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#610516 - 05/15/14 04:17 PM The happiest place on earth
Rz7crs Offline
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Registered: 05/14/14
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I spent a little time this morning visiting Disneyland with some civilians and the endless parade of fuckmeat was amazing. It was almost 100 degrees by lunchtime so the whores were mostly half naked. Despite the usual swarms of no-tit low value asians, there were some real gems in the crowd. If I had handed a business card to every slutty teener that I saw, I would have needed a full box of them. So much potential talent there today that it made my head spin a little.

Who else pervs out like this?

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#610518 - 05/15/14 06:01 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
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Only paedos, chief.
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#610519 - 05/15/14 06:15 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Bornyo Offline
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I admit I have a hard time distinguishing between 16 and 21 these days, so to counter that I just try not to look.

I'm not scoring this young pussy anyway, so why waste my time?

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#610521 - 05/15/14 06:37 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: Rz7crs
I spent a little time this morning visiting Disneyland with some civilians and the endless parade of fuckmeat was amazing. It was almost 100 degrees by lunchtime so the whores were mostly half naked. Despite the usual swarms of no-tit low value asians, there were some real gems in the crowd. If I had handed a business card to every slutty teener that I saw, I would have needed a full box of them. So much potential talent there today that it made my head spin a little.

Who else pervs out like this?


So sorry the girls we jerk off to around here are 18 and over. This place probably will bore you. So boring you should leave or just talk about non-pedo bullshit.

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#610522 - 05/15/14 06:41 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

The reasoning in this thread and the predictability of it speaks for itself.

Traci Lords retroactively made millions of porn watchers paedophiles.

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#610523 - 05/15/14 06:43 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Every once in a while someone stumbles in fooled by the "uncensored" banners. They don't get the self censored part.

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#610526 - 05/15/14 06:54 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580

It's generally when someone brings in anything remotely off, warranted or not; then it's okay to let loose various forms of violent fantasies towards some vague enemy.

Kids get fucked. Kill the paedo, but cut his dick off first.
Women get beaten. Rough up the husband.
Someone calls a group of people "niggers." Cut that cracker a new smile.
Mike South sees his lala land image of porn getting taken apart. The comedians behind the disturbance have to leave porn forever.

So boring.

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#610529 - 05/15/14 07:38 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: PrimeD

The comedians behind the disturbance have to leave porn forever.


heh...that was good.

i'm not sure the op specifically meant "kids". if so then unleash the virtual beatdown but lets not pretend there's not a teen jondra.. http://www.jerkoffzone.com/jmcatalog/series.php?sid=219
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#610530 - 05/15/14 07:52 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Exactly what I was inferring, Lou. And not even humor him with 'now where's our old Thank God it's Not Your Daughter banner.'

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#610534 - 05/15/14 09:04 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12933
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I went to the grocery store today at about 5PM. It must have been Hot Chick Straight From the Gym Night. I saw 4-5 smoking hot bitches in yoga pants, t-shirt over sports bra/tank top, and no make up.
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#610542 - 05/16/14 01:36 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: gia jordan]
Traveler Offline
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Registered: 11/04/13
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Exactly what I was inferring, Lou.


I know this is generally accepted by Webster, but it just crawls right up my ass. Infer should only mean to deduce, not to imply.
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#610543 - 05/16/14 01:48 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Traveler Offline
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Registered: 11/04/13
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Originally Posted By: Rz7crs
I spent a little time this morning visiting Disneyland with some civilians and the endless parade of fuckmeat was amazing. It was almost 100 degrees by lunchtime so the whores were mostly half naked. Despite the usual swarms of no-tit low value asians, there were some real gems in the crowd. If I had handed a business card to every slutty teener that I saw, I would have needed a full box of them. So much potential talent there today that it made my head spin a little.

Who else pervs out like this?


Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Only paedos, chief.


I hope this puts your conscience at ease Rz7crs...

"Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger. As a medical diagnosis, specific criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person who is diagnosed with pedophilia must be at least 16 years of age, but adolescents who are 16 years of age or older must be at least five years older than the prepubescent child before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia."

I guess history bears this out, considering women were routinely married by the age of 15 or 16... until relatively recently anyway. Unless we want to retroactively diagnose a fair portion of our male ancestry as pedophiles.
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#610562 - 05/16/14 11:33 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Traveler]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Traveler
I guess history bears this out, considering women were routinely married by the age of 15 or 16... until relatively recently anyway.


At least in the western world. With the rest of the savages anything goes. We have zero problems rightfully labeling some jackoff 75 year old Mormon a pedo, but we can't do the same with a Muslim with a handful of 14 year old brides.
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#610567 - 05/16/14 01:12 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
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Is a guy a pedo if he's 40 and jerks off to the memories of the 15 year old girls he dated when he was 15 or 16??
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#610568 - 05/16/14 01:17 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Fiend2]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12933
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Is a guy a pedo if he's 40 and jerks off to the memories of the 15 year old girls he dated when he was 15 or 16??


