Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Brandon, I just got off the phone with Ashley Blue, and we have some suggestions.

-We hope you're coming to The Tranny Awards tomorrow. We'll be there. I'd love to shoot you and Ashley with ChristianXXX on the red carpet.

-Post your next bukakke ad on Craigslist

-Don't have your meeting during Carmageddon. The 405 was closed this weekend.

-We will come to the meeting. We are interested in the process and want you to succeed.

-Start a kickstarter. Ashley said she'd give some money.

I have a slight tear in my eye, this is like "Habitat for Humanity". Ashley and Gia are going to help Brendan build a Bukkake house. I can almost imagine Jimmy Carter plastering a skank with his ancient splooge. The Amish can keep their barn raisings, this is much more important.
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