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#576932 - 12/12/12 08:23 AM Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
Bluecipher Offline
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Union of Concerned Hobbyists - please organize a solution:

Hello. my cell phone broke and i have no phone at all.
Please contact me by email if you want to meet me.
I cannot add my email address here as it has 3 letters that are not acceptable.
danahayes---@hotmail.com
It is very important to me I need to get work now.
Please someone be kind and book me today ! Please send me a message here or email address, My computer battery is dying so i need to hear from someone soon.
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My phone broke and i have no mo.ney for another one. I need it badly with no phone i will get no work and sice i cannot afford a phone i really need work, I will return it as soon as i get some work. Thank you
i would really appreciate it. Luvinlioness

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This woman's got the worst luck.
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#576933 - 12/12/12 08:29 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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She could always hoof it on down to that dirty boulevard and use her feminine charms to earn enough to buy another cell phone. If she were in in Bmore I would maybe go three Jacksons for full service.

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#576937 - 12/12/12 09:02 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
4 people from here just sent her a phone.

She really can't go spend $20 on a burner and a little more on a phone card?
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#576939 - 12/12/12 09:16 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
She can always sign up for an Obamaphone, but then again so could anyone.

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#576940 - 12/12/12 09:21 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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When a hooker claims no phone, I always imagine the door opening and a burly tranny named Ralph is going to try to convince you he's on his period, so it is oral or anal only.
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#576943 - 12/12/12 09:54 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Where is she that she has internet access but can't plug in her laptop or tablet? I know libraries do, don't Starbucks and related overpriced coffee shops allow the pretentious to charge their devices?
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#576954 - 12/12/12 01:32 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
McDonalds has fucking wifi.

What are the 3 non allowed letters in her email address?

There's an income limit on the Obamaphones. I think it's like 125% of the federal poverty level. Of course, if you're on any of the approved programs, that'll be waived. As a side note, Carlos Slim (the world's richest man) gets $10 per phone that TracFone supplies to the Obamaphone program.

@ivor Three Jacksons? That's just racist and ig'nant. Why can't our not so great nation put someone on the whatever dollar bill that didn't personally hand hand out firewater and blankets infected with athlete's foot to our proud Native brothas? Just pay her in singles. Washington never abused the duskier ra...oh...never mind.

@frankie figgs Get her a TracFone. Get pics of her with Sharpies in her bum.

Honestly, it's kind of depressing.
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#576964 - 12/12/12 02:10 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I looked, Walmart sells a Tracfone for $10. Surely there will be enough time on there to connect with a client and make enough to buy a card with more minutes? They start at $20.

They also have Straight Talk which is a joint venture of Walmart and Tracfone. The cheapest handset they had is $20, but for $30 she could buy a card with 1000 minutes and text messages, plus some data. Unlimited is $45 a month.

She really can't rustle up that kind of money? She could collect cans and bottles like our own Alex Panzer.
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#576969 - 12/12/12 03:28 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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@Jigaloo; Dana could earn it picking up cans, but it would be quicker for her to earn by sucking a cock.

@Barry; My bad, that was terribly politically incorrect. I would give her five or six Hamiltons instead.

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#576970 - 12/12/12 03:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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I know that, but she's having difficulty with that whole meeting-a-client thing.
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#576981 - 12/12/12 06:14 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Jigaloo]
Abismo Negro Offline
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Registered: 12/01/12
Posts: 20
Yeah Tracfones don't cost a whole hell of a lot. I wonder what is keeping her from going to get one? Do I really have to ask that question?

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#576986 - 12/12/12 06:37 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Dude, she could walk into an empty cell phone store and tell the dude behind the counter she'll blow him for a cloned phone, and 10 minutes later she will walk out with a phone that will last 30days or so.
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#576992 - 12/12/12 08:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Dana Hayes is white. She can't get an Obamaphone, because the purpose of the Obamaphone is to cement loyalties for an anti-white coalition.

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#577000 - 12/13/12 12:37 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Vice Admiral]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Dana Hayes is white. She can't get an Obamaphone, because the purpose of the Obamaphone is to cement loyalties for an anti-white coalition.


Here's where we go through the looking glass. White and Black are less about skin color than they are about states of mind today. Among the youngsters the most insulting thing one White kid can call another White kid is "white". It's wigger culture, but it's gone beyond culture in that it's become an actual inner identity as opposed to the superficial one that was grown out of 15- 20 years ago. Popeye armed Michelle can't even begin to hate White folks more than your average second generation Wigger.

White folks can get the Obamaphone under one condition: They live Ghetto.

