Bornyo's works with the magic of hand power, like this, go to the 1:05 mark. They usually run $10-$20. You can pretend you're smacking some bukkake mope who got too close.



The NutriBullet has a motor and operates like a traditional blender. I think that brand runs about $100, there is the Magic Bullet which runs $50*. You can use it for smoothies and other healthy disgusting looking drinks too.

*Alex's tip of the day: Use a 20% off coupon for Bad Bath And Beyond to save $10. They never expire.