Originally Posted By: Jerkules
One trillion in assets aren't in the branch, with a line of people closing their accts and demanding cash.
i. They don't issue vault cash. They issue cashier's checks.

ii. I expect the line to be exactly as long as the line of porners who swore they would show up for Martin del Toro's immigration hearing so many years ago, when he married Hailey Paige to gain citizenship. Smutmutant would know the appropriate threads to reference.

::crickets::