I'm seriously thinking about offering her a TracFone and part of the deal would be sending me pics doing weird shit I suggest. I'd have to spend $30 for one with a camera.
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#577009 - 12/13/12 01:08 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
faceblaster Offline
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Whores begging for shit with hard luck stories on that board is like PWs with cancer here. Just another roll in the game.
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#577022 - 12/13/12 08:42 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: faceblaster]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Whores begging for shit with hard luck stories on that board is like PWs with cancer here. Just another roll in the game.


In my neck of the woods whores don't beg, they whore. Some try to upsell, hey that's just part of the game.

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#577053 - 12/13/12 02:16 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
But no matter what, they always lie.
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#577164 - 12/14/12 07:21 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Vice Admiral]
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Dana Hayes is white. She can't get an Obamaphone, because the purpose of the Obamaphone is to cement loyalties for an anti-white coalition.


Who knew Reagan was a self-hating white man?

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#577168 - 12/14/12 08:20 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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I think she spent her money on fixing up the old benz she bought a few months back - something about the AC not working and some special type of freon needed to get it all to work.
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#577171 - 12/14/12 11:02 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Posts: 12905
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They keep changing the freon every couple years. It is stupid.

Worst freon I ever encountered was in a 1940s-50s fridge when I was cleaning out houses. I always used to just hit a line w/ an ax and let the freon purge so we could take fridges, etc to the dump. This one had some nasty shit in it. If you were within 10' you got high and ill. I pushed it over so the crap shot into the ground, but 2 days later when I was about to put it on a truck, the crap started pissing out again. I ran just as the high was kicking in.
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#577187 - 12/14/12 12:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
That was liquid ammonia. I have an old Servel propane fridge up in my shop. It uses a flame to boil the ammonia which circulates as the coolant in lieu of freon.

Badass refrigerators with no moving parts.

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#577241 - 12/15/12 06:50 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
fartz Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Those old fridges were fucking bitchin. I inherited one from my great uncle when I was in my late teens and living in the parents basement. It was a frigidaire from the 50's, I believe. Moving the thing into the basement was like moving a goddamn car. Damn near killed my best friend at the time by almost crushing his head between the fridge and a low hanging shelf while moving it down some steps. All that near death paid off handsomely though, as the thing was still kicking strong after 40 some odd years of keeping my great uncles beer cold. The whole, "they don't make em' like they used to line" was in full effect here.


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Edit Reason: Ha! I edited this simple paragrah like 10 times!! Need to quit typing so fast

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#577247 - 12/15/12 07:26 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Frankly, I wonder why she went for a potentially troublesome used benz if she needed a stable platform from which to launch her lioness activities. She could have chosen a used but reliable Honda or Toyota to get her to her dates on time. Save up and then get a new Samsung Galaxy S or Note or, if her ego requires it, an iphone 5.
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#577280 - 12/15/12 06:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Whores and bad decisions go together like bacon and milkshakes.
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#577413 - 12/17/12 06:18 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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From bad to worse - this lady needs technical assistance -
Hello Friends,
I have some bad news and i am asking if anyone will help me and my dog Lucky.
Tomorrow at check out 11 am i will be on the street.
I have tried to hang on but my funds are all gone and i have not eaten in days.
I am terrified to walk out the hotel door as i have no car , no money and my cell phone broke a few days ago and i cannot afford another one and all my phone numbers are in it,
If anyone can help me all i have is my email address and this room till 11 am .
danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
I have been trying to get work but no money to advertise and the holliday season and no phone is making it difficult. I can only pick up messages from my voicemail but can only call beack area code 818 numbers as i have no money to pay the hotel for any other calls.
Any help would be appreciated.This is urgent and after tomorrow at 11 am my power will be limited on my laptop and i will have my suitcases and Lucky and i cannot carry them ...not that i will have ny place to carry them to.I am sorry to be telling you this when it should be a happy time.But i have no choice and am losing all hope.
Thank you , Dana Hayes & Lucky
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#577415 - 12/17/12 06:35 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Has she considered asking any special ops in the area to help her?
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#577435 - 12/17/12 11:27 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
My sympathies are with the dog.
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#577455 - 12/17/12 03:13 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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I love the ironic dog name: Lucky.
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#577457 - 12/17/12 03:38 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Too bad she ain't in Bmore. I could help her if she was willing to properly demonstrate her appreciation. But LA is so far away. Seems like she may have some issues. She ain't young but OTOH she ain't hideous yet despite her tits, ass and pussy she is on the verge of homelessness. What's wrong with this picture?

