tell them that it's their mothers and then drag her ass in the room and beat the shit out of her before she new what happened. then i would yell at the kids for good 3 or 4 hours as i get drunk telling them look at what you made me do to your mother. either that or sit down and have a talk about sex and personal space. by the way if you have kids that are old enough to leave at home and your shit is'nt in a safe or your kids are fucking retards they know about everything you own cause face it as soon as you left the house they stared going through all your shit.