I suggested to Steve we at the least replace the double cock chick so XPT is 23% more work safe.....in between helping homeless people buy porn, he suggested a public banner contest.

So anyone with an idea or who has graphic skills feel free. Contest is open to everyone except Monica Foster,..

Please, no images of Irons, JBs tapped kegs or Obama.

Too bad Mopez isn't around. He is good with a banner.

Work safe??? It says xxxpornTalk in giant type. I agree we should loose the dick pics even of it means loosing Tritone.

Hater.

Mopez is around...

yea, the xxxporntalk in text form is one thing but the white girl forced to do IR threesome or risked being called a dodger by TRI and his white friends over on the IR forum has to go..

Just replace the BJ whore with a picture of Gia's balloon knot, and everything will be OK.

yea that was my original plan...but steve said contest..

Will the winner get to have brunch with Steve?

Maybe a free Piss Mops DVD.

I'm Mopez, remember?

Sad to say, you can't shine Mopez' shoes. Your kind of stupid is just run of the mill.

Mopez put together 2 of the greatest most viewed posts on TRPWL..They are top 5 for sure...Simple but get clicks everyday...

Why don't you go fuck your sister wife and take a break, Dixie. Too much stress shrinks the brain as does catfish with high PCB content.

Weak. Of course.

Shieeet. It's over your head. Kinda like that 2" of snow coming that'll paralyze Atlanta.

Look, dipshit: just because you can post a reply doesn't mean you should. Every post you make paints you as the stupid, socially awkward failure you unquestionably are. Don't you want your internet existence to be more dashing than your reality?

You're a 57-year old douchebag posting on a defunct porn board. You wanna explain to be how I'm socially awkward? I post here because I simply don't give a fuck. This isn't a popularity contest. So take your opinion, fold it 12 times, and shove it in your fucking ass.

Actually, We were hoping we could film you fucking a male zebra in the ass. We,ll give the zebra a little Dihydroetorphine so he doesn't kick. I'll pay you 3 catfish and some used rubbers.

I hope you 2 fellas are yammering on in between working on your banner submissions.

I'm too fucking high right now. :P

That is an acceptable excuse.

I actually wish electrostatic were still here to whip up a good graphic.

If you want a banner then you need to specify the size and what not and maybe provide some usable images for people to work with. It would suck to have someone make a good banner only to have to disqualify it over copyrights.

Thanks, Fiend. Good point!

Gia and Gen could post some selfies for use. The banner would be that much more special with images of females that actually post here.

I agree with Gia.

I have no clue the dimensions, but I would imagine any image from a title available through JM is fair game. Just Google image search "meatholes pics" or another title and have at it.

It'd be more helpful if the banner were girls currently active in porn.

Then while you're at it make a Venn for "girls currently in porn" and "girls in the JM catalog".

Or girls who did JM movies but not currently active will suffice if they're big names. Not Gen or me. I said big names.

I don't know what current whores would choose to be associated with this joint. Possibly better to use whores who don't have a choice in the matter.

Of course, it would be fun to have Steve post the C&D letters from the various whores' attorneys.

For big names, the first one I looked at has em. http://www.jerkoffzone.com/jmcatalog/series.php?sid=15

Sasha Grey, Britney Beth, Gracie Glam, Lexi Belle

Same size banner 886px × 171px, if the girl is active and you grab a selfie I should have no issues getting it cleared for use..but yes, current talent would be better or current talent that will be talent foe more then 12 months...

we could go all hot sex offender chick banner,,,

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/28-registered-sex-offenders-probably-wont-offend/

No IR on the banner, please; rescuing good taste might be one of the goals here.

A milf and a teen gobbling knob on one side, the board logo in the middle, and a current star or two taking it up the keister on the other. Simple, elegant, timeless.

Cant we get a cock free banner?

^^ That's a better idea.
A mini collage of milfs, teens, double headed dildos and strap-ons might do the trick.
In this case, less cock might be more.

I'm sure Brandon Irons is cutting and pasting a submission together right now that will look just like a porcupine...with multiple images of his penis representing the quills.

All we need is a tranny tweaking its moustache over on the top left corner of the banner and all ground is covered.

my banner will show bitches getting Cleveland Steamers.

this^

and that rules out any Irons banners which isn't fair but it's morally correct and more importantly...way less gay.




bahaaha...that was good.

I think to encapsulate the feel of the XXX Porn Talk brand, the banner should have one pic of a whore with mascara and tear streaks on her cheek.

I nominate the Ashley Blue anal full nelson pic, the TR trapped between the legs BJ pic, and the Donkey Punch Alex Devine pic. To start.

And the return of the Whores Degraded Daily tag line.

If you really want to encapsulate the feel of this site the banner should be upside down with all the eyes Xed out.

This and a few gapes -

I'm just interested in hot girls, not "big names" like Jenna Jameson. Most of the so-called big names like her i'm not even interested in watching. Are fans really into the big name stars or are the big names manufactured by the studios? Because its only a tiny group of industry people who determine who wins all the awards

But aside from that I think anyone who's done over 100 movies definitely qualifies as a big name

This. We're all vigorously heterosexual, but GAYDT has a cock free banner.

FWIW, the "double cock whore" is Shawna Lenee/Kara Bare/Kara Mynor. It would be good XPT form to find the picture of her showing off the suicide attempt scars to Malice, plus JM owns the rights already.

In honor of the late Frankie Figgs the banner should feature or flavorina or tastina.

how about bitches farting on each other?

You sure? Doesn't look like her to me.