Would it be wrong of me to say I'd be down for an orgy with the Facts Of Life girls?



ALL OF THEM.

My rule is that if the memories are in your spank bank from when you were in the same age group, yer good to go. If yer 40, seeing Facts of Life for the first time and jacking it, then there is an issue.

I hope you are talking season 1 here, with the tender Molly Ringwald in the cast.

I always wanted a BJ from Nancy McKeon.

What about this one?

Betty Page

I would go through Mindy to get to Molly or the blond who always had braids.

ALL OF THEM!!!

Lisa Paretsky.

Always thought she was hotter than Lisa Welchel.

Welchel was a goody girl. Paretsky....naahhhhhhhhh.

Julie Piekarski?

This one. When I was 10, I wanted her to kiss my pee pee.




I imagine you are talking about the one in the top row on the left.

How the fuck do you remember Julie Piekarski? I do because we both grew up in St. Louis and my cousin was one of her school friends.

Talk about a massive brain-fart on my part.

Rest of my post still stands though.

I partied one summer at Wildwood NJ with John P. Navin who played her boyfriend on the show. He refused to go up on the boardwalk because fat girls always recognized him as Natalie's boyfriend and would follow him around. I thought it was bullshit then one morning about 6 of us badgered him into going t-shirt shopping. We were on the boardwalk for 10 minutes when a fat girl screamed "Natalie's Boyfriend" and plodded over. She was one of several that morning.

LOL! Poor bastard.

Shit, he's collaterally moped joked.

Wasn't the fat one the one who lost her innocence because fat girls are easy?

What about the retard comic one?

Cunty broad's cousin? That's almost Robert Chambers territory.

On a related note, I saw this midget woman on 8th street that reminded me of that "Han-Dee-CAPABLE" Burglette from Diff'rent Strokes last week, only ambulatory.

Navin looks much happier here.

The Ann Jillian pic reminded me of a Throwback Fuck.

Crystal Bernard

Pam Dawber




I don't care if she has a chin like Robert Z'Dar. I can rest my beer on it while fucking her.

I hear ya on this one, Cheesy Poofs. I've wanted to smooch Mindy since I was 5 or 6.

Pamela Stephenson. She's a shrink now.

Illeana douglas circa getting raped and face bitten off by Max Caddy era early nineties Even thought she kind of looks like Schmiegal or jar jar binks




Props to Butterman for Pam Dalber I over looked.

Anita Ekberg.





And, just for giggles, here's how she looks now:

Must you ruin everything?

She's qualified for Old Pussy Exam or some German enema scene. Or a lady that tends the street food table with deep-fried meat-filled pirozhki on Brighton Beach Avenue by staircase/entrance to the Q/B train.

The first episode of Gilligan's Island was just on. I don't give a fuck how cliche it is to say, goddamn Mary Ann was hot fifty years ago.

Truer words have never been spoken^^^

I suspect Sylvia Saint will look much the same when she is that age.

The prettier the face the more manly it looks in old age apparently.

R.I.P.

That porn chick that was blond and married to Ray Victory was a looker when she was in porn. Kind of looked like Ekberg when she died.
Of course there are the exceptions. Loren, Bacall, Welch and others. Even Vanessa Del Rio cleans up well still.

Anita Ekberg from La Dolce Vita, definitely.

Lana Wood from Diamonds are Forever

Loni Anderson.

I talk to Illeana D maybe twice a week. She's pretty cool. She's on a book tour now.

Vanessa Redgrave