"God, make me holy...just not yet."

It's a Leprecunt!®

Saint Patrick can jerk it to my Guinness bottle stuffing. Enjoy guys. Have a good one or few. <3

Nice, Gen.

Most people drink green beer. That's some raw organic wheat grass soy hipster shit isn't it?

No, you grumpy butthole. I don't drink wheat grass (juiced it shows up cloudy) nor do I eat soy for the most part. It's the lightest Irish beer I could find called HARP to showcase the food coloring added. Gasp!

just when i thought our whores had forsaken us. good stuff gen.

Nice, gen.

St. Patrick's Day and Easter are my 2 least favorite holidays. Its a holidays for morons.

Alex can't find a drunken Irish Tranny. I'm sure you could hunt down an old, nasty & hairy Irish chick to finger bang.

I was fucking with you. I saw the beer bottle in your cooze in the last pic.

Might wanna stop down that aperture a little Generizer.

Don't hate the white meat in the bright sunlight, TRAVELER!!! Name thief.

Hold up Ma, I don't hate... I congratulate! And when I see yo pics, I masturbate!

I think the quote is from St Augustine, but a new tradition can always be started.

And thanks for the Pics, Generizer.

i've seen it three times today and i can't get over it.
bangin turdcutter gen. way to hold it together.

Gotta agree, Gen looks good....damn good. Looks like her lawn needs a little work though....

Those cheeks need, nay, demand, some squeezing.

Do you seriously think a well manicured lawn would go with the whole St. Patrick's Day theme? Didn't think so.

And who mows in the middle of winter right after an ice storm finally melted away? I should have taken pictures of the mud I sank into just to get the shoot done.

Holy shit dude, come fucking mow my lawn then. You seem to need a hobby anyways.

I have a friend that lets his lawn grow to about 8 - 10 inches before it starts to brown for winter. He claims it helps the grass winter better and come back fuller and faster in the spring. He had a couple of his neighbors complain about it but in his township its under the limit considered over growth and its all grass without any weeds. There is always some douche nozzle that has to snitch on the neighbors about something.

I had an old italian spinster cunt on my street who used to complain on everybody for stupid shit like grass and weeds so we'd get 50 - 200 dollar fines. The cunt used to check for current dog tags and call animal control when the dogs were confined to their own yards.

She would put food out in her yard for the "stray cats" but she was mostly feeding rats and mice. She didn't like it one bit when I called and complained about her and she got a 50 dollar fine for whatever they wrote her up for and had to go the hoops required to pay the stupid fine.

In California we have gardeners that mow and everything else. I don't think I ever saw anyone mow their own lawn.

In El Paso there's no grass to mow but dirt and rocks. So that was easy.

Just moved to TN in a temporary rental. Took advice of neighbors to let it be through winter and as it starts to grow of fresh grass then mow it. Sounds like what you said is similar to what they said. Soooo that's the plan.

Actually I was a golf course superintendent the last 20 years. So after thinking how much I'd like to fuck the shit out of you the lawn was the next thing that caught my eye.

Letting you grass grow in the fall is a bad idea. It can become matted and such, provides a great place for disease to take hold. Mow it fairly short and a little fertilizer of a good quality is best.

did you ever kill those damn gophers?

Field Mexicans are more expensive in TN than CA because of the shipping charges. White trash will work cheaper, but po hillbillys work on a "Southern" schedule, so the work ethic is flat out lacking.

Get anbig can of Round Up that kills to bare ground, so you dont have to weed wack as much.