For me, it'll be something that involves alcohol. It's been roughly 5 years since my last arrest. They tried to throw the book at me: harassment, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct (I think). Some fucking lunatic bitch also claimed I grabbed her tit that night so they wanted to charge me with sexual assault, but I was never officially charged with that because no one would back up her story, not even her friends. After a plea bargain, all I ended up being convicted of was resisting arrest.

From listening to the audio evidence, I can tell you that being stuck with a taser causes you to let out horrible shrieking moans that you won't remember making. I was hit with both kinds of tasers that night. The kind they press up against you and the kind they shoot electrodes into you with. I was able to pull out the first set of electrodes but they shot me in the back the second time and I couldn't reach them.