Wow, Carly Milne. She's been in porn what, three years? And does working for AVN even count?

I'm sure it'll be utterly nauseating, the equivalent of an air-sickness bag converted into the written word. And she'll go on Ricki Lake or The View or whatever the hell fat housewives watch and demonstrate how to put a condom on a banana to the ironic, slightly risque quips of Babwa and whatever other fixture on Hollywood Squares is in attendance.

This is the "mainstreaming" of porn that everyone was so gung-ho about, folks. Shiny Happy Porno People living in Shinyhappypornopeopleland. This trend should have been stopped after fat chicks started wearing riding boots.

Someday a real rain's gonna fail and wash this scum off the streets.