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#542828 - 02/02/12 05:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
coveryisadick Offline
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Registered: 01/30/12
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according to his wikipedia it said he got 11 years in 07 ..so by my math in a year or 2 he will prob. get out with good behavior .

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#542843 - 02/02/12 09:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Think he'll be shitting makeup chairs when he gets out?

That question isn't just for Gia, any one can answer it.
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#542844 - 02/02/12 10:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: coveryisadick]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: coveryisadick
funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family frown ?


lol WAHAT? I've never dated him. Just did scenes with him. I've never even hung out with him.

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#542846 - 02/02/12 10:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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You ever do a scene w/ an astronaut or a cowboy?
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#542848 - 02/02/12 10:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jigaloo Offline
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Cqd wanted to be an astronaut, but he's learned to accept he never will be.
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#542850 - 02/02/12 11:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Jerkules]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You ever do a scene w/ an astronaut or a cowboy?


Not sure. Who knows what some of these guys wore for their gay privates on their off time.

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#542852 - 02/02/12 11:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Fiend Offline
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If you were going to be raped which would you prefer, pirate or ninja?
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#542853 - 02/02/12 11:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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You ever do a gay private? How about, you ever hear a story of a PW doing a gay private? Some Chaz/Rosie bull dyke wanna pay to strap it on w/ a PW stories would be good.
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#542854 - 02/02/12 11:45 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Fiend]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Fiend
If you were going to be raped which would you prefer, pirate or ninja?


if i were being raped, i'd be thinking of getting the hell outta dodge.

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#542867 - 02/03/12 06:13 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
fartz Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: coveryisadick
funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family frown ?


lol WAHAT? I've never dated him. Just did scenes with him. I've never even hung out with him.


I saw a BTS where Chico Wang hung out with Mopey the Pirate. He had thousands of dollars of ninja/medieval weapons on his apartment walls, just like that cool kid from seventh grade.

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#542875 - 02/03/12 04:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: fartz]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: fartz
I saw a BTS where Chico Wang hung out with Mopey the Pirate. He had thousands of dollars of ninja/medieval weapons on his apartment walls, just like that cool kid from seventh grade.



Sounds more like Steve Driver, if he'd ever earned enough to afford his own walls.

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#542897 - 02/04/12 06:05 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
fartz Offline
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Yeah, when I saw that, I was thinking "how old is this guy?" as he walked around his hovel showing off all of the swords, maces, and ninja stars.

Forget all of my previous posts about wrestling, video games, and fart humor.

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#542925 - 02/04/12 12:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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^^^Teehee. I was fixin to call you on that. Nice save.
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#544409 - 02/19/12 08:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Hey Gia, how's it going? :jerkingbanana:

How's your progress with the bass guitar?


Edited by Bornyo (02/19/12 08:04 PM)

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#544543 - 02/20/12 05:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I got bored of it last year. I get bored of most hobbies quickly.

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#544553 - 02/20/12 05:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
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Reading is where it's at as far as hobbies go. You can go and do anywhere and anything. It's cheap and basically limitless and renewable. No way you can read everything.

My sister is a librarian, so she serves as a good filter. She knows what I like which on most counts is nothing like what she reads, but when she finds out about a good author in my preferred "jondras" she mails me pre-pub proofs and also emails recommendations. She's not been wrong yet, then we get to yuck it up about Grisham's bubble-gum writing style that is so addictive (one night reads) and how in the hell did Stephen King ever scare hell out of us with a printed page and how we can connect to the Florida lamented in Tom Dorsey books.

I have/had a lot of hobbies but none have been so fulfilling or constant as reading a good book. I don't have a kindle or similar and not sure I want some. If I want to schizo electronic reading experience I'll surf the web. With a book if the display is too bright, you turn to block the sun. If it's too dark, you light a candle.

Did you sell all your bass gear? If you've already lost interest it would probably be best to just sell it, even if at a loss rather than keep it around as a reminder of something you haven't finished. My experience trying to learn guitar at an advanced age (beyond high school & college) taught me learning that shit is much harder for people concerned with making a buck. Luckily I could afford decent axes which I've given to my son who learned in Jr High and he can make them sing.

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#544554 - 02/20/12 05:50 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I still have my gorgeous flat black Ibanez as well as my amp. No intention of selling it, as I like the option of picking it up from time to time.

I've always been a huge reader. I'm always reading! I like actual books. I don't want a kindle. I usually pack a book or mag on the subway with me, and I read when I wake up before I roll out of bed. I learned to read at 2 years old and was reading at a 2nd grade level by the time I was 4. Great parenting tip, guys...have your kids read early, so it keeps them quiet in stores, cars, etc.

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#544911 - 02/23/12 11:35 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I got bored of it last year.


what she meant is

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I have no aptitude for it.



Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I get bored of most hobbies quickly.


Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Since I have no soul or or intelligence I quit everything I start because it's just to dam hard for me to do anything but get pounded in my holes or point an click a DLR.



Stupid whores gonna Stupid Whore


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (02/23/12 11:36 PM)

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#544912 - 02/23/12 11:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Posts: 1045
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Stupid Whore,

What did you get on your SAT's and or ACT's and can you post them for proof?

Thank you Whore.

Yours truly,

Nathanial

Stupid whores is gonna Stupid Whore


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (02/23/12 11:53 PM)

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#546252 - 03/05/12 11:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Cody Offline
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Posts: 258
Gia, you should change your IAFD avatar to a black-haired pic.
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#546253 - 03/05/12 11:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I agree, Cody. I have a great headshot one from later in my 'career.'

