I must confess, Brandon was a mainstream star...briefly...when he made the cut for World's Dumbest Performers 10 on truTV. For this epic porn scene intro...



Notice that the show title is, "World's Dumbest Performer's 10." Irons' hairline already looks like the Labrador coastline, and his gangsta-Canuck sidehand punch speaks to the eternal weakness of the hoseheads north of the 49th.

You're welcome, Brandon Irons. Just say thank you and move on.