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#61032 - 10/04/04 09:35 AM someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
jamesn Offline
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check out lukeford.com
is the guy down to ativan or something? did the monkey push him over the edge? i feel bad for the guy, not only for being from newton.


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#61033 - 10/04/04 10:44 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
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Pathetic. Self-indulgent. Narcissistic. Worst of all, cliche: "This town will really break you if you let it."

Please! and with the tortured artist bullshit. I went through the same phase....but I was 16! The guy has romantic delusions of F Scott Fitzgerald or that Brad Eaton guy, the one who wrote Less Than Zero. If you don't like Holllywood, go someplace else.

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Just once, please, would someone come up and tell me that they fucking hate me and my Van Halen shirt is dumb and I should be shipped off to New Jersey



I'm pretty sure the monkey has addressed this.
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#61034 - 10/04/04 11:02 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
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Registered: 09/21/04
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Pathetic. Self-indulgent. Narcissistic. Worst of all, cliche: "This town will really break you if you let it."

Please! and with the tortured artist bullshit. I went through the same phase....but I was 16! The guy has romantic delusions of F Scott Fitzgerald or that Brad Eaton guy, the one who wrote Less Than Zero. If you don't like Holllywood, go someplace else.

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Just once, please, would someone come up and tell me that they fucking hate me and my Van Halen shirt is dumb and I should be shipped off to New Jersey



I'm pretty sure the monkey has addressed this.





Ya, lately all of his columns seem to be about who's doing drugs, who needs drugs, who quit drugs, or how to score drugs. What's going on with Fayner lately?
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#61035 - 10/04/04 12:40 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
jamesn Offline
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he needs to get his opiod tolerance up for credibility, even if it was an 80mg oscar a legit junkie would call it breakfast not throw up everywhere. burroughs, thompson and the rest of those overrated writers at least partied pretty hard.
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#61036 - 10/04/04 02:59 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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He has been clean for over a month, and sometimes when you get a look at reality sober things don't look so good. He has always maintained that he has too much journalist integrity to ever mention the monkey on lukeford and has cursed other sites out for doing it in the past, at least thats the front he puts up. He does however make not so subtle hints about the monkey that the people of the board have picked up. Deep down i feel for him, i mean he needs drugs to have any kind of happiness in his life but in the long run it will kill him, or he can live a longer more miserable life sober. Things kinda went down hill after our relationship dissolved and i think the damage that it caused destroyed any chance of us even being friends let alone a couple again. I wish him the best regardless and i will always love him, you can't just switch that off. I just hope he finds whatever it is he is looking for.
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#61037 - 10/04/04 03:38 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Shit. Narcissism is out. I'll call my publicist.

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#61038 - 10/04/04 05:08 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I just read the article that fayner wrote and to tell you the truth, its good. I mean its either he has nothing to write about or he is being 100% honest, and i tend to lean towards the latter, he did try and soften the blow with the little note at the bottom, but he is basically saying what everyone else feels but is afraid to say. Good for him, not sure what this means, either he changes or he gets over what he was ranting about and goes back to the status quo.


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Fayner Posts: I got the Devil in me...sadness...I want to find some laughter, 'cause when you laugh they can't kill ya...These thoughts I have seem to pass me by....like a cloud........................Fuel and release, happiness is good for an hour, Fuel and release, happiness is good for an hour.

Fuck this town. Fuck everybody in it. Fuck porn. Fuck making a living.

I sat in my apartment all weekend long and wrote 46 pages of my book. A 35 hour, non-stop barrage of nonsense and narcotics. I didn't go out partying at all. I drank warm vodka. My dog hates me.

And all because this town cripples any sense of fun and adventure. The same people, the same cocaine, the same porn talk, the same whore sitting on your lap, the same bogus taste in your mouth when you wake up at 5 pm, the same sham.

Just once, please, would someone come up and tell me that they fucking hate me and my Van Halen shirt is dumb and I should be shipped off to New Jersey 'cause that's where you go when you suck balls like I do. I mean, I'm really not a pleasant person. I have some serious issues. I'm terrified of commitment, terrified to clean up, terrified to skip in this city where your best friend can and will suck all your creativity from you the first chance they get. But still it's all smiles and hellos and free drinks. It's sooo Hollywood. Yuck.