No. Spank Bank memories are grandfathered in.
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#610570 - 05/16/14 01:56 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Barry the Pirate]
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: Traveler
I guess history bears this out, considering women were routinely married by the age of 15 or 16... until relatively recently anyway.


At least in the western world. With the rest of the savages anything goes. We have zero problems rightfully labeling some jackoff 75 year old Mormon a pedo, but we can't do the same with a Muslim with a handful of 14 year old brides.


In Islamistan, when a wife turns 14, it's time to trade her in for a newer model.
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#610573 - 05/16/14 03:29 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Where is Chris Hanson when you need him?

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#610579 - 05/16/14 04:45 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: butterman]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
A bunch of kids up here are being charged with child porn for sending cell phone pics of one another around. Fucking stupid, but if no adults were involved I don't think they should be prosecuted.

In other local news, apparently Seth Rogan has a doppelgänger who loves kiddie porn:

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#610584 - 05/16/14 06:14 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1293
A 21 year old got busted around here for having nude/sex pics of himself and his 16 year old wife. They were from Alabama and her parents signed the forms to let her marry the guy and move here with him. The couple was having a domestic dispute, the cops show up after neighbors complained and while talking the couple down one of the cops saw the stack of pics on a table. It was legal for the guy to fuck his teen bride but not to take pictures of it.
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#610598 - 05/16/14 09:14 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: butterman]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: butterman
Where is Chris Hanson when you need him?


Fucking little boys and sipping sweet tea.
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#610603 - 05/17/14 12:34 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Fiend2]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Is a guy a pedo if he's 40 and jerks off to the memories of the 15 year old girls he dated when he was 15 or 16??


I asked this question about Tracy Lords on here like the first year i joined. I was born the same year as her and had some mags with her in it. Does that make me a felon?
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#610605 - 05/17/14 03:19 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1293
I heard traci lords had a guy grabbed by security at a Sci-Fi convention because he wanted her to autograph a magazine she was in while underage.
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#610606 - 05/17/14 03:45 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Is a guy a pedo if he's 40 and jerks off to the memories of the 15 year old girls he dated when he was 15 or 16??


I asked this question about Tracy Lords on here like the first year i joined. I was born the same year as her and had some mags with her in it. Does that make me a felon?

Biologically (science), that makes you sexual, I guess.
You probably didn't know that she was with the tribe (whores), had a loose relationship with honesty regarding her age (lies) coupled with early bodily maturation. Legally it might be completely different.

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#610614 - 05/17/14 11:16 AM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Since we've opened this box o' snakes, does looking make you pedo? Not camping outside someone's window, but seeing a 15 year old girl...or boy/ girl in panzer's case...at the mall and thinking "oh, that's a nice piece of candy". No following, no touching, no stalking in the parking lot. Just looking.
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#610617 - 05/17/14 01:19 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Traveler Offline
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Registered: 11/04/13
Posts: 203
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Since we've opened this box o' snakes, does looking make you pedo? Not camping outside someone's window, but seeing a 15 year old girl...or boy/ girl in panzer's case...at the mall and thinking "oh, that's a nice piece of candy". No following, no touching, no stalking in the parking lot. Just looking.


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#610627 - 05/17/14 07:17 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Well, I would like to you all about reverse mortgages.
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#610632 - 05/17/14 08:53 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12933
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Since we've opened this box o' snakes, does looking make you pedo? Not camping outside someone's window, but seeing a 15 year old girl...or boy/ girl in panzer's case...at the mall and thinking "oh, that's a nice piece of candy". No following, no touching, no stalking in the parking lot. Just looking.


I take it as the same as sexual harassment. You are good to go as long as you don't leer for longer than 7 seconds.

If a bim is 15, got a woman's ass and is walking around the mall with it in yoga pants, I'm fucking looking. Maybe if she notices creeps like me looking, then she will stop dressing like a whore when she is out in public.

16 is legal in NJ though, that makes it easier on the conscience to eyeball em.

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#610637 - 05/17/14 09:20 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1293
Isn't the age of consent on a sliding scale? Its legal for the 16 year old in Jersey to consent to sex with a 19 year old but its illegal for that 16 year old to consent with a 40 year old. There is some kind of age gap rule? I don't know how it works my take for me is 21 years old and up is the safest course of action. I'll leer at anything sexy, thats what sunglasses are for.
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#610641 - 05/17/14 09:39 PM Re: The happiest place on earth [Re: Rz7crs]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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No. 16 is the age that there are no restrictions, besides an authority figure (parent/guardian/teacher/boss). 13-15 can consent, but the other person can be no more than 4 years older. They do that so a high school senior don't get locked up for boning a freshman, as they are peers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#New_Jersey

I hear ya on 21 though. At this point I wouldn't put any effort in boning a chick who can't designated drive me home from a bar, or pick up beer on her way home from work.
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