For the love of God... can someone please start some sort of "Write your own caption" thread for this?? I feel a wave of ecstasy wash over me when I try to imagine Gia's internal dialogue at this moment.

Gia takes 7 loads and gags on a mouthful - what a rookie back then!

http://www.notubelinks.com/video205606/gia_jordan_swallows_7loads

Gia, did you prefer swallow scenes rather than eye-burning hair glopping facials? I can hear her now: Not in the hair! NOT IN THE HAIR DUMBASS!

That's the infamous scene for Chico Wang when Gia shut down the Minion. That's me in the stupid green socks pumping 8 or 9 streams into that kisser. Fucking porn mopes and our socks. Hey, would you walk around Wang's house barefoot? I know I didn't.
I think that was the one and only time Gia agreed to work with Chico.

Lord knows I love this woman, but I cant see that swallowing all those loads video. UGH...Sorry my friend, I just cant do it

The apathy, the self-disgust... fucking riveting.

Nevermind.

Before/After






She took it like a champ.

probably something like...


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except she's always been...

Nice effort Lou.
Now if could only understand what the fuck that was all about.

Anyway,I was hoping Gia would help us out here but I'll go ahead and start the list. Maybe she can add to it.

HOW TO GIVE A GOOD FACIAL
1. Pull wadded-up panties out of mouth.
2. Touch up the lipstick but leave the mascara tear streaks on.
3. Find a comfortable position on your knees. Adjust height as necessary. If its Brandon, place several phone books under his feet.
4. Face upward leaning back to provide a table-like surface. (A large forehead also provides a convenient place to set a drink).
5. DO NOT clench up your eyes and mouth like you are swimming underwater. This is not the same as water-boarding.
6. Use Visine before the shot to reduce the burn if by accident the mope does get some in your eye even though he said he wouldn't.
7. Make sweet or nasty dirty talk. The raunchier the better.
8. Either act ecstatically excited or extremely disgusted - no in between.
9. Act as stunned as possible as you take the shot - as if you can barely breathe due to the copious quantities assaulting you.
10. Is it an innie? or an outie? If its an innie make sure that you squeeze it in and out of your mouth a few times before swallow. Bonus points for cum stringers. If its an outie, calmly put on your clothes and stroll through the mall without wiping off.

I think this would be a good start for Gia's forthcoming book "Bedroom Porn Stars - Insider Tips on what Women and Men Really Want"

Looks like TeriW got facial charley horse or something there.

She might just be closing her eyes and thinking about being in a happier place, such as the scene of her major car accident.

right?. sorry i distracted you from spewing advice on how to take a cawk...in the face. your show and all. carry on.

Gia was asked about this scene in her interview here.

da BURGLAR:
"Baby G, I have made several references to your unbelievably sick, filthy, nasty – yet HOTT as hell scene in Down the Hatch 13, where your mouth turns into a complete and total Sperm Swamp. What was going through your mind then….take us back into your psyche as the Now-Dead-as-a-Fucking-Door-nail Director, Chico “9 volt” Wang directs the pulsing penises one by one to ejaculate into your mouth. it is really a sight to see, and many of us cant help but wonder just what the hell you were thinking while this happened, and whether or not you TRULY understood the awesomeness of the spectacle you were creating."

Gia:
"I did it as a dare for myself. Originally, the scene called for a dp with Scott Nails and Tony T followed by 6 or 7 random guys popping in my mouth, but Scott Nails got sick. Everything was explained in detail by my agent just as I explained it to Chico Wang when I requested the scene. The only curve ball was the Minion. I had no idea Chico would try to throw him in the scene. Here I am trying to do a good job swallowing these random guys and the Minion keeps trying to get in line. My attention was divided between the cocks and the fear of the Minion sneaking his way in. I loved that scene. I even loved Chico calling my agent to tell him that I was the worst performer in his entire history of shooting."

And Chico Wang posted his side of the story on ADT:

"Nothing against Gia Jordan but it must've been that time of the month the day I shot her. She managed to piss (in succession) me off, the makeup artist, my Minion, the two main actors, the 7 load warriors, and my dogs who proceeded to pee in her suitcase. You'll see a shitload of Behind The Scenes showcasing her nutty attitude. We were going to shoot her in a D.P. scene but I could tell both guys did not want to be anywhere near her.
Consequently, I had all the guys dump a load in her mouth until it was filled to the rim and called it a day.

