JB may see that as a show of power, the guy who can leave his house and travel without fear of DWI, getting thrown off a plane for drunkness or worrying about the Donny Long army posting my girlfriends arrest record and mug. Pow bang boom
That's all you dug up? You're slipping, Clouseau. There's a whole bunch of shit you missed:
- Selling secrets to the Soviets
- Doing lines with Dubya and King Fahd at Camp David
- Hijacking a Greyhound Bus to Cuba
- Pimping nuns at the Superbowl
- Cornering the world's Jenkum supply
- Fixing the National Bingo Championship (them old ladies are hard to bribe)
- Sawing off Florida, and
- Swiping the locks from the Panama Canal.
Ummm, wait. Those last two were actually Bugs Bunny. I've done so many horrendous things in my life, sometimes I get mixed up.
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