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#300908 - 07/05/08 08:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Brandon in 3...2...1...

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#300909 - 07/06/08 07:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Roasted Vegetable Salad (olive oil, golden balsamic vinegar, rosemary, black pepper, kosher salt):


Chicken Fried Steak (top round dipped in flour seasoned with salt, black pepper and cayenne, then egg/milk, then redipped in the seasoned flour):



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#300910 - 07/06/08 08:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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What? No Gravy???




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#300911 - 07/06/08 08:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Gotta have gravy on chicken-fried steak, right

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#300912 - 07/06/08 08:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Gravy's ready!



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#300913 - 07/06/08 08:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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More paint chips and vomit dude...
Hey... look at Bornyo.
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#300914 - 07/06/08 08:39 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Gunker, I said gravy. Not epoxy.

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#300915 - 07/10/08 07:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Tabbouleh. Getting back into healthy eating.

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#300916 - 07/10/08 07:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Made a BADASS salad with sliced extra thin chicken breasts marinated in soy sauce, oyster juice, and then stir fried with jalapeños, ketchup, and cayenne pepper dropped onto of a bed of iceberg lettuce, carrots, red tomatoes, cucumbers, and Asian tangerines. And oh yes, it was fucking EXCELLENT...
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#300917 - 07/11/08 03:20 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quote:

Made a BADASS salad with sliced extra thin chicken breasts marinated in soy sauce, oyster juice, and then stir fried with jalapeños, ketchup, and cayenne pepper dropped onto of a bed of iceberg lettuce, carrots, red tomatoes, cucumbers, and Asian tangerines. And oh yes, it was fucking EXCELLENT...




THAT sounds awesome! I had liver with ketchup and fresh garlic and also artichoke hearts.
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#300918 - 07/11/08 06:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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we went to pizza hut and i think something is dying inside me.
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#300919 - 07/11/08 08:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I think that's their slogan.
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#300920 - 07/19/08 07:03 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Last weekend:

Horseradish and Dill Potato Salad
Broccoli and Cauliflower Salad (blanched, with a vinaigrette and diced red bell pepper)
Salmon Cakes (like crab cakes, but using that convenient vacuum-packed salmon)
Hamburgers

Today:

Pita bread (12)
Tzatziki
Greek Roasted Potatoes (basically Jo-Jos, glazed with oregano, lemon juice, olive oil and mustard)
Fried sole with Moroccan-Style Herb Sauce
Cubed flat iron beef marinating, souvlakia-style

Tomorrow:

Sketa Fassoula (slow-simmered Greek green beans with tomatoes and onion)
Zucchini/Feta Patties
and will skewer the marinated beef with onions and bell peppers, grill it in the Cuisanart Griddler, disembark same on an also-grilled pita round with shredded lettuce and tzatziki



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#300921 - 07/19/08 07:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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just finished eating...

Baked Ziti in a sauce made of diced tomoatoes, garlic infused olive oil, 3 cloves of chopped garlic, basil, oregano, cracked pepper, rosemary, rum, and a little thai sweet chili sauce.

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#300922 - 07/19/08 08:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
"The Sopranos: Pilot (#1.1)" (1999)
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: So what, no fucking ziti now?

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#300923 - 07/19/08 08:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 07/11/08
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i stopped at the waffle house for breakfast at 7pm.
love that shit!

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#300924 - 07/19/08 08:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quote:

we went to pizza hut and i think something is dying inside me.




The only thing that hurts me worse than piece a slut is red dumpster.
That being said I have less than half an hour hang time till
Satan spreads his wings.
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#300925 - 07/20/08 02:12 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Loc: NYC
Tuna on a bed of mixed baby greens with a side of garlic aoli mustard sauce. Also eating 1 Ak Mak cracker with Trader Joe's crunchy peanut butter.
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#300926 - 07/20/08 06:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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"At Ak-Mak Bakeries, four generations of the Soojians have been making Ak-Mak products since 1893. Their stone-ground, whole-wheat, Armenian, flat-bread crackers are staple products on the shelves of many natural foods retailers. Popular at first with dieters and diabetics, the crackers have found great favor with the general public. The crackers are made with no preservatives or bleaches."

I'll have to keep an eye open for these...
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#300927 - 07/20/08 07:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I didn't cook anything tonight, but this past week I've cooked fresh flounder, dolphin, wahoo, shrimp and blue crabs. Damn, blue crabs are good but they are mean as hell and a lot of work for very little pay-off. I also boiled about 10 lbs of peanuts in two different batches. Remember kids, if you try that at home get the raw and green peanuts, not the dried raw peanuts.

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#300928 - 07/20/08 08:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Loc: Portland
Got's the Dungenness crabs out here:




Brewhouse Whiskey Crab Bisque
Alameda Brew House (Portland, OR)
BUTTER 6 T
CARROT 0.67 C finely diced
CELERY 0.67 C finely diced
ONION (YELLOW) 0.67 C finely diced
GARLIC 0.75 t minced
WHISKEY 6 T
OREGANO 0.5 t dried
THYME 0.5 t dried
ROSEMARY 0.5 t dried
SEAFOOD SEASONING 1.5 t Old Bay
WHITE PEPPER 0.125 t
SALT
TOMATO PASTE 4 T
LEMON JUICE 1.5 t
ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR 0.5 C
SEAFOOD STOCK 4 C, divided
CREAM 2 C whipping
HOT SAUCE 1.5 t Cholula
CRAB 0.5 lb meat (from one Dungeness crab)
CHIVES chopped fresh, for garnish
PAPRIKA for garnish

In a heavy-bottomed soup pot, melt the butter. Add the carrot, celery, and onion and cook over medium heat until the vegetables are
tender. Add garlic and cook for a minute or two. Add the whiskey and cook, stirring up any browned bits from the bottom of the
pan. Add the oregano, thyme, rosemary, seasoning, white pepper and salt to taste. Stir in the tomato paste and lemon juice. Blend in
the flour, stirring to remove any lumps. Add half of the stock, whisking until smooth. Simmer for 3-4 minutes. Purée the
soup with a hand blender or in a food processor. Return to soup pot and add remaining stock. Bring to a simmer and cook until the
soup loses its starchy taste, about 5-6 minutes. Add the cream and hot sauce and cook until mixture is heated through. Stir in crab
meat. Garnish with fresh chives and paprika.