Her scene is a swallowing-only scene.

After I called the scene off, we started to have some payback for the attitude and started messing with her. In the BTS, you will see her reaction when the Minion tries to jump in the shower with her."

It was really funny tho.

Stroke, charley horse, toe-mate-toe, toe-mot-toe

"I did it as a dare for myself."

Bullshit, Gia. Nobody dares themselves to do anything. Say you did it only for the money. Say you did it because you are a disgusting whore. But don't say you did it on a dare that you gave yourself. Nobody is buying that glib bullshit.

FLOP #1, bro.

This is the sort of trauma that leads to eating disorders.

Sorry mate, no offense intended.

Props for doing original work in assembling that.

Anyway, I still hope Gia comes up with another one for the list.

x2 on that. Really, is the look on that face the one of someone who is "daring" herself. I've said the same ever since the whole tit thing. I'll do porn because it peeked my interest. On the other hand I'll spend 20k on my tits, then not show them to anyone. She's a whore with a little too much pride....

heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.

If I'm going to take a risk (and I've taken plenty) there damn well better be at least some prospect for reward. In this instance, her reward was money. Only an idiot would dare oneself to do something without some potential benefit.

If she simply wanted to see whether she could do it as a dare to herself, she would have told the producer not to bother paying her. The experience itself would have been the reward. Do you think she refused payment for the scene? I don't either.

“When we think about labor, we usually think about motivation and payment as the same thing, but the reality is that we should probably add all kinds of things to it: meaning, creation, challenges, ownership, identity, pride, etc.,”

"..... meaning, creation, challenges, ownership, identity, pride, etc.,”

These words do not apply to whores.

some whores create trick babies and its a challenge not to get high while preggers.

a dare is risk. where there's risk there's potential reward and potential failure.
it's the same argument brotha... the only difference is i quote snipped your "Nobody dares themselves to do anything." line. i get what you're saying but she was already getting paid for basically the same shit(stripping). adding money to the equation when it was already there doesn't really work.

flop1 should never be ignored however.

Even though I LOATHE that picture of Ms. Jordan, you've caught my attention big time Mr. Lou by posting anything BB related, Thank you for that.

fixed.

Right Yo, forgot the Bitch

Whores do whore things. Simple. Take FLOP 1 to it's inevitable conclusion. Whores lie. Especially to themselves. Zen, bitches.

heh..you got the YO! hope all is well with you gyps.

What is the picture of the bamboo flogging from in the Curio thread Gia?

A bright light has gone out in WeHo. Why Gia? Just... why?

I see the SO's hand (penis?) behind this move.
I guess the photog work is better in NYC.

drive instead of fly to the east coast and i'll pick up that lease for a hundy to 75 less than you have in it. cars only come in one color and you picked the right one. i'm guessing a year left on the payments?.

Driving it to the east coast would use about one years mileage allotment

probably..she's been bi-coastal though. i'm guessing its been parked.

2 quick questions for Gia if I may. Is your real name Darrah, and are you still taken?

She's getting ready for another trip to Eastern Europe. Follow her on twitter.

I hope she feeds the forum some snapshots of Estonian hoes.

Where can one find pics of Gia's new Tits?

Scour her twitter.

Heehee. Not much scouring.

Whither Gia? Better than two months with nary a post? I realize she had to abandon WeHo for more suitably pretentious digs in Manhattan. And I can fully appreciate the demands of the jet-setting eastern European whore tours. But unless she was drugged by Gypsy and Sab, and spirited away to their secluded lesbian-commune/pitbull-rescue upstate... I fail to see any reason she couldn't avail herself of the internet long enough to make a pro forma appearance, given her status as a Mod.

She's tweeting all over herself.

This board is so first half of 2014 now that she's in nyc f/t. She has not time to regale the mope readership with withering lines.

Yeahhhh......huh ?

she has bigger fish to fry I guess.

One of these days she will back away from her X-rated past so she can advance her career in the mainstream world of pornographic photography.

And what about her boyfriends career? His climb up the corporate ladder may be halted when his significant other is identified by some corporate hack that used to beat off to her videos. A simple google search of her porn name will lead straight to this board. Oh the depravity!

The good news is she will be forced to return to LA and do anal granny porn.

Maybe there is a lot of Panzer time.