Caroline Munro, anytime between '74 and '79.





Joy Harmon, 1967, just long enough to bend her thick ass over that De Soto.




Ann Margret, '64 - '70. Cunt's got no business looking that good.

Linda Ronstadt.

Grace Kelly

The Hepburns.

Seems like we did this in an old thread?






And Jacky Bisset too

Bardot

There are too many to list, but Karen Black would definitely be at the top of that list!

Lauren Bacall



Sally Field

I have a Sally Field thing too. Go back and watch some original Gidget TV series episodes and tell me that director didn't have a Tarantino style foot fetish. There are so many pervy little foot shots in that series it distracts me at times. I bought my nieces the box set now that they surf, and watched a bunch of episodes with them. It's really odd.
BTW: there's an episode with Bonnie Franklin and Barbara Hershey having a sleep over at Gidget's.

More baby boomers' boners:

Dianna Rigg as Emma Peel


Anne Francis. Here as Honay West but also from Forbidden Planet. "Kiss? What's kiss?"


I know Bornyo will agree about Peggy, the county nurse. Sweet meat.


Which suggests Bobbi Jo Bradley, who was also in Beverly Hillbillies as a bank employee/cement pond dweller


And of course, as mentioned above, my very first impression of what a sexy woman is and should be: Ann-Margret in Bye Bye Birdie


And no Jeanie/Samantha/Ginger/Mary-Ann/Marcia Brady bullshit either

Kim Novak

I love her in "Bell, Book and Candle"

Why no Barbara Eden? She was hot as hell. I found and posted some nudes of her here once. Trainsmoke.

It was a nipple slip, IIRC.

Diana Rigg, definitely.
Nicole Kidman - pre plastic surgery

YEP. Luckily you uploaded that photo, as what was voted the crowning achievement of all m posts here was posting kippage.com in that thread, kippage is no more.

Barbara Eden then and now. Raquel Welch then and now. Dolly parton then and now.

Damn right I'd fuck Raquel Welch now hands down. That woman is a freak of nature.

Claudia Cardinale in 1967-1968

pam anderson just before the tattooed stick figure allegedly put the hep in it and dukes of hazzard jess simpson.

Lisa DeLeeuw



Not mainstream, but still number 1 on my list.

Tara Reid
Lindsay Lohan
Rose McGowan
Posh Spice
Marina Sirtis
Catherine Keener

Catherine Deneuve

Way to read the subject line there, sport.

ooh, good call.



Japanese Belle de Jour poster
The little boxes on the poster are photo stills from the movie with awesome sexual situations depicted.

Ah yes, the little box with the shiny contents.

Yvonne Craig. I wouldn't even care if she was green.

No, I read it just fine idiot. All the women listed above have had pretty drastic appearance changes over that last 10-20 years. That was kind of the joke that it was more recent past but that gigantic wooshing noise is it going over your head with the 2 brain cells rattling around.

How about some dead bitches


Kellie Waymire



Brittany Murphy



Zoe Lund

I'm with you on the tara reid bit and I didn't take this thread as a "who would you dig up and weird science" type thing either. maybe I fucked up?.

Let's go down the list..

Tara Reid...has a Kuato trying to escape from her stomach
Lindsay Lohan........Looks like a human ashtray
Posh ........fused with alien DNA
Catherine Keener.........fell into a vat of nougat and had to eat her way out.


Marina Sirtis looks like she'd be an absolutely filthy fuck pig who'd wear your dick down to a stump of raw meat so she gets an asterik

How about old ladies who's cunt's you'd still dive into head first



Kim Cattrall



Julianne Moore



Madelein Stowe




Rebecca De Mornay



Phoebe Cates

"I'm 50, how do I look?"

Kirstie Alley
Jane Fonda
Jamie Lee Curtis
Melanie Griffith
Tatum O'Neal
Shelley Long
Diane Keaton
The Arquette sisters
Jane Leeves


This thread could be nothing but old pictures of Piper Laurie
https://www.google.com/search?q=piper+la...366&bih=667

Hilarious and true. Kudos, fuckface. And I really mean that.

Thanks. It means a lot. How do you feel about lathering up Marina's big fake knockers with bacon grease while she tries to figure out if the Romulan ambassador is lying or not.

I agree with yer Brittany Murphy pick, CheesyPoofs.

If we can change our own age too, in this scenario, I would go back to when I was 13 or 14 and bone Alyssa Milano and Kelly Bundy when they were 14 or 15. I spent a lot of time jacking to them 2 when they were wetties. Sunday night was Kelly Bundy night for years.

Julie "Cat Woman" Newmar



I was only 6 or 7 when Batman was on TV but I knew this woman was hot.

Suzanne Sommers



Some guys liked Farah Fawcett. I was a fan of the slightly heavier Suzanne Sommers. I guess that's when I realized I didn't like stick women. Anyhow, Sommers is a plastic surgery mess now. Shame.

You know from WKRP!

Julie Newmar. Travel back...do her in the present. Either way.

No idea who Marina is, but I do love fake funbags.

Already mentioned Marina Sirtis from Star Trek TNG then ...



... and now at age 59 ...

You reckon those are fake?

They are and they're fabulous.

debella circa 2009 . pussy was dry aged to perfection during late summer that year

Isn't it only dryer now?

WalMart lube rules.

Back in Time for these hotties!!

Pam Dawber- Mindy from Mork & Mindy



Ultimate 3-way Ginger and Mary Ann



Throwback 3-way Wilma and Betty



The best would have to be Loni Anderson!!!

Loni Anderson is a piece of candy.