No one in Hollywood does anything out of kindness. There's a purpose behind every action. I seriously have to offer free press to young porn chicks to just suck my dick. They should do it 'cause they want to suck my dick. Right?

Porn people are the worst of the bunch. Alliances are crumbled at will in Naked Hollywood. One day you're hip scribbler Scott Fayner, loved and celebrated, and the next you're Kid Vegas, ostracized for simply being as much of a sleaze as everyone else but getting caught in the act. I mean, would any city that has a smidgen of humanity allow a rat like Marc Wallice to continue scurrying around yet alienate Kid Vegas for making sub-par porn and not sharing a deadly disease with a bunch of gals?

I'd like to think other places don't act this way. The tribulations of "making it" in Hollywood strips any tenderness one possesses in the first month, when the hottest girl in Burnt Corn, Alabama moves to LA with dreams of being a movie star and realizes it's impossible and must now decide to either wait tables or fuck on film to pay the bills. That would make me one cold-hearted bitch, believe you me.

Stop being fake. Don't tell me you began doing porn 'cause you just love sex so much and it's the only way to get it all the time. That's BS. I don't buy it, I won't buy it and I can't buy it. You can't put up a house with dog shit as a foundation, and being a charlatan won't get you any closer to your dreams.

Be daring. Be spontaneous. Be wild. Your soul can be repaired, trust me. It just takes a touch of backbone, mixed with an undying devoutness to the liberation of not giving a shit what anyone thinks. Speak your mind. Dress how you like. Don't be low-key with anything. Got a blazing coke habit? Celebrate it! Don't be ashamed. Don't burden yourself with what Bill Margold thinks about you. When we aim to please we lose our heart. Life is too short to be playing games.



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#61039 - 10/04/04 05:21 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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It sounds to me like he longs for a life like yours Monkey- fun, interesting and daring and spontaneous
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#61040 - 10/04/04 05:22 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Toelicker Offline
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I just read the article that fayner wrote and to tell you the truth, its good. I mean its either he has nothing to write about or he is being 100% honest, and i tend to lean towards the latter, he did try and soften the blow with the little note at the bottom, but he is basically saying what everyone else feels but is afraid to say. Good for him, not sure what this means, either he changes or he gets over what he was ranting about and goes back to the status quo.





Stuff like that pours out af most any drug raddled Depression. Of course I'm just guessing . . . . .

I just hope it doesn't stop selling.



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#61041 - 10/04/04 05:23 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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It sounds to me like he longs for a life like yours Monkey- fun, interesting and daring and spontaneous





Ignoring reality without the assistance of drugs?.
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#61042 - 10/04/04 05:25 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Stuff like that pours out af most any drug raddled Depression. Of course I'm just guessing . . . . .

I just hope it doesn't stop selling.





Yes usually i would agree but he posted it on his site, so it wasn't just a random though he ignored, its one that he though, then wrote then printed on a site where a lot of these people he is referring to read at, for that i applaud him or me, or whoever fayner really is? Or the monkey for that matter.
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#61043 - 10/04/04 05:27 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Toelicker Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Stuff like that pours out af most any drug raddled Depression. Of course I'm just guessing . . . . .

I just hope it doesn't stop selling.





Yes usually i would agree but he posted it on his site, so it wasn't just a random though he ignored, its one that he though, then wrote then printed on a site where a lot of these people he is referring to read at, for that i applaud him or me, or whoever fayner really is? Or the monkey for that matter.




Yeah, I'm agreeing, and empathizing. I guess I should have been more clear.

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#61044 - 10/04/04 05:28 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Whoa- I thought i heard Clayton Bigsby
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#61045 - 10/05/04 04:20 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Fayner if you are reading, care to delve a little deeper into your thoughts or what brought on this rant of truth?
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#61046 - 10/06/04 06:16 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Has anyone seen the new shit he posted about the american idol reject and he begins listing artist he likes. Im not sure if he is being serious or not but even joking about liking Pat Benetar is wrong. Love is a battlefield, Dear god.
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#61047 - 10/06/04 07:09 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Why doesn't fayner post here anymore? I thought we were all pretty nice to him lately.
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#61048 - 10/06/04 08:08 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
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Registered: 07/11/03
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Quote:

Fayner if you are reading, care to delve a little deeper into your thoughts or what brought on this rant of truth?




hey Monkey, how ya been? Good, I hope. Frankly, I'm not to sure what brought about my sudden anger, could be my self-pity over not doing what I should be doing 'cause I'm terrified of what I could become with some focus and enthusiasm. Im not saying Im better than porn, cause Im not, but whether everyone thinks Im just some lame Hunter Thompson copycat or not, I somethimes do think I have a shred of talent which could be used elsewhere but my comfort level working in porn is so damaging to my growth as a writer, as a human.

And I just blame it all on this town, thats all. Dreams are killed by the minute. Its a total shame.

I could have gone a bit overboard, but thats the way I am. And i feel bad for people who possess an amazing talent and its lost cause its not how good you are here, its who you know and who you blow. And that bothers me. A lot.

does that explain anything at all?

and to Zenman, when did I say "This town will really break you if you let it." which you call a cliche? I cant find it!

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#61049 - 10/06/04 08:25 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Smelly Monkey Offline
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hey Monkey, how ya been? Good, I hope. Frankly, I'm not to sure what brought about my sudden anger, could be my self-pity over not doing what I should be doing 'cause I'm terrified of what I could become with some focus and enthusiasm. Im not saying Im better than porn, cause Im not, but whether everyone thinks Im just some lame Hunter Thompson copycat or not, I somethimes do think I have a shred of talent which could be used elsewhere but my comfort level working in porn is so damaging to my growth as a writer, as a human.

And I just blame it all on this town, thats all. Dreams are killed by the minute. Its a total shame.

I could have gone a bit overboard, but thats the way I am. And i feel bad for people who possess an amazing talent and its lost cause its not how good you are here, its who you know and who you blow. And that bothers me. A lot.

does that explain anything at all?

and to Zenman, when did I say "This town will really break you if you let it." which you call a cliche? I cant find it!





So what is it exactly?, are you angry at yourself for NOT doing what you think you can as a writer or has some in lala land poo pooed any of the stuff you have written not revolving around porn?. Judging by some of the stuff you write and your new name here im guessing confidence isn't the biggest issue here and even if it is you have more then enough denial to make up for it.

Why not try and do both, who cares what others say, its not a like a porn star trying to cross over into mainstream or anything your just a porn gossip writer slash director , you aren't held back and viewed like female performers in this industry are, and whats the worst that can happen?, it doesn't lead anywhere and you are where your at now, writing stuff for lukeford and going to porn events. Then again its hard to comment on without knowing exactly what you are wanting to write about , whether it be as a simpson's writer or something else.

As for blaming LA for holding you back and destroying dreams is stupid. You are smart enough to know about LA before moving there. In fact its not just LA, but the majority of the world, the people best at their field of choice aren't always the ones who have the best jobs, thats life. Im just lucky i made my fortune in sun dried tomatoes so im no longer in the dog fight anymore.

Please explain a little further,
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#61050 - 10/07/04 05:05 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Hooray Fayner posts again, and a new and improved "god" like Fayner at that. Sometimes you do get wahat you ask for and today it was more Fayner
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#61051 - 10/07/04 02:36 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
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Good to see Fayner back, but this new found introspective musing is hard to get my mind around. But good on ya Fayner.
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#61052 - 10/13/04 02:11 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
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Someone give Fayner tranquilizers? Isn't that like smuggling drugs into Morocco? The man could sell his blood in little glass vials and give a few jonesin' junkies something to smile about.

