hurts my heart. She's had such a rough trip. She and Chris had such potential, were such great wrestling minds. Would she be in this state if he lived? Who knows.

She was a drug addled mess, fucking around on him, when he was alive. HBK, Brett, Ahmed Johnson, anyone w/ a bag of blow could do whatever they wanted with her.

Candido was a poor schmuck. I feel bad for him, but he had to have been told by friends, so it must have been his choice to be in denial. Good worker, though.

I know all that. According to one of her shoots, she was waiting for HBK to axe for her hand. But with all that in mind, I really believe Candido was the love of her life. I'd like to believe that she'd have pulled it together had he lived. But probably not. I just have to wonder if she'd be as deep in the hole as she is now. Depression is rage turned inward, and I think she really eats a lot of guilt and self hatred.

Even though it wasn't her fault, I'll never forgive the bitch for taking up an entire episode of ECW TV with a tear-filled, crying interview.

After Spicoli died? I remember that. That's what I loved about ECW. They were like an old time southern promotion that really blurred the line between kayfabe and real life.