ok dammit you found me out, by the way since you now know i am swami i must tell you all the truth i have kidnapped Chico Travieso and will not let him free until someone actually listens to my show and by the way i love the cock. oh hell i am going this far i might as well tell you everything i am actually the only offspring of steph and drew. drew is the one that actually gave birth cause after mom cut of his balls he grew a vagina, next time you see him ask him he shows the damn thing to everyone you think it was the fucking cure for cancer the way he brags about it. i don't post on adt because i have seizure disorder and my mom put the banners on there so they change at the right frequency that i have seizure every time i try to go on, she thinks it's funny when i fall over wetting myself. people say i stalk them but they are lying they are the ones doing the stalking, they want me to use my power as the most entertaining person on internet radio to make them famous but i say nay yes nay i refuse to use my powers as the most powerful hermaphrodite on internet radio to promote these peasants and then after they are spurned by my mighty power they try and claim that i am the stalker. thank you monkey i feel better now being able to get this off my chest i would like to have you on my show so that you can bare witness to my power, i feel you deserve this after all that you have done for me. i would also like to reiterate i love the cock. oh and i would all so like to take this opportunity to apologize to rob longshot the reason i became so snippy with you is, well you should just send me your number we can have a nice long talk about it we have already started are relationship off on the wrong foot, i'll try and give you a call around 3 am if you you really want me don't answer the phone, if you love me change the number i'll let you know i understand by sending you a jar of my semen. this is all so freeing this reminds me of the time i was in 3rd grade and i was on the bathroom getting my lunch time swirly and they tried to pull my head out of the toilet and i realized they were laughing at me not with me so i did the only thing i could to defend myself and that was to release my bowels, as a side note this is the best way i found to end any fight or argument, ok so back to the story at hand i was laying there on the floor covered in me own feces and toilet water and i had an epiphany i would be come the most powerful and entertaining person on the internet cause hell at that time all there was on the internet was some star wars geeks and porn sites kinda like now except no ebay. now you may ask why i decided to share this with you and honestly i forgot. but either way as a wise man once said "FARVAS NUMBER ONE FARVAS NUMBER ONE" so let me leave you with that.
Hugs and Kisses,
Chris