Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck: Lohan. all kinds of dirty ways til she passes out, and then a bunch more.
Marry: Hilton. Old money, even if you split, she's going to have to pay you. How bad could she be? Live apart.
Kill: Spears. Not worth the effort, too crazy and too country. You want to eat fast food and shop only at walmart and look after her deadbeat family? Lights out, Baby.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward