What does Alex Jones have to say? I probably sound like him right now.

Rogue crimean-based Spetsnaz team led by unhinged dispensationalist hijacks air malaysia 777, arms it with dirty nuke and will detonate it over Jerusalem, bringing on Armageddon.
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Mild Mannered Minion
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I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis