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#605224 - 01/24/14 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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I like Asa and Jules' answers. I think the few girls who have saved money, relate to Asa's answer. Btw, from the above pics, Brandy Aniston's legs are to die for. Body idol. Of course their pseudo-fame will translate to a life after porn.
Brandy Aniston looks like a retarded gypsy hooker with extremely fucked up tits and piranha teeth, tweaked out and ready for garbage collection.
The Pornarium surfing tip: While everyone, logged in or not, can view pics without proper names in bad quality hosted on Imgur, the original, properly named ones of better quality are posted as attachments to their respective posts in the order they appear in for board members to download and everyone to get a name to the whore in question. TL;DR: Don't be an enormous tard and look the fuck around for obvious shit.
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#605231 - 01/24/14 02:11 PM
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Registered: 04/11/13
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Of course their pseudo-fame will translate to a life after porn.
Brandy Aniston looks like a retarded gypsy hooker with extremely fucked up tits and piranha teeth, tweaked out and ready for garbage collection.
That's not a flattering pic of her, but she's hot. One of the best assholes in the biz. ![](http://i1349.photobucket.com/albums/p759/artxmaverick/14266_221_zpscb41fddf.jpg)
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#605234 - 01/24/14 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Brandy Aniston looks like a retarded gypsy hooker with extremely fucked up tits and piranha teeth, tweaked out and ready for garbage collection. That's not a flattering pic of her, but she's hot. One of the best assholes in the biz. Of course it isn't a flattering pic. There aren't any.
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#605244 - 01/24/14 08:37 PM
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Registered: 05/31/04
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I miss the monkey threads of old..
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#605254 - 01/24/14 10:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You just don't have the commentary down. Plus, you're using press/publicity photos. We had the Camera of Death. Pics and commentary wasn't what this was about. Pics and blurbs. The combination worked elsewhere to a degree. I wonder where. The "press/publicity photos" are from various people who got them published on AVN.com and hardly look like something with a lot of thought put into it. Feel free to use either the pics I put up or different ones for a vintage flashback excursion. As if anyone else did some AEE 2014 shit...
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#605257 - 01/24/14 11:50 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Seems like there would be a ton of pics online from all the raincoaters who attend. Gotta figure there's some choice flashing pics and shit. Or twitpics from other porn chicks. And what industry event pic set omits Tee Real? Blasphemy.
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#605258 - 01/25/14 04:23 AM
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#605303 - 01/25/14 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Of course their pseudo-fame will translate to a life after porn.
Brandy Aniston looks like a retarded gypsy hooker with extremely fucked up tits and piranha teeth, tweaked out and ready for garbage collection.
That's not a flattering pic of her, but she's hot. One of the best assholes in the biz. That whore got 1/2 off the nose job, cause the surgeon only gave her one nostril.
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#605389 - 01/27/14 03:08 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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Fuck you, too.
It wasn't meant to be an approximation of times past.
sorry if this came across as an 'it was much better in the old days!' post. I like what you're doing here.. keep it up! ![applaud applaud](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/applaud.gif)
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#605573 - 01/31/14 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll see your ![](http://i.imgur.com/vuldESY.jpg) and raise you ![](http://i.imgur.com/8E1rX1X.jpg) Slo-Mo good part, watch her pop them hips. I LOVE this expression on her face Bonus ![](http://i.imgur.com/HbgnrIH.png)
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#605577 - 01/31/14 08:12 PM
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^Nicely Done. :Conky_Golf_Clap:
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#605578 - 01/31/14 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks, Bro. I had them gifs locked and loaded from something earlier in the week. It was a layup. ![](http://i.imgur.com/2w1xroC.jpg) Before ass to ass after ass to ass.
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#605690 - 02/03/14 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The soundtrack's highly overrated. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Hickster link. OSHA link. ____________________________________________________________________________________
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#605712 - 02/04/14 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Watch how the White Horse makes some little boys and girls jump and hump, while it makes others catch up on some sleep (philip s. hoffman)
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#605713 - 02/04/14 08:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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TRPWL link South should stick to jacking off on methbillies. His site is the Weekly World News of porn reporting. I hear he has a big story next week where the face from the moon and Mars is going to be found on Lisa Ann's ass.
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#605753 - 02/04/14 09:29 PM
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really?. i'll never commit to the minutiae of any of these porn blog battles but whiteacre is at least fun to read and he puts together a solid article. For reliable, fact-based reporting about Cal-OSHA and its interactions with adult producers such as Kink.com, please follow our ongoing coverage at TRPWL. you'll have to wait to click to get the rest of the story, pipe. as will i.
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#605784 - 02/05/14 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That War Machine douche is crabbin about Fleshlight owing his whore money, on Twitter. http://therealpornwikileaks.com/fleshlight-owe-christy-mack-10-grand/
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#605788 - 02/05/14 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Suitcase Pimp must not have his Fake Lawyer degree.
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#605816 - 02/06/14 01:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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He doesn't even have his fake person degree. Why is this tool still living?
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#605863 - 02/07/14 02:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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More of South's outlandish conjecture debunked. http://therealpornwikileaks.com/tinfoil-hat-time-kink-com-pass-testing-new-low-mike-south/I guess South is good at inciting rubes. Anyone with a double digit or better IQ can tell his goal isn't to present facts, but rather to have people talk about Mike South.
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#605865 - 02/07/14 09:21 AM
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#605890 - 02/08/14 02:15 AM
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#605921 - 02/08/14 03:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Whores lie. Pimps lie.
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#606181 - 02/12/14 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I miss the monkey threads of old.. Me too.
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#606253 - 02/13/14 09:25 PM
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hard to believe those two dummys got fucked by the fine print. War Machine was on rogans yesterday. pretty good listen if you have the time. i always had him as donny long dumb but to be honest he's a pretty normal dude with anger issues that now has brain damage. for real. dude is pretty interesting and seems very well versed in regards to the history of fighting and the books he's read but it's obvious he's taken way too many shots to the dome. people with multiple concussion issues often display the compulsive, risky behavior he's known for.
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#606261 - 02/14/14 04:17 AM
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hard to believe those two dummys got fucked by the fine print. War Machine was on rogans yesterday. pretty good listen if you have the time. i always had him as donny long dumb but to be honest he's a pretty normal dude with anger issues that now has brain damage. for real. dude is pretty interesting and seems very well versed in regards to the history of fighting and the books he's read but it's obvious he's taken way too many shots to the dome. people with multiple concussion issues often display the compulsive, risky behavior he's known for. Perhaps your woman should spend less time buying stupid gold fangs and read the fucking fine print you stupid fuck.
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#606391 - 02/16/14 01:22 PM
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#606392 - 02/16/14 01:23 PM
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#606393 - 02/16/14 01:25 PM
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#606409 - 02/16/14 05:01 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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People?
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#606417 - 02/16/14 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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The beautiful something. Not people. Who are the fatties? Don't you judge me. ![](http://i.imgur.com/vyiACJs.jpg)
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#606428 - 02/16/14 09:27 PM
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Elder of Zion
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This is good stuff. Well done.
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#606453 - 02/17/14 06:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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At the Douches Who Can't Dress Awards, I guess everybody wins.
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#606456 - 02/17/14 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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No one wins. They're all losers.
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#606485 - 02/17/14 11:08 PM
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#606489 - 02/17/14 11:42 PM
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