For the time being at least, I've managed to live better than 4 decades without any significant legal entanglements. My temperament is too placid to lead to any violent confrontations, and our household income precludes any crimes for strictly personal gain. So the only thing left that could drive me to violating the law, would be my perversly insatiable sexual appetite.
I have far too much empathy and compassion to commit anything so heinous as a rape ( although I do have a mental list of potential victims should I ever find the strength to overcome these character flaws ), so I see the most likely scenario involving an arrest for some salacious, hugely embarrassing, but otherwise harmless 3rd degree sexual offense. Maybe swiping dirty panties from some college girl's laundry basket... or concocting one of those implausible scams to trick female mall shoppers into letting me suck on their toes.

Whores. Bongs.

^^Yep.

uh huh.

Assault. I've thrown hot coffee into open car windows several times of guys catcalling me or asking if I want a ride.

That's awful to hear. I never was one for catcalling, but I did get good mileage out of giving girls a ride from one place to another. Never had anyone react that way. Would you do that to everyone asking if you want a ride, or is there a component of leering required to set you off?

Obviously, if I'm walking, I'm en route to my destination just fine. And why would I chance my safety getting in a car with some random person?

And yes, pretty much any guy I don't know, asking if I want a ride IS doing it with bad intentions. Wouldn't it be assumed that most women would rather walk than risk their own personal safety?

And that somehow deserves a face full of hot coffee. Wow.

I think the hot coffee usually ends up on their lap.

And...she's single guys, and here all week.

Keep cheating on your wife, Bornyo.

Better than beating her...hey! What...I don't get no respect.

There's your YouTube channel. Gia tossing hot coffee on douchebags. I'd watch it!
Can the first episode be Porno Dan?

Unless its a prostitute or the town bike does cat calling at a unknown woman ever get any positive results other than scaring the chick into thinking she's in for an assault or rape?

Got flashed in a moving truck once. Chick yanked up her tank top, then at the red light, picked up a titty in each hand and squeezed em together. About 2 lights down she waved us to turn into her development, but the guy driving was chicken shit.

That was the one highlight of 4 years catcalling broads from moving trucks.

Exactly. Same with slowing by in the car, as she's walking, to offer her a ride.

I had some really hot girls ask me if I wanted a ride while I was waiting at a bus stop but they where pretty obviously making fun of me for being a loser waiting for a bus. They didn't expect me to cross the street over to their car and ask them if they were still going to give me a ride, I guess I'm lucky I didn't get maced.

Really....these must of been some upstanding men who wouldn't dream of striking a woman for any reason, or the biggest pussies that ever walked the earth.

Do that to most of the people I grew up with and within a few short seconds you would realize what a big mistake you made. Getting through that next anal scene would have been interesting with that cup stuck up your ass.

I'm a little on the fence with Gia's actions. Mainly because it seems like a waste of perfectly good coffee.

Evidently, I didn't care at the time.

hear ya but i was as soon as i read it.


and i'm not going to jail for assault but maybe i've been through a charge or two. allegedly.

More than anything it puts her in a little better perspective.

For me, it'll be something that involves alcohol. It's been roughly 5 years since my last arrest. They tried to throw the book at me: harassment, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct (I think). Some fucking lunatic bitch also claimed I grabbed her tit that night so they wanted to charge me with sexual assault, but I was never officially charged with that because no one would back up her story, not even her friends. After a plea bargain, all I ended up being convicted of was resisting arrest.

From listening to the audio evidence, I can tell you that being stuck with a taser causes you to let out horrible shrieking moans that you won't remember making. I was hit with both kinds of tasers that night. The kind they press up against you and the kind they shoot electrodes into you with. I was able to pull out the first set of electrodes but they shot me in the back the second time and I couldn't reach them.

I believe it's generally the same taser just configured in the skin contact form, which has the prong firing cartridge removed. The version the average consumer can buy that doesn't shoot darts is usually just called a "stun gun"

Around the strolls in my area and in Philly if a chick is walking the edge of the sidewalk/curb she's "working". If she's walking the middle of the sidewalk or closer to the buildings she just a civilian. Maybe you were walking the street whore lane?

Killing Animals..

most likely for shooting a whore in the head with my 9 milly when she throw coffee in my ride.

Damn Gia. I saw a young lady that appeared mad walking the other day and it was dog ass cold out. I asked her if she needed a ride and she hopped in immediately. I dropped her at a store two miles away. She was mad at her grandma who she was temporarily living with and very sweet and appreciative. People can still be just wanting to do a good deed. Ya know?

did she spit or swallow?

So, because you're the outlier good samaritan, you advocate girls and women getting into cars with complete strangers. Good to know.

Agreed. If you get into jacking it to a whore who's doing it only for the money and hates porn look up some Gia scenes.

Saturday night on the train, this motherfucker started stroking his cock (through his pants) sitting across from us and was licking his lips...Sabs was all involved in her IPOD so she didn't notice. The motherfucking pig was so black, he had a halo of purple all over his body, worked for Transit, had the vest on and was carrying Transit equipment. I cant stay shut for shit like this...when I started yelling then Sabs comes out of her Coma. It got ugly to say the least. If I didn't have a fuckin record already, I would of spit in his ugly nasty face...But that's a major charge here if you do that. It took every fiber of my being not to get the fuck up and attack him.

Right. Because I don't like being cat called and I find it frightening when men follow me in their cars = I hate sex.

Idiot.

No not necessarily but we do exist! Guess I'm just old school frome the 60's and 70's when the thumb was acceptable fare for a ride.

good i can put her tits to great use then.