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#577458 - 12/17/12 04:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
She needs a pimp.
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#577459 - 12/17/12 04:49 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
If a ho has too many issues to be rectified by a strong pimp hand then she gets put out of the stable. Given Dana's constant tales of woe I sense that she has lotsa issues.

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#577460 - 12/17/12 04:55 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
For a second I thought you were talking about a different Dana.
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#577491 - 12/17/12 08:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
ZING!
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#577495 - 12/17/12 08:19 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Jigaloo]
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
For a second I thought you were talking about a different Dana.


De Armond?

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#577498 - 12/17/12 08:27 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
J.B.
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[moblem]Plato.[/moblem]

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#577499 - 12/17/12 08:48 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I am so old that I never saw that damn TV show she was on. BTW does that sick necro fuck still post here?

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#577516 - 12/18/12 08:44 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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The old girl needs a waitress or barmaid job somewhere so she can service hobbyists on the side from the safety of a small apartment. I wonder what lucky is up to when she's playing lioness hostess.
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#577687 - 12/19/12 07:51 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The old girl needs a waitress or barmaid job somewhere so she can service hobbyists on the side from the safety of a small apartment. I wonder what lucky is up to when she's playing lioness hostess.


I surmise she could make rent by whoring unless there is a substance abuse issue. She either views herself as a high end hooker and refuses to peddle her ass at affordable rates or she is blowing her trick money on drugs.

For example, I got me some nice apple bottom big titty pussy today for the low price of forty bucks. Not street meat either. Ivor done hit the jackpot.

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#577689 - 12/19/12 08:25 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
How old are you Ivor? I'm just trying to put the mental picture together. They never match reality, but add to the fun.

Also, after 3000 posts, get yerself an avatar. Or we could vote on an avatar for ya, and have a mod plop it in there.
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#577693 - 12/19/12 08:31 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
ivor used to have satan throat fucking Mary while Joseph jerked off the holy goat into baby Jesus empty eye socket as an avatar. PipeD complained about the kid rule so it had to go...
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#577697 - 12/19/12 09:00 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Jerkules]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
How old are you Ivor? I'm just trying to put the mental picture together. They never match reality, but add to the fun.

Also, after 3000 posts, get yerself an avatar. Or we could vote on an avatar for ya, and have a mod plop it in there.


I am well into my fifties. Since I am Ivor the nasty, sooty old engine driver I suppose an avatar relating to The Who would be in order.

I lived up to my handle today. Lotsa suckin' and fuckin' with a Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy 21 years my junior. Not street meat either.

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#577699 - 12/19/12 09:02 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: LouCypher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
ivor used to have satan throat fucking Mary while Joseph jerked off the holy goat into baby Jesus empty eye socket as an avatar. PipeD complained about the kid rule so it had to go...


Lucifer keeps it real here on XPT. Peace out.

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#577701 - 12/19/12 09:06 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Jerkules Offline
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He's tryin. He's gettin there. I'd like to see him return to his roots in the New Year.
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#577709 - 12/19/12 10:56 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
@ivor I think someone said she was pulling under R250. Comparable to any BP soul without the "star" pedigree.

I lean against substance abuse, cuz she no skinny. Booze, maybe.
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#577720 - 12/20/12 12:10 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#577730 - 12/20/12 06:14 AM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
@Barry; good point about dope, skinnieness is usually part of that package. I am just perplexed about the fact she can't keep a roof over her head. My surmise is that she fancies herself as some sort of star and tries to charge too much. Too bad. So sad. Hope she learns her lesson. One the first rules of economics is that a thing is only worth what a willing buyer will pay for it.

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#577743 - 12/20/12 12:44 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Whores or potato chips. It's worth what the market will bear.

Maybe she should hook up with Mom and Coco.
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#577748 - 12/20/12 03:20 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Whores or potato chips. It's worth what the market will bear.

Maybe she should hook up with Mom and Coco.


Mom and Coco at least know how to keep a roof over their heads. Dana seems helpless and hopeless. Is Shelley Lubben still playing Sugar Momma to porn whores willing to denounce and renounce?

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#577752 - 12/20/12 04:08 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
Bluecipher Offline
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She must be a lush. Didn't GenP say the GILF was toasted during their scene. She looks high or wasted in lots of her picture shoots. She may be asking for too many roses in exchange for use of her wilted flower.
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#577766 - 12/20/12 06:47 PM Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread [Re: Bluecipher]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I vote we adopt her. Hell she can't be any worse than some already here.
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