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#385440 - 01/05/09 07:22 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I once met Mussolini's illegitimate grand-daughter. She was an artist, and she had a beauty-mark that could have passed for a "bindi".
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#385441 - 01/05/09 08:19 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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'bindi' is Sanskrit for 'red bingo chip'
Gia, would any of your relatives from Pakistan try to take you out in an honor killing if they knew details of your lifestyle? (not wearing a bindi, anal sex with infidels, speaking without permission ETC)
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#385442 - 01/05/09 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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no. they just wouldn't give me money when they die.
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#385445 - 01/06/09 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Yeah, but my laptop kept sliding off your mom's back. KIDDING! No, I have not. I like to focus on the sex when I have sex.
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#385446 - 01/06/09 03:19 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia, have you ever participated in an intervention for a junkie porn whore? I bet that would be some great comedy.
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#385447 - 01/06/09 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Not sure if I could handle that. The methed out pws seem to have a mind of their own. I'd still want them to keep fucking on film after they got clean, though.
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#385448 - 01/06/09 04:33 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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This one is for Tritone (who i really miss btw):
Have you ever gotten down with a brotha in real life? If you met someone of the tinted persuasion and he was actually super down and funny and a raw foodie would you consider it?
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#385451 - 01/07/09 01:45 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I actually bought a water purifier and have just been drinking water, soymilk, tea, and coffee.
Soymilk will steal away your manliness. 
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#385453 - 01/07/09 07:16 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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Gia,
Are you financially stable due to saving while fucking for a living or is your photography keeping you afloat?
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#385454 - 01/07/09 07:21 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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gias just high on life, burg
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#385458 - 01/07/09 12:18 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I'm currently going through an oat milk phase. 
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#385465 - 01/11/09 01:27 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Quote:
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This one is for Tritone (who i really miss btw):
Have you ever gotten down with a brotha in real life? If you met someone of the tinted persuasion and he was actually super down and funny and a raw foodie would you consider it?
I find it fascinating that a group of people refers to themselves as 'brothas' and demand to be taken seriously at the same time. On related topic, I'm glad tritone is gone.
I am not "gone", just an infrequent visitor. I will say, however, that my experience with some truly annoying "tunnel vision" posters on another board has caused me to revisit my singular focus on IR.
On this "other" (non sex) board, these small group of posters took up a particular issue and beat it to the ground. Posting incessantly about it in every thread -- far long after they had made their point. It annoyed the SHIT out of me, and it got me thinking.
If my discussions of IR were in any way as "whiny" as these guys, I offer my apology.
I'm not changing my stance - just realizing that after a while, you can wear out your welcome, no matter how much sense your argument makes.
Anyway, that's all.
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#385466 - 01/11/09 01:33 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Which is it?
Ha! You assume I'd need to compensate Gia for her time. You forget that I have the charm and swagger to pull her for real. I have no doubt we would hit it off! 
Edited by tritone (01/11/09 01:34 PM)
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#385467 - 01/11/09 02:16 PM
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#385468 - 01/11/09 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You actually picked a good time to take a break Tritone. There was a rash of uncreative nigger-bashing that went on for a period. I'm afraid it might have been enough to drive off xxxbit and Big Calm and I hate that.
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#385474 - 01/14/09 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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... I'm afraid it might have been enough to drive off xxxbit and Big Calm and I hate that.
Long time no hear from xxxbit. She might be busy teaching.
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#385475 - 01/15/09 07:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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It is so good to be missed.....even if it is only on the internet...
I have be wrapped up with teaching and cheerleading . I don't coach anymore more but i do help organize the state competition and judge. I have also been finishing up this whole foster parenting thing and the close I get the more nervous I get so I start dragging my feet on things.....Teaching has required me to take some new classes this year as I was the only teacher in my building to receive an interactive board....so to prevent me from having a 4k glorified overhead projector I had to learn how to interact with it.
It was great for the election....and yes...I was able to make Michigan bounce too.
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#385476 - 06/11/09 11:39 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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I'm sure a lot of pressing questions have been piling up, so I thought it would be a good time to resurrect this thread.
Gia: During the last 3 months, how many male sex partners and female sex partners have you had?
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#385477 - 06/12/09 06:52 PM
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Whoremaster
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how many ping pong balls can you fit in your snatch?
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#385481 - 06/12/09 09:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Not pointed at you Gia, but maybe you'll have some input. It seems to me that alot of girls that call themselves Vegans are actually anorexic. Or sometimes its just maybe they do it wrong and have an incomplete diet. Which leads to alot of muscle wasteing, and very messy anal scenes...pfffff
Anyway things I'd really like to know about you....Whats your favorite position?(9 times outta 10 girls say doggie)
So how about what turns you on? (being that your soo been there done that)
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#385485 - 06/13/09 07:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/13/09
Posts: 70
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Here are my questions:
1.What is wrong with grains?We're supposed to eat them,that's why the lord Gia-ho-va put them here.
2.Given your diet,what would you eat before doing a Facial Abuse scene?
3.Any long term problems with your asshole from doing all that anal?
4.Have you met August Knight?Is she a cunt?Could you convince her to do Latina Abuse?
5.Would you ever invite Annette Schwartz over to gossip while sipping each other's urine?
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#385487 - 06/13/09 10:45 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances?
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#385489 - 06/15/09 12:18 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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do you think that mankind would have survived without eating meat?
do you think that early man should not have started to cook food and instead should have continued to eat raw grass and leaves like his ape cousins?
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#385490 - 06/15/09 03:08 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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do you think that mankind would have survived without eating meat?
do you think that early man should not have started to cook food and instead should have continued to eat raw grass and leaves like his ape cousins?
Mankind developed the ability to "choose" whether or not to eat meat FROM MEAT's amino acids that helped develop our neo-cortex. Vegans are full of shit.. I have never met a healthy vegan. They all look like pale grey aliens. AND they shit up a porn set like a bulldog who was fed a laxative.
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For real Filet Mignon or what and hows it prepared? I had a Filet from this Steak House up the road...Pan seared in condensed wine sauce with crumbled bleu cheese topping 
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