On the strength of my one-day stand with Silvia, I would appreciate being comped a pass to the next Exxxotica or equivalent trade show. I am no Ed Powers, grant you, but where do the comps come into play with those of us who are past our expiration date?

AVN would not give me a pass for the exhibition, so I stopped going. I have no in at XBiz. Basically, it's Porn Star Karaoke or bust.

Where do porn stars go to die? (No "Jill Kelly's front lawn" or "Gerald Desmond Bridge" jokes, please)