The 6 T of bourbon really takes it over the top...


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#300929 - 07/26/08 08:33 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Loc: Portland
Chipotle-only Mexican cooking:

Fideo Soup
Arroz Rojo
Frijoles Sencillos
Chipotle Salsa
Pollo Deshebrado Para Tacos
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#300930 - 08/02/08 02:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Posts: 1681
Tried my hand at cedar plank salmon and shrimp last night. Turned out pretty decent. My camera died just after I put it on the grill, but here's how it started out:




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#300931 - 08/02/08 03:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

Tried my hand at cedar plank salmon and shrimp last night. Turned out pretty decent. My camera died just after I put it on the grill, but here's how it started out:








Is your involvement in pornography purely as a consumer or is it your keep as well? Either way I find it interesting that you could pull off such a respectable dish, serve it to friends and/or family, and still take delight during private moments in the breathing of young women being stifled by the relentless assault of swollen penises. :drunken;

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#300932 - 08/02/08 03:05 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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If I'm not mistaken Handful is strictly a consumer of the pornography. And apparently a good cook.

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#300933 - 08/02/08 03:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
My involvement in pornography is limited only to my own personal collection.

Like a lot of other fuckers out here I'm just a guy who has been watching porn since I was 13 and have a lot of opinions on the subject.

I haven't watched porn or posted here for about 4 months cause I've been busy with other aspects of life's visicitudes, but my drunken inner douchebag told me to come out and fuck around for a bit.

Windsock, hurry up and write that book, fer fucksake. I can't fund the whole thing, but put me down for a couple of pages, my good man.
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#300934 - 08/02/08 03:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
cheese sandwhich and coffee. I am heterosexual.

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#300935 - 08/02/08 04:41 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
yay, handful!!! glad to see you back. btw, nice ass
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#300936 - 08/02/08 04:55 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
hey baby...

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#300937 - 08/02/08 07:25 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Madhur Jaffrey's "Indian Cooking":

Beef baked with yogurt and black pepper
Shrimp in a dark sauce
Spicy green beans
Lentils with spinach and ginger
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#300938 - 08/09/08 06:21 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Italian:

Marcella Hazan's Sauteed Broccoli with Olive Oil and Garlic (yet again)
Rigatoni with Creamy Tomato/Sausage/Pea Sauce
Baked Fettuccine with Tuna/Tomato Sauce/Sour Cream
Parmesan Risotto with Peppered Sirloin



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#300939 - 08/10/08 05:05 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Gunker, I would really like to taste all this stuff you cook. It looks great, sounds healthy enough and there is a lot of variety! Great thread!
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#300940 - 08/10/08 09:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Ya had me till you added Tuna. Yuk that's a Scicilian tradition, my family isn't Scicilian, big difference.

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#300941 - 08/17/08 06:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Today:

Fried Pork Dumplings with Sesame-Soy Dip
first step of a small batch of Kim-Chi (2" slices of Napa Cabbage in salt water overnight)

Yesterday:

Gai Lan with Oyster Sauce
Dan Dan Noodles
Shredded Pork with Pickled Mustard Greens
Kung Pao Chicken

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#300942 - 08/17/08 06:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Chili, with ground pork and elbow macaroni.
Very hot... very very hot. whole chunks of habenero in it.
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#300943 - 08/23/08 08:53 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Spanish:

Potaje de Garbanzos (Spanish Bean Soup)
Pisto Manchego (Spanish Ratatouille)
Tuna & Olive Croquettes
Shrimp in Green Sauce

also, have some No-Knead Bread percolating for baking tomorrow...

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#300944 - 08/23/08 09:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
sliced polenta baked with a tomato, garlic, basil sauce and cheese.
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#300945 - 08/23/08 11:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Veal lasagna and artichokes
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#300946 - 08/24/08 10:05 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Artichokes rock.

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#300947 - 08/24/08 04:56 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pelmeni with lamb meat and topped with cheap ketchup:



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#300948 - 08/24/08 04:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Cheap brand of ketchup:





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#300949 - 08/24/08 06:32 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Loc:
Roast pork, scalloped potatoes, arugula salad with vinaigrette, two plums for dessert, and a beer.
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#300950 - 08/24/08 10:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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My midnight snack



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#300951 - 08/25/08 09:31 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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You dont really eat that do you Panzer? I wouldnt feed that to my fucking cats.

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#300952 - 08/25/08 09:33 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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It's Panzer we're talking about, he probably found it in a dumpster.
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#300953 - 08/25/08 10:03 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

he probably found it in a dumpster.




...already opened.
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#300954 - 08/25/08 07:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
It tastes okay.

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#300955 - 08/29/08 08:19 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Pelmeni with lamb meat and topped with cheap ketchup




I hope Russia bombs you for this!
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#300956 - 09/02/08 02:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
pot roast, even though it's like 85 degrees outside. mashed potatoes instead of the usual roasted... mmm
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#300957 - 09/02/08 02:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
Quote:

My midnight snack






Why would anyone eat that shit? Seriously, are you poor as fuck or do you just like disgusting food?

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