#605697 - 02/03/1407:56 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
[Re: TRPWL]
Jerkules
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This is Jig's motto. He is a pimp.
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#605703 - 02/03/1408:40 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Fiend2
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
I always figured Mormons kept a complete library of Belladonna porn for their use.
Does the anti-masturbation stance mean they advocate date rape?
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#605705 - 02/03/1410:09 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
No pre-marital sex, even with yourself. They have thrown kids off the BYU sports teams for having sex out of wedlock.
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#605707 - 02/03/1411:23 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Fiend2
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I thought rape didn't count as sex.
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#605719 - 02/04/1410:45 AMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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I was thinking of a gofundme, for airfare, motel and hourly rate to get some of Coco's Keister. I would need security too, so she can be patted down and vetted. Besides never trusting a whore, you certainly can't trust a whore with a grudge.
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#605734 - 02/04/1403:53 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Barry the Pirate
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
LDS is very anti masturbation. This is really old news. I was looking into going to Ricks College in southern Idaho. A friend passed along the rules for student housing...which was mandatory your first 2 years...and narking off your roomie for self pollution was pretty high up there.
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#605948 - 02/08/1409:34 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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I don't know if I just noticed it, or Mr. Meat is the first one with 1000-1500 posts that has posted, but I laughed like a retard when I saw "Gay for Pay" under his screen name just now.
And lol! at TRPWL being an "Internet Tough Guy".
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#605955 - 02/08/1411:21 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
[Re: Willie D]
Jerkules
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Go ahead and cancel the entire website. Just do it. We know that is Steve's wet dream. So just do it.
That can't happen. Hottest Picture of the Day is almost up to 500k views.
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#605972 - 02/09/1401:38 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
[Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Admin has my IP. Oh, you're so powerful. I'm crumbling beneath your power. Yawn.
Those who need to remind people of their “power” never had any to begin with.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
MODS: Please visit the top secret section of the board and voice your opinion ...It's a matter of great urgency and could end all diplomatic ties this country has with Canada
There you go again…
Originally Posted By: Gia Jordan
Why have a thread about (non-emergency mod forum bidness) in General Porn Talk?
So we can mock him, of course.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
The (MODS) thread is temp so it can be done then i will delete it and move on...
Translation: Ooops, I overdid it, again. Let’s delete it and hope nobody notices or remembers.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
You must be sucking from JBs bottle...
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
Sip sip
Noooooo. That was last weekend. Sorry you weren't invited, but if you’re not going to imbibe, you need to be either smart, witty, or at the very least, interesting. You fail at all three, Pudgy.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't know if I just noticed it, or Mr. Meat is the first one with 1000-1500 posts that has posted, but I laughed like a retard when I saw "Gay for Pay" under his screen name just now. And lol! at (Donny-Come-Lately) being an "Internet Tough Guy".
I’m just glad to see those two paragons of wisdom and virtue kissed and made up. They’re cut from the same cloth.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Go ahead and cancel the entire website. Just do it. We know that is Steve's wet dream. So just do it.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
This board will NEVER go away..
He’s right, Willie, at least as far as he can help it. The only way he can keep his own site afloat is to lash it to lash it on to XPT. Problem is that somewhere along the line Captain Queeg got control of the whole damn fleet in the middle of a typhoon.
Look, Sean, you’ve been a real jackass the last few months, but I still like you. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be making this one last pitch to save you from yourself. I always thought the name of your site was ill-advised, but lately, you’ve been acting as though you truly ARE The Real Donny Porn Wiki Leaks. “Kiss my ass or I’ll out your real name” is it? How’s that worked out for you? None too well, judging from the stories you’ve had to delete from your own site. As for this place, the only support you’ve gotten is from the pipsqueak and Eric von Roadrage. Not exactly ringing endorsements.
I GET that you want to improve this place, if only because it helps drive traffic to your own. But you’re going about it entirely ass backwards. Stop that. Let some people help, or at least stop alienating those who can. You’re not a bad guy, but you’re turning into one daily. Lighten the fuck up and don’t be so thin-skinned that people actually mistake you for the scrawny Cuban.
BTW:
Originally Posted By: BDM
WTF Gia ? The mods get to see your boobies but not us peons? Fuck.
I’m a peon,and have no desire to be anything else. Speak for yourself, Barney.
#605976 - 02/09/1403:30 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Barry the Pirate
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The Steve talk always makes me wonder...what does Steve do? I mean, is his fulltime job overseeing this kindergarten class? Does he do the same thing for a bunch of forums...sort of a contractor thing? Or is he JM's IT guy and overseeing this is just part of duties? Just curious.