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#546271 - 03/06/12 07:11 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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Seems like IAFD sometimes uses the worst possible pic they can find. Not that yours is all that bad though G.
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#546274 - 03/06/12 07:32 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
They do. Why aren't agencies and suitcase pimps sending them better photos? They're sub-CoD.
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#546347 - 03/06/12 06:16 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I agree, Cody. I have a great headshot one from later in my 'career.'


Why don't they just put up shot of your gaping asshole? If you have one with visible shit or blood even better.


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/06/12 06:16 PM)

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#546349 - 03/06/12 06:19 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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If you want to see her asshole with visible shit on it, just get a pic of it and photoshop one of your posts on it.
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#546351 - 03/06/12 06:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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^ Bwahahahahahahaha !
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#546354 - 03/06/12 06:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: backdoorman]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ Bwahahahahahahaha !




Originally Posted By: Jerkules
If you want to see her asshole with visible shit on it, just get a pic of it and photoshop one of your posts on it.



Your Army of Cock Gazing Internet Forum Jockey Mopes jumps to defend you Gia?


How pathetically cute....





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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/06/12 06:32 PM)

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#546356 - 03/06/12 06:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ How lame can he go ????
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#546359 - 03/06/12 06:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: backdoorman]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ How lame can he go ????


it's not to the standard of posting pictures of my crappy diet and Toyota crapmy car you're getin' tinted?

What ever cock gazer....




Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/06/12 07:07 PM)

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#546361 - 03/06/12 06:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis
This one reminds me of a slightly more literate Pipedream with a visual aid fetish.


Visual aid? Check.

"Gia fanboi" bleat? Check.

Whiny coda? Check.


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ Bwahahahahahahaha !




Originally Posted By: Jerkules
If you want to see her asshole with visible shit on it, just get a pic of it and photoshop one of your posts on it.



Your Army of Cock Gazing Internet Forum Jockey Mopes jumps to defend you Gia?


How pathetically cute....

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#546362 - 03/06/12 07:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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People who continuously refer to others as "cock gazers" usually are not so closeted fags.
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#546363 - 03/06/12 07:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
It's apparent that he's jealous of Gias popularity and now the new whore seems to be settling in. Obviously he needs some male attention. I'm done giving it.
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#546365 - 03/06/12 07:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: backdoorman]
J.B.
Unregistered


Nah. It's just a hallmark of most bad posters lately.

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#546367 - 03/06/12 07:20 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Ron Mexico Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
Why does this Nathaniel guy have to edit every single post. Damn, bro, just hit enter and roll the dice for once.

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#546368 - 03/06/12 07:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Orrrrr uncheck the show as edited box. Simple fuck he is
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#546369 - 03/06/12 07:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I'm not defending Gia, she won't post a CURRENT pic of her ass and hole for me, so she's on her own.

What I am trying to do is show you what I think of your posts. Pure shit. Horrible troll, lacking in both style and technique.

And, you are a fucking vag for going after BDM because he thought my post was funny. You know better than to fuck with me, don'tcha, Puss.

So how about you try and work on your fucking game Sparky. Thoughtless vulgar don't work on that broad, you gotta get in her head.
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#546452 - 03/07/12 02:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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i say we just ignore him and hell find a new place to troll.
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#546542 - 03/08/12 07:50 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
fartz Offline
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Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
^ How lame can he go ????


it's not to the standard of posting pictures of my crappy diet and Toyota crapmy car you're getin' tinted?

What ever cock gazer....






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Edited by fartz (03/08/12 07:51 AM)

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#546602 - 03/08/12 04:29 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I'll cane both of youse ! :-)
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#548214 - 03/21/12 09:19 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: backdoorman]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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#548215 - 03/21/12 09:28 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Now for the question.

When you cry your next round of tears of sadness how much would it cost me to have you bottle it and send it to me so I could enjoy drinking them....?

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#548217 - 03/21/12 09:46 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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You think whore tears have mystical powers?
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#548219 - 03/21/12 09:50 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
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possibly as lube.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#548225 - 03/21/12 10:12 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
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Whores shed tears only while being gag fucked. Although if you bought her a nice enough watch or something, I'm sure she'd send you a few milligrams of saline and say they're tears of sadness.

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#548300 - 03/22/12 05:59 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Jerkules]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You think whore tears have mystical powers?


Not enough to turn him into a decent poster. I doubt if unicorn tears could do that.
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#548301 - 03/22/12 06:04 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
J.B.
Unregistered


^^^Along those lines, is there any way to change Nate's avatar to My Pretty Pony? It seems far more fitting.

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#548439 - 03/23/12 10:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: ]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
^^^Along those lines, is there any way to change Nate's avatar to My Pretty Pony? It seems far more fitting.


Aw...Nate's a Brony?

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

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#548508 - 03/24/12 11:59 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: gia jordan]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: gia jordan


I dunno, but that one dude kinda reminds me of Stevie Why. I can see Nate hanging with Da Why. Or hanging at the Y, for that matter.



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#549554 - 04/04/12 08:06 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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I made some improvements.

You like?

online gif creator

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#549555 - 04/04/12 09:24 AM Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Ron Mexico Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Now for the question.

When you cry your next round of tears of sadness how much would it cost me to have you bottle it and send it to me so I could enjoy drinking them....?
Dumbass, you already know she doesn't do IR.

And I'm supremely disappointed you didn't post a U-tube link along with it. You're losing your touch, spook.

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