From what i have heard his parents finally got pissed and threw him out of the basement(the sad part was he just got a cool set of those beads to hang in the doorway that goes up stairs). the way i got it was his mom got the phone bill and he had run it up to $732.16. with this and his now 12 restraining orders against him she had just had all she could take. the last he was seen was living in his car

if you see this car please tell him that we love him and miss him and give him some change if you can spare it and well some deodorant too. Chris remember stay strong all your fans need you. by the way this all unconfirmed, any further details would be much appreciated.

Swami is dead i think or incarcerated.

i doubt that, he has made numerous calls to several girls and one guy in the past few days it and none of the calls were from a correctional facility. turns out that he has just been stuck working extra shifts at white castle to pay for the by the week hotel he is staying at. now i can not confirm this but there is a rumor of a swami sex tape floating around.

pornloser78= swami??

hey fuck you i hate myself but i don't hate myself that much

Quote:

---

hey fuck you i hate myself but i don't hate myself that much

---

(lean back). Can i ask why you dislike swami?.

what's to like, he's a self important clinger on that speaks of himself in the third party and oh yeah he's a douche too.

ok dammit you found me out, by the way since you now know i am swami i must tell you all the truth i have kidnapped Chico Travieso and will not let him free until someone actually listens to my show and by the way i love the cock. oh hell i am going this far i might as well tell you everything i am actually the only offspring of steph and drew. drew is the one that actually gave birth cause after mom cut of his balls he grew a vagina, next time you see him ask him he shows the damn thing to everyone you think it was the fucking cure for cancer the way he brags about it. i don't post on adt because i have seizure disorder and my mom put the banners on there so they change at the right frequency that i have seizure every time i try to go on, she thinks it's funny when i fall over wetting myself. people say i stalk them but they are lying they are the ones doing the stalking, they want me to use my power as the most entertaining person on internet radio to make them famous but i say nay yes nay i refuse to use my powers as the most powerful hermaphrodite on internet radio to promote these peasants and then after they are spurned by my mighty power they try and claim that i am the stalker. thank you monkey i feel better now being able to get this off my chest i would like to have you on my show so that you can bare witness to my power, i feel you deserve this after all that you have done for me. i would also like to reiterate i love the cock. oh and i would all so like to take this opportunity to apologize to rob longshot the reason i became so snippy with you is, well you should just send me your number we can have a nice long talk about it we have already started are relationship off on the wrong foot, i'll try and give you a call around 3 am if you you really want me don't answer the phone, if you love me change the number i'll let you know i understand by sending you a jar of my semen. this is all so freeing this reminds me of the time i was in 3rd grade and i was on the bathroom getting my lunch time swirly and they tried to pull my head out of the toilet and i realized they were laughing at me not with me so i did the only thing i could to defend myself and that was to release my bowels, as a side note this is the best way i found to end any fight or argument, ok so back to the story at hand i was laying there on the floor covered in me own feces and toilet water and i had an epiphany i would be come the most powerful and entertaining person on the internet cause hell at that time all there was on the internet was some star wars geeks and porn sites kinda like now except no ebay. now you may ask why i decided to share this with you and honestly i forgot. but either way as a wise man once said "FARVAS NUMBER ONE FARVAS NUMBER ONE" so let me leave you with that.
Hugs and Kisses,
Chris

LOL the greatest avatar in the history of avatars, i have to get zenman's take on it. GOLD fronts (lean back)

Bastard Monkey beat me to it but your new avatar rocks dude

Quote:

---

Bastard Monkey beat me to it but your new avatar rocks dude

---

AHH he changed it, the first one was much better.

Behold me in all my cartoon like glory

Who the hell is this village idiot jojo? For a guy who talks a ton of trash about someone who I guess has been banned from this board we should really be impressed with him.
BTW Jojo... are you stalking this Swami character?

Hi Swami.

well for your question you already answered that i am the village idiot and no i am not stalking him i am his number one fan, as in his only fan and he got banned? no say it ain't so

Quote:

---

Hi Swami.

---

I C Dat LMAO and raise U a (lean back)


Actual real swami news, he is having a tranny performer on his next show, i bet la direct they are happy that they invested in him now, thats right swami plans to climb his way to the top of porn by building his foundation on having the best tranny interviews in the biz.

I am not the Swami... don't know why you guys thing that but I am not that flaming tool! Just wondering why everybody is obessed with either a ghetto broad in Sammura Shane or this porn wannabe idiot? Just focus on the fucking hotties!!

I forgot about Sammura- I wonder what is going on at bgol right now

LOL, Yeah but it is how they hate her that is of interest- nobody beats the Brothers when it comes to an insult contest. They just let it fly over there

I wish for one day that i could be swami. So i could see first hand how much i would hate myself.

Just thought I would give a final send off before all this ends. For those of you who seem to be chanting in glee that I am banned from this board (Jeff Steward, TheInsider, the rapist Smartt, RobLongshot, Keiko, JoJo jerk-off and co.) You can all kiss my irish ass and keep on hating me because of me not sucking up to you.
That scum bag Steward had me banned because bottom line is that I didn't take his guff, I don't enjoy seeing women get violated, I am not BEGGING to be in a bukkake, and I am not a JM Productions suck up.
For the record... I have no personal problems with anyone associated with JM Productions, nor do I have a problem with 98 percent of this board. I just don't like back stabbers, rapists, or men who get their riches off exploited young teen women who are under paid for violent sex scenes.
So since this is my swan song here... to toelicker, cleetus, john garfied, rogerdodger, kyoto, and the rest of the board whom I get along with... best of luck and hope you guys prosper in 2004-2005.
to Rob Longshot, Keiko, Smartt, Gen Padova and the other wannabes who slammed me and those who helped them. .. your nothing more than pathetic losers who talk a lot of crap, act like school children, and then fail to grasp the reality that all your shortcomings, the way people look down on you all is because your nothing more than frauds, losers, and degenerate scum that trash those silly enough (me included) that were generous enough to try to be nice to you.
Jeff Steward... your nothing more than a low piece of dirt and get ready because I got a guest... eager to expose you in the next couple of weeks for the racists pig that you are.
And Smelly Monkey... be afriad because now that they banned me from this site... what is to stop them from banning you.

Well Ok then.

swami was banned?, that stinks. He came out all guns blazing in his last post though. Who's the mystery guest?.

Quote:

---

Quasarman

---

Wow talk about anti climax if that was true.

Keyword is you said "TRIED" to be nice. NOT meant to be nice because you ARE nice.

Man....the guy was banned & people R still beating up on Him, that is just wrong...if he can't at least B here for comebacks & to defend himself everyone should just let this post die