So you lied just like your hero. (or do you say it gyro?)

^I didn't lie, I was simply referring to unrealized gains. Aren't you getting tired of being wrong all of the time?

Well, you guys do know about unreality and the unrealized. Ain't been wrong in this entire exchange, Troll.

Isn't it time for you to puss out again and claim a headache? Whiney bitches like you always love to complain about their lives and hardships when losing a discussion.

I'm starting to take this personally. So, let's not burn ALL of the dirty jews, but can we just burn this one? That shouldn't get me banned. Maybe only crisp him up a bit. It would probably make his jew-fro look a bit more stylish.

Yup. Got you in the boat and ready for cleaning, sucker. Bye bye Mullethead.

Still here.

Please keep yer feud to the Trump thread. I don't want this clutter to cause me to miss the next time Tatty buys socks and drawers.

re beard oil: Everytime I've grown my beard long, or goatee/chin, I just hit it w/ conditioner once or twice a week while I'm in the shower. If I've been on a bender, I also shampoo it, to scrub the tar & nicotine of 2-3packs out of it.

Don't forget outdated/unwanted watches.

Two days. And Jerky's right about this thread, although I think this is the week Tatty replaces his duvet covers. Need to check the ol' XPT Almanac.

I bought oral sex from a cute dyke with short black hair. Drooled splendidly and I cummed on her tits. Best $60 I ever spent.

Did she quack?

Typo

Like pornwhores, those watches are loved by someone. That someone is me.

I think I stopped wearing a watch as soon as I got a pager. Just one other thing to break or get lost. I can't live w/o sunglasses though. Safety shades are like 6pr for $12 at Sam's Club, though I do prefer the DeWalt $17 ones.

Best of the Chi-Lites on vinyl.

Almost forgot: A friend opened a comic store recently. I found an issue of My Little Margie #39 1961 valued at 43 bucks. He sold it to me for 10.

Moth traps fr different company. A cheap wool turtleneck I won't care about getting stuff on. Nice used Versace suit.

Black pleated-front cropped palazzo pants to go with my Chelsea boots or platform loafers.

gaaaaaaaaaaaah fucking apple headphones again.

^ Earbuds? I keep checking to see if I can go into a store and buy a pair yet, but the soonest date is still maybe 6 weeks away according to the AppleStore website.

I'm so jaded I don't bother listening to music to workout anymore. I just let the gym play bubblegum rap EDM whatever.

Gyms here have outlawed news channels from their TVs and gyms. No news or politics allowed in the gyms.

How the fuck anyone gonna lift iron to the news?!

Well, Lauren Sivan gets you going, I guess.

Samsung level u bluetooth collar ear buds. Not a fan of the actual earbud design. I havent used em in my shop yet, but i imagine they gonna let a lot of machine noise in. Shoulda stuck w/ the straight plug type.

Soundtrack to Sing for my kid. It is a desperate attempt to get him to change his playlist that i've been hearing everytime he's gotten on my car for thr last 6 months. Probably wont be too long before i get sick of seth mcfarlane singing my way though.

I just spent US$899 on a year's membership to LinkedIn. It's going to pay for itself many times over.

^Didn't realize that de-regulators linked in. Good to know.

700lbs 3/4" crushed stone - $19.25 Filled in some potholes in my driveway

240lbs water softener salt - $38

Ralph Lauren suit w/ tailoring, charcoal gray - $320 Macy's One Day Sale

Van Heusen suit, dress shirt, belt for my kid, black pinstriped - $130 JCPenny's

Dress shoes for my kid - $20 Kohl's

2 Van Heusen shirts for me - $10.80 & $15 Kohl's clearance rack

Bleach, Soda, Water, Lightbulbs, Bar Towels - $80 Sam's Club

After shoveling that stone & a wheelbarrow full of dirt today, and lugging that trash & salt, I'm as wore out as my wallet.

Candle (smoke and patchouli. seriously the patchouli is ok in this scenario).

Pair of Diesel jeans
Black Ben Sherman tie.
Wallet for one of the cooks. He lost his.

Three dress shirts for work, $100. Gian Jerkins dragging yer hungover arse to Bloomingdales when they're on sale? Priceless.

^^^ Last day of sale. You scored a Brooks Brothers and two Todd Snyder dress shirts. After you left, I ended up buying NARS eyeliner ($36.) Makeup doesn't go on sale but you get double points. And a black and white striped Splendid sweater ($50. Was $170.)

Socks.

Van Heusen white dress shirt, $24.95. When I got home and opened it up, I looked at the laundering instructions and it said Steam Iron. I was pissed. It must have been Brooks Brothers I got my No Iron dress shirt at last time. 10 min in the dryer, hang it up and it was set. Next wedding or funeral I'll hit the Brooks Brothers outlet.

Honestly, if you're buying crappy Van Huesen, go to H+M for no iron dress shirts. $22.

The best no-iron dress shirts are by Eton. But you're looking at $245.

1" Pex pipping off of Ebay. Need to replace the crappy PVC pipe the was in my shop when I bought the place.

I think uncoiling this shit is going to be harder than installing it.

Two shirts from Untuckit! Damned things are expensive.

shirt one

shirt two

And like a crazy man I bought a refurbished Omega off Overstock:

Most expensive watch I have ever bought

Plus a cats eye ring and a diamond ring [just 10k gold and 1/2 carat].

Is it the fit or something that makes them pricy?

^In part. Ain't a clothing company in the world that doesn't make money trying to con people into clothes they can't fit into. That's why they make so much money on hipsters.

I expect, of course, that BDM's already aware of this and, thus, the above doesn't apply to his latest purchase.

Yeah they actually fit me well.

A couple of rock tees from DJ Tees in England. They have a good selection and high quality shirts. Not the paper thin undersized bullshit you get from SE Asia.
A couple knives from Wild Bills Wholesale
DJ Tees

Wild Bills Wholesale

TP I think the novelty here is they are made to not tuck in and high quality material. They're good shirts but I won't be paying that much for them again.

I have three of these in different colors off Amazon. Cheaper and super super soft material. My favorite short sleeved shirts I own.

Royal Robbins

Hipster candle
Hipster bath stuff
Hipster hair shit

Cheap knives in bulk. I hand them out to chicks. lol

Various Korean sheet masks. $30.

Ummmmm.....errrrr....you cut slanted eyes in them????

Maytag Washer $225 from Lowes. Found out yesterday that my washing machine was shot, fucker stopped spinning. Went to Lowes to see if there were any interesting scratch & dents, cause the thing just going in my dingy basement. They had this Maytag top load, stainless tub, marked down from $549 to $289, and i Panzered the woman down to $225.

She said "but you have to take it now." I replied, "that's fine. If it doesnt fit inside my mini van, i'll throw it on top and tie it down." She seemed pissed, thinking i was jerking her around. "It is already scratched with a dent on the side, so i'm not worried about anymore," then i picked the thing up and plopped it on her pallet dolly. Thing wound up going through the side door, on its side, just fine.

I'm due for one of my monthly 5-7 load laundry binges, so i couldnt really waste time shopping around.

More hair shit because the locally sourced hipster stuff stays in forever. I am disappoint.

Shorts from J Crew
White polo from BP
Kinda cool longsleeve from Gap

Nvidia Shield streaming and gaming box. Been finding some cool comics for a great price. I have a friend that just opened a comic shop. Also, been concentrating on lps that have never had a cd release. George Harrison produced group called Splinter, Compilation album called Lights out San Francisco, and couple Bobby Whitlock lps to name a few. Oh and a Leon Russell lp I was unaware of as well as a Sonny Bono lp that is real psychedelic.