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#607361 - 03/09/14 07:24 PM She was not very kind to her body :(
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...but it's held up well

How I Got Into Raw Food
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#607363 - 03/09/14 08:20 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Freelee Frugivore is a way hotter raw food chick, and her videos are better.

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#607365 - 03/09/14 09:00 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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only 3 comments?. are loads considered raw food?.

i made it to the part where her adhd kid ground his teeth and jumped out due to the obvious.
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#607368 - 03/09/14 09:18 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Maybe the lack of comments has to do with the section. Pussies stay out of The Cage.
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#607375 - 03/10/14 12:52 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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The trailer trash juicer guy she linked was annoying as fuck.
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#607377 - 03/10/14 02:19 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
gia jordan Offline
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I hate watching informative vids. I'd rather read. I feel like I read faster than their talking.

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#607378 - 03/10/14 02:40 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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^This.
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#607398 - 03/10/14 06:23 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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whatevs...it's her world. too bad about her busted womb.
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#607399 - 03/10/14 07:33 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Freelee Frugivore is a way hotter raw food chick, and her videos are better.

That chick got a really odd YouTube celebrity counterpart boyfriend, tried to commit suicide at least once and now does the fervant convert.

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#607404 - 03/10/14 10:26 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Harley tried committing suicide? I had no idea. I don't follow him as much because I don't care about bike marathons.

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#610545 - 05/16/14 03:02 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: gia jordan]
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I just found out this cunt is 44 years old. This only confirms the rumors about the restorative powers of Adam Glasser's jizz.

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#610546 - 05/16/14 04:31 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Originally Posted By: PrimeD

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Freelee Frugivore is a way hotter raw food chick, and her videos are better.

That chick got a really odd YouTube celebrity counterpart boyfriend, tried to commit suicide at least once and now does the fervant convert.

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Harley tried committing suicide? I had no idea. I don't follow him as much because I don't care about bike marathons.

I meant the chick who tried to off herself, not the guy.

She got some tits and looks as if she's actively entertaining an eating disorder to me.
The guy's obsessed with being thin or ripped and appears to be a major idiot.

Their pseudo-dietary knowledge and the contra they got for it led them both to weed out unwanted opinions on their online forum, spawning a counter-board which doesn't do much weeding out.
It's like ADT and XPT, basically - or was for a while.

A 3000 kcal flatrate for everyone by stuffing yourself with bananas, dates and whatever else the rest is supposed to be is ridiculous. Some gained weight, some got bad teeth and others had other problems, all moderated or fantasized away for allegedly not following through with the program.

That fruity cult is bad comedy, not dietary advice.

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#610566 - 05/16/14 12:26 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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I was a big fan of Shane in the early to mid-90s. Met her at an AVN convention where I awkwardly offered her my XXX resume. (Yes, I made up an actual resume.) Getting her autograph made the trip from Canada worth it.

I stayed at the convention all day. On my way out, I passed by the booth where Shane had been signing and noticed my resume crumpled up in a ball.

Like I said, I was a big fan of hers.

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#610577 - 05/16/14 03:42 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I was a big fan of Shane in the early to mid-90s. Met her at an AVN convention where I awkwardly offered her my XXX resume. (Yes, I made up an actual resume.) Getting her autograph made the trip from Canada worth it.

I stayed at the convention all day. On my way out, I passed by the booth where Shane had been signing and noticed my resume crumpled up in a ball.

Like I said, I was a big fan of hers.





Thank you so much Brandon. I've been feeling pretty shitty for the last day and a half. Your story is the joy to lift me through this despair.
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#610578 - 05/16/14 04:30 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
tattypatty Offline
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Shane and Seymour shot here (On the Loose). I fucking love Tiffany Towers. She was my buddy's neighbour for a while.

That Durian Rider guy is full of shit. And he looks like he has fucking AIDS. You can't build a youtube channel/dietary movement with "Just watch what you eat and get some goddamn exercise".


