I think you bringing back something like Slap Happy is the way to go. That thing still has legs.
Did you know some of the clips are used as hilarious GIFs around the intrawebz?

Didn't know that, no. The guys at Braincash are not keen on the rough content. I'm not sure where to distribute content like that. It would need a home online. I still have a great Debi Diamond dust-up.

I know you guys all rag on BI, but I honestly find him as amusing as fuck. He turns a phrase really well and seems to only take himself a little seriously. I mean, he ain't no Rob Black.

Scroll down to the part that say METAL! on this page and there's a couple of your gifs. Sorry I'm too stupid to post them.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Wimminz

Seriously, a few of my friends who really don't know porn (save Ron Jeremy etc.) have mentioned Slap Happy to me. They bugged out when I mention I have chatted with you online.

I wonder if clips4sale would host rougher stuff like that?

Think so. Why can't you just put them on your site?

The principals at Braincash don't like the rough stuff.

You should sell the Hookers and Blow concept to some cable network. Get Cal to cut a softcore edit and shoot some new wraparounds.

Joe Blow retired. He was the linchpin for the series.

I hope you don't give up on this. It's a long time coming. (no pun intended)
Like bringing back the Winnipeg Jets.

The Jets have cooled.

Brandon Irons alt ID #236. Why don't you log in as Rommel again, or Lord Asmus? We haven't heard from them yet.

I'm 45 years old. There's nothing alt about me. I'm not emo or goth or brony or whatever else either. I'm just a stranger in a strange land.

You are all GNOME.

Anyone have favorite gokkuns? Ashley Blue is here and wants to know.

I didn't see all of them, but 2,5, and 10 were pretty good, as I remember.

11 w/Sasha Knox. Ouch.

Maybe KDE or Unity. I don't know.

Friends, my problems are on their way to being solved thanks, in part, to a guy who bought my worn shoes and socks. It saved me laundry money and reaffirmed my worth as a man who can provide for his family.

I'd count Sasha Knox's first American Bukkake as a gokkun, since she swallowed it all,before there was American Gokkun. I think it was the hottest one.
Her actual gokkun scene was ruined by the dog barking theme. If she was just her cum craving self it would have been the best.
I'd say Bailey Brooks was really hot in her scene. Chelsie Rae and Keeani were great too. And I can't leave out Hailey Young. Those ones stand out for me.

Both Keeani and Chelsea Rae's husbands were there. They had tests and joined in the end of the bukakke line up. :barf:

Did these two husbands fall under the heading of "Suitecase Pimp"? I would think that only a husband who is also a suitcase pimp would be willing to watch his wife do a gokkun.

^^ That might become the acid test for "suitcase pimpiness" of porn husbands. If your husband drops you off at a gokkun and after the 50-100 citizens of LA spurt their seed across your face, your husband adds to the pile as a rejoinder, you can confidently say he is a full-bore suitcase pimp and not so much a husband.

Keeani's husband was a regular bukkake/blowbang mope. He did stuff with and without her being involved. Same goes for Nikki Hunter's man.

Why don't you get the guy from Bands Reunited? With sex offenders and convicts details available online, he can surely get a posse together?

From what BI tells me, no. They're all easy to find but none want to get back into that stuff. I keep in touch with one or two guys from that group and they have no interest in doing it again.

Nothing says "I really don't want to have a job, so I'd rather mooch off you" as a man than subjugating yourself to such bottom of the suitcase pimp hierarchy.

at the same time dude was bringing something to the party and leaving with two checks. fuckups like knox had to be in line at the soup kitchen talking about that guy like he was warren buffett.

True. Ryan was very envious of those guys.

I can't find the original full-size pic, but Brian Plus One fits the bill perfectly.

I think they should re-release the Bukkake and Gokkun series with it's original audio. They butchered these with their terrible attempt at looping audio clips over all the noise and direction. The editor didn't even take the time to choose a clean clip, so you hear this repetitive sound over and over again. It would be interesting to me to just hear it how it was, even if it gives something away.
They are repackaging this stuff over and over again anyway.

On another note, these husbands could just be cool with having a total cumslut as a wife. I know a couple that has regular bukkake parties for their own enjoyment, and even includes drinking accumulated frozen cum from some of the guys.
I mean really, once you have a girlfriend that needs to drink a huge bowl of cum, you kinda have to let her.

Nothing beats the insanity of the fight that broke out during the Trisha Ray gokkun. Fists were flying and the bukkake brotherhood was torn asunder when Dr. King's vision of racial harmony failed to materialize.

Trisha looked like a pelican with a mouthful of fish she couldn't swallow and chaos ruled. No audio edits were made and it was bukkake bronze, if not comedy gold.

My favorite Gokkuns are Chelsie Rae, Hailey Youngs cum bong, Bailey Brooks, Sasha Knox, Cindy Crawford, Ami Emerson and Kandi Milan. Bring it back!

As for Brandons Summit, cant we just get in touch with most of the original Bukkake mopes? Most were regulars, make sure Korin is there too!

And also of any guy who can get and/or maintain wood, any guy who's never been pissed on by a huge black bitch on camera, and any guy who's never been on the jobber side of a soup kitchen

I envy no one. You whore-faced scalliwag. What are you like 50 now?