Someone give Fayner tranquilizers? Isn't that like smuggling drugs into Morocco? The man could sell his blood in little glass vials and give a few jonesin' junkies something to smile about.

As for writing, Fayner, I'd have to suggest that moving into full fledged directorhood wasn't the best move. You're not just poking the monkey with a stick anymore, you're in the cage. (Believe it or not, that metaphor came spontaneously.) I don't have to list to you the millions of writers that have some background in porn, be it Hustler, Screw, what have you. But a director that picks up the pen and doesn't write about porn is a walking in-joke. I'd run far away from that, and stop if you haven't already. The fact that you "used to be" just a writer won't make any difference.