Edited by tattypatty (05/16/14 04:31 PM)
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#610580 - 05/16/14 04:50 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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I saw an article about a food replacement powder that some guy came up with recently. It has all the protein, nutrients, etc. that you require and you just blend this stuff up and drink it every day instead of eating food. It has the unfortunate name of "Soylent" even though it's not soy-based and contains no people.
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#610583 - 05/16/14 05:55 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
That Durian Rider guy is full of shit. And he looks like he has fucking AIDS. You can't build a youtube channel/dietary movement with "Just watch what you eat and get some goddamn exercise".

"Eat like us, look like us" is even better.
The guy's said to actually have been a meth user once. An interesting supplement.
The chick mentioned to have been anorexic and bulimic once. It's all better now.
This trainwreck couple got voted off some raw food or fruit festival by other dietary cultists last December. They wanted to do their own gig.
Idiots trying to package their ideology and calling it a diet. Nothing more.


Originally Posted By: Steezo
I saw an article about a food replacement powder that some guy came up with recently. It has all the protein, nutrients, etc. that you require and you just blend this stuff up and drink it every day instead of eating food. It has the unfortunate name of "Soylent" even though it's not soy-based and contains no people.

Mixed and packaged - at one point in time at least - in a warehouse giving rats shelter when they need it. Yummy.


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#610586 - 05/16/14 06:57 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Good video. I was mildly interested in trying out Soylent for maybe a month or two to drop my last 15lbs that I'm trying to lose until I heard it contains no cholesterol. Your body can't make testosterone without cholesterol. Although, I guess I could add in a couple boiled eggs a day to get some.
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#610587 - 05/16/14 07:01 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Oh, really? I'd watch out there.


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#610589 - 05/16/14 07:31 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Must you ruin everything?
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#610590 - 05/16/14 07:34 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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You just have to get with their program and it'll all be good.

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#610593 - 05/16/14 08:44 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: drained]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Originally Posted By: PrimeD

You just have to get with their program and it'll all be good.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll have some unknown Utube video to drive home your next post. Maybe we'll get lucky, and you'll just quote an entire Rob Black show to show you mad interwebnets skillz.

Douchebag.

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#610596 - 05/16/14 09:08 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
No soy or people? Fuck that noise.
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#610600 - 05/16/14 10:05 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: PrimeD

You just have to get with their program and it'll all be good.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll have some unknown Utube video to drive home your next post. Maybe we'll get lucky, and you'll just quote an entire Rob Black show to show you mad interwebnets skillz.

Douchebag.

Maybe. Maybe you'll come up with some more vintage mongoloid XPT links from years ago no one gives a shit about.

Cuntling.

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#610608 - 05/17/14 05:44 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: drained]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: DasPipsqueak
Maybe you'll come up with some more vintage mongoloid XPT links from years ago no one gives a shit about. Cuntling.


You mean like this? I thought you Germans were all about teh efficiency?







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#610610 - 05/17/14 08:43 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: DasPipsqueak
Buh-Buh-Buh I'm profound damnit. Just look at all the intellectuals I can quote verbatim. Worship me, Damn You. Worship Me!!!!!!



Yep. Same ol' Sashamut. Finally turned 21-ish and still the same schtick.

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#610611 - 05/17/14 09:00 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Alcohological rambling is what the leprekraut does.

Every few weeks when he feeds his main ulcer, Guinness, his other one, Glenfiddich, gets jealous and they drive him here to duke it out.

It'll all be over soon, Dougatha. Sleep on it.

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#610612 - 05/17/14 09:25 AM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
J.B.
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That's right. Anyone foolish enough to mock thy divine wisdom must, ipso facto, be alcoholic or rambling or both, and never mind that you've never posted anything you didn't steal from someone else.

I was a fool to doubt you, Limited Mind. We were all fools. Forgive us, oh mighty Kellerdweller.

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#610631 - 05/17/14 08:32 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Same spastic, different night. Again.

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#610667 - 05/18/14 12:14 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: Traveler]
J.B.
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Say goodnight, PeeWee.


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#610670 - 05/18/14 12:23 PM Re: She was not very kind to her body :( [Re: ]
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Just noticed I'm quoted in your new sig. I think that's a first for me.
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