As for writing, Fayner, I'd have to suggest that moving into full fledged directorhood wasn't the best move. You're not just poking the monkey with a stick anymore, you're in the cage. (Believe it or not, that metaphor came spontaneously.) I don't have to list to you the millions of writers that have some background in porn, be it Hustler, Screw, what have you. But a director that picks up the pen and doesn't write about porn is a walking in-joke. I'd run far away from that, and stop if you haven't already. The fact that you "used to be" just a writer won't make any difference.
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#61053 - 10/13/04 08:07 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
jamesn Offline
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whatever fayner does, it'll make me less angry than having to hear about carly milne's 15 minutes when her book comes out. apparently someone gave her a deal, just like dr.phil.
i'm pro-kyoto-fisting on this one, it's going to be a "novelty" bonanza as she capitalizes on being goodall/joy adamson in the porn wild. the chick beats the pithy thing to death, then lets ttboy at it. it'll be the "smile-to-yourself" read of the year, while at the crux of it just being self-congratulatory masturbation about how cute and capable a chick she is. but she's got the hook i guess, doesn't matter if she's the hostess cupcake/sharper image product of writers. the subject is delicious and shiny, but it's fucking tripe. but i also like middlemarch, so i've got issues with writing other than questionable sentence structure and grasp of dose bigger letters that start sentences.
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#61054 - 10/14/04 09:03 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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Wow, Carly Milne. She's been in porn what, three years? And does working for AVN even count?

I'm sure it'll be utterly nauseating, the equivalent of an air-sickness bag converted into the written word. And she'll go on Ricki Lake or The View or whatever the hell fat housewives watch and demonstrate how to put a condom on a banana to the ironic, slightly risque quips of Babwa and whatever other fixture on Hollywood Squares is in attendance.

This is the "mainstreaming" of porn that everyone was so gung-ho about, folks. Shiny Happy Porno People living in Shinyhappypornopeopleland. This trend should have been stopped after fat chicks started wearing riding boots.

Someday a real rain's gonna fail and wash this scum off the streets.
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#61055 - 10/14/04 09:33 AM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
jamesn Offline
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i couldn't be more with you on the mainstreaming fiasco. so far, all i see is jesse jane on a bunch of hip magazines trying to tell me how to be a man, something on showtime with someone totally irrelevant to the current industry who's juggling the traits of being shudderingly reptilian to look at and owning clothing not seen since they heydey of "color me badd". in fact, the only good mainstream porn stuff is the 5+year old but totally salacious E! documentary on savannah's fall from stupid and entertainingly fucked-up to stupid and entertainingly fucked up and trepanation success-story.

man, there's nothing worse than PR people. they're too dumb to be journalists, too soft for travelling ponzi schemes, and what they've contributed to mankind so far is getting vin deisel a career and fucking flash animations on websites being everywhere.
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#61056 - 10/14/04 02:33 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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James, you get a dancin' 'nana:

I read that and said... Yes... yes, that's true too... and yes, and yes! PR people! Yes! And Flash! Goddamn do I hate Flash. There's nothing worse than going to a website and having to figure your way through a flash animation just to get to the goddamned content.

I don't really mind Carly Milne, since I haven't seen her website in more than a year, but I suppose speaks volumes. It's all about "a young canadian woman's journey through the wacky BUT UTTERLY WHOLESOME AND NORMAL world of porn." Interesting if you're also a young Canadian woman making the business of cumshots and double anals your Vision Quest, but if not, not.
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#61057 - 10/14/04 03:10 PM Re: someone get fayner tranquilizers asap
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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the sad thing is, her site actually was incredibly promising when she started it. it's just PR turns everyone associated with it into zombies with only 2 capabilities. the bloodsucking is obvious, but they just get so fucking hardwired to "promote.....must promote...." that it leeches into everything they do. pretty soon you're living your life based on how good a pitch it'll make for your book deal.

not that i'll actually invent something or commit to any larger purpose than strapping explosives to swami and sending him into macromedia's headquarters to destroy all annoying shit that moves disconcertingly across my screen. acrobat also cannot continue to go unpunished, adobe just charges obscene amounts to basically view.....text and pictures. i'm actually for horrible, public torture for such offenses--future offenders need something tangible for their noses to be rubbed in. so all 28-year old slashdot.com readers with chunky eyeglasses to disguise low sat's never ruin the web with "enhanced" content again.
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