All the porn folk should go Chase at the same day and time, and cash out their accounts. Rally fans to do it and put a mini run on the bank. At least do it to one branch near Porn Valley and call Press to cover it.

Few years ago Bank Of America was going to implement a fee, maybe $0.50 for any debt card transaction, but scuttled the idea when a FB campaign to close accts on a Friday had them shitting bricks. I think there were 20k+ who "liked" or pledged to do it.

LOL. Like you could get any three porneras to arrive anywhere at the same time without one of the agency drivers wrangling them.

Tell them there's free weed.

Yeah, the whole $1.67 will be missed in a bank with $1T of assets.

Oh BTW, don't bother going to WFB. They do not lend money to porn people or porn companies. I know, I was a credit analyst there.

Maybe Sierra Sinn knows what local Ralph's stores sell money orders. Look her up.

One trillion in assets aren't in the branch, with a line of people closing their accts and demanding cash. Sure, say the whores and mopes have $1.67, but what about the crews, directors, producers, secretaries, etc?

What do you figure a branch of Chase keeps on hand? I no longer have access to someone who would know.

i. They don't issue vault cash. They issue cashier's checks.

ii. I expect the line to be exactly as long as the line of porners who swore they would show up for Martin del Toro's immigration hearing so many years ago, when he married Hailey Paige to gain citizenship. Smutmutant would know the appropriate threads to reference.

::crickets::

Really, they won't give cash when someone closes an acct? Never heard that. Over $10k, fill out paperwork and return the next day I heard of.

I'd be there for the free weed.

How about real estate agents?

Layton Benton is suing Chase Bank.

Not if they are acting as a third-party loan broker. But otherwise, yeah.

Translation: The 712 overdrafts in my account last month made them close my account, but no other bank will have me because my chexsystems report looks like it has scabies.

The other night on Red Eye Andy Levy suggested a starlet take the name Chase Bank. Then, he said, there could be a film called Chase Bank Sucks. And I thought of two sequels: Chase Bank ATM and Chase Bank Night Deposits. That last one could be creampie depending on the director's whims.

Probably have to go with Chayse Bank, Chase Banque, Chase Banc, to avoid litigation.

And litigation there'd be.