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#605991 - 02/09/1405:08 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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Gia, if you let Steve take a picture of your cornhole, he will make you an Admin. That is how TRPWL got the spot.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The Steve talk always makes me wonder...what does Steve do? I mean, is his fulltime job overseeing this kindergarten class? Does he do the same thing for a bunch of forums...sort of a contractor thing? Or is he JM's IT guy and overseeing this is just part of duties? Just curious.
he has zero interest in "this kindergarten class" and i don't blame him. if i were being paid to be responsible for the next level crazy shit that gets posted here i'd have postage paid mail bombs ready to ship the day after i shot myself between the eyes.
if this post doesn't make sense to you then you're part of the problem. welcome home.
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#606033 - 02/09/1409:58 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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Posts: 12905
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At this point Donkey is as relevant as Darrah.
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#606035 - 02/09/1410:10 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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Jerkules
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Or his ex's family chasing him through the streets w/ baseball bats and toilet paper.
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#606037 - 02/09/1411:44 PMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
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drained
Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Admin has my IP. Oh, you're so powerful. I'm crumbling beneath your power. Yawn.
Those who need to remind people of their “power” never had any to begin with.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
MODS: Please visit the top secret section of the board and voice your opinion ...It's a matter of great urgency and could end all diplomatic ties this country has with Canada
There you go again…
Originally Posted By: Gia Jordan
Why have a thread about (non-emergency mod forum bidness) in General Porn Talk?
So we can mock him, of course.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
The (MODS) thread is temp so it can be done then i will delete it and move on...
Translation: Ooops, I overdid it, again. Let’s delete it and hope nobody notices or remembers.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
You must be sucking from JBs bottle...
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
Sip sip
Noooooo. That was last weekend. Sorry you weren't invited, but if you’re not going to imbibe, you need to be either smart, witty, or at the very least, interesting. You fail at all three, Pudgy.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I don't know if I just noticed it, or Mr. Meat is the first one with 1000-1500 posts that has posted, but I laughed like a retard when I saw "Gay for Pay" under his screen name just now. And lol! at (Donny-Come-Lately) being an "Internet Tough Guy".
I’m just glad to see those two paragons of wisdom and virtue kissed and made up. They’re cut from the same cloth.
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Go ahead and cancel the entire website. Just do it. We know that is Steve's wet dream. So just do it.
Originally Posted By: Donny-Come-Lately
This board will NEVER go away..
He’s right, Willie, at least as far as he can help it. The only way he can keep his own site afloat is to lash it to lash it on to XPT. Problem is that somewhere along the line Captain Queeg got control of the whole damn fleet in the middle of a typhoon.
Look, Sean, you’ve been a real jackass the last few months, but I still like you. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be making this one last pitch to save you from yourself. I always thought the name of your site was ill-advised, but lately, you’ve been acting as though you truly ARE The Real Donny Porn Wiki Leaks. “Kiss my ass or I’ll out your real name” is it? How’s that worked out for you? None too well, judging from the stories you’ve had to delete from your own site. As for this place, the only support you’ve gotten is from the pipsqueak and Eric von Roadrage. Not exactly ringing endorsements.
I GET that you want to improve this place, if only because it helps drive traffic to your own. But you’re going about it entirely ass backwards. Stop that. Let some people help, or at least stop alienating those who can. You’re not a bad guy, but you’re turning into one daily. Lighten the fuck up and don’t be so thin-skinned that people actually mistake you for the scrawny Cuban.
BTW:
Originally Posted By: BDM
WTF Gia ? The mods get to see your boobies but not us peons? Fuck.
I’m a peon,and have no desire to be anything else. Speak for yourself, Barney.
#606039 - 02/10/1409:51 AMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
[Re: TRPWL]
TRPWL
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/11/11
Posts: 857
Loc: texas
Steves office is covered in nudes and Apple screens. True perv dungeon, walk out the door and your greated with slip covers in the hundreds of thousands. And., The warehouse is full of millions of DVDs containing pornographic material. But I may have said to much. JB may see that as a show of power, the guy who can leave his house and travel without fear of DWI, getting thrown off a plane for drunkness or worrying about the Donny Long army posting my girlfriends arrest record and mug. Pow bang boom
#606051 - 02/10/1411:03 AMRe: Ive Got all your IPs...
[Re: TRPWL]
J.B.
Unregistered
Originally Posted By: TRPWL
JB may see that as a show of power, the guy who can leave his house and travel without fear of DWI, getting thrown off a plane for drunkness or worrying about the Donny Long army posting my girlfriends arrest record and mug. Pow bang boom
That's all you dug up? You're slipping, Clouseau. There's a whole bunch of shit you missed:
Selling secrets to the Soviets
Doing lines with Dubya and King Fahd at Camp David
Hijacking a Greyhound Bus to Cuba
Pimping nuns at the Superbowl
Cornering the world's Jenkum supply
Fixing the National Bingo Championship (them old ladies are hard to bribe)
Sawing off Florida, and
Swiping the locks from the Panama Canal.
Ummm, wait. Those last two were actually Bugs Bunny. I've done so many horrendous things in my life, sometimes I get mixed up.
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