For the record, I have previously deplored the casual racist abuse heaped upon Tritone and other "naggers" in this space. And yes, I've been to all those places, and a heap more. I don't live in the US anymore, and travel widely because of my former occupation as a swabbie and now as a fake lawyer. Fifty countries and 36 states. The only continent I've not been to is Antarctica. I've even been to the other side of where Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.

I've been to the DPRK an even dozen times. To dig up bones of Americans who fought and died there, and to negotiate agreements. It's a more complex place than is described on CNN, you bet, but definitely a terrible, terrible society for 98% of its citizens. Nobody should ever hold that flag up with anything other than shame.

Enjoy your cheesy poofs.