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#605805 - 02/06/14 08:26 AM Christy Mack is now a vampire.
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Jaysus.
Hos be crazy
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#605814 - 02/06/14 12:49 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
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Stupid whores.
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#605821 - 02/06/14 02:09 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
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Hmmm, you might get a more safe and satisfying bj from a can opener.
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#605823 - 02/06/14 02:23 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
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Bet she's calling that a retirement investment.

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#605826 - 02/06/14 03:22 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
vash Offline
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Registered: 02/05/14
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problem to vampire fad, its over johnny. is over and sookie can no get a phonecall in hollywood.

i guess is no autotune for stupid; she think she belong to underworlds but she live in glendale.
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#605831 - 02/06/14 05:03 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
gia jordan Offline
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I heard those incisor things are temporary. No big deal if so.

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#605851 - 02/06/14 08:43 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Willie D Offline

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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Bet she's calling that a retirement investment.
Yep. With the huge price surge in gold this year, she's sure to be a millionaire.

F the St. Gauden's or the Krugerand, invest in this skank's chiclets.

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#605856 - 02/06/14 08:57 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
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she should've gone with bitcoin. Plus warmachine could show up and knock those incisors into the next area code at any given moment.
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#605864 - 02/07/14 06:38 AM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I heard those incisor things are temporary. No big deal if so.


Spoken like a person who does not have a penis.
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#605961 - 02/09/14 07:39 AM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
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Unfortunately stupidity is usually permanent.
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#605980 - 02/09/14 04:16 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
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What a waste of money. If anyone wants to throw away money just fucking send it my way. I have much better use for it. Fuck sake.

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#605981 - 02/09/14 04:46 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
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Gen, what do I get for the money I send you? I know you give your excellent medical advice for free but i have a few things in mind...

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#605983 - 02/09/14 04:49 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Generizer]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
What a waste of money. If anyone wants to throw away money just fucking send it my way. I have much better use for it. Fuck sake.


I have money to piss away (apparently). Do me a butt dance and I'll stick it to ya one by one. : )

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#605984 - 02/09/14 04:50 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat

I have money to piss away (apparently). Do me a butt dance and I'll stick it to ya one by one. : )


You need to spend your money on a tutor.

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#605986 - 02/09/14 04:52 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gen, what do I get for the money I send you? I know you give your excellent medical advice for free but i have a few things in mind...


Please. Do share these things in mind. I are curious. (I need a tutor too, will you be mine?)

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#605988 - 02/09/14 04:54 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat

I have money to piss away (apparently). Do me a butt dance and I'll stick it to ya one by one. : )


You need to spend your money on a tutor.


You need to go fuck yourself, bitch. : )

Nice to see you too by the way, scumbag.

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#605989 - 02/09/14 05:02 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Mr. Meat]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat

I have money to piss away (apparently). Do me a butt dance and I'll stick it to ya one by one. : )


You need to spend your money on a tutor.


You need to go fuck yourself, bitch. : )

Nice to see you too by the way, scumbag.


Meat = working on being his State's oldest E.I.T.

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#605990 - 02/09/14 05:04 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Generizer]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gen, what do I get for the money I send you? I know you give your excellent medical advice for free but i have a few things in mind...


Please. Do share these things in mind. I are curious. (I need a tutor too, will you be mine?)



Padover I'll teach you everything I know and we'll make up some stuff together. Piss, cooking, carpentry, light bondage, comedy, you name it.

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#605992 - 02/09/14 05:11 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gen, what do I get for the money I send you? I know you give your excellent medical advice for free but i have a few things in mind...


Please. Do share these things in mind. I are curious. (I need a tutor too, will you be mine?)



Padover I'll teach you everything I know and we'll make up some stuff together. Piss, cooking, carpentry, light bondage, comedy, you name it.


Since I feel this thread topic is stupid, I don't care if I crash it.

Question for you Bornyo... ever have a custom house built? Know much about it? Have any general advice that rings most important to know for first timers?

Speaking of carpentry... know of any great places I can get some nice burl wood?

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#605997 - 02/09/14 05:23 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Generizer]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gen, what do I get for the money I send you? I know you give your excellent medical advice for free but i have a few things in mind...


Please. Do share these things in mind. I are curious. (I need a tutor too, will you be mine?)



Padover I'll teach you everything I know and we'll make up some stuff together. Piss, cooking, carpentry, light bondage, comedy, you name it.


Since I feel this thread topic is stupid, I don't care if I crash it.

Question for you Bornyo... ever have a custom house built? Know much about it? Have any general advice that rings most important to know for first timers?

Speaking of carpentry... know of any great places I can get some nice burl wood?


I'll answer this but any more we take to gmail because children are reading. I built my own house and rebuilt several others but prefer not to work on houses. If you are about to build a house I recommend getting builder references and really following up. A good homebuilder will follow up a year after completion to caulk and paint trim that has shrunk and take care of other normal issues like nail/screw pops in drywall that arise after a house season cycles. Ask their customers if they did that for them.

As to the burl wood, what do you want to use it for? Paneling? A mantel? Veneer? Google finds several sources.

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#606000 - 02/09/14 05:26 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
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This guy can only build shanties down south. This guy can't build a real house.

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#606001 - 02/09/14 05:27 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
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No doubt you can't. Only license you have is a drivers license.

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#606002 - 02/09/14 05:32 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
No doubt you can't. Only license you have is a drivers license.


Yep. You nailed it. Now, run along and hunt squirrels with your musket.

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#606003 - 02/09/14 05:36 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
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While you hunt a raghead to take your exam for you.

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#606004 - 02/09/14 05:37 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Bornyo]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: Bornyo

I'll answer this but any more we take to gmail because children are reading. I built my own house and rebuilt several others but prefer not to work on houses. If you are about to build a house I recommend getting builder references and really following up. A good homebuilder will follow up a year after completion to caulk and paint trim that has shrunk and take care of other normal issues like nail/screw pops in drywall that arise after a house season cycles. Ask their customers if they did that for them.

As to the burl wood, what do you want to use it for? Paneling? A mantel? Veneer? Google finds several sources.


Thanks! I will keep that in mind. Didn't think of follow ups, good call.

Looking for burl wood to make a mantel and also possibly make a jewelry box too.

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#606013 - 02/09/14 07:19 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
Can we film Bornyo having sex with a zebra? That shit would sell great in Germany.

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#606014 - 02/09/14 08:05 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: backdoorman]
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will the gimp box be constructed using tardbar?.
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#606015 - 02/09/14 08:14 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
... know of any great places I can get some nice burl wood?


/bevis/ ...he he, like you have problems finding wood. /bevis/
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#606021 - 02/09/14 09:21 PM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: Generizer]
jarhead Offline
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Registered: 08/14/12
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If I may, keep in mind how much natural light each room will get and leave plenty of wall space by your most commonly used entrance for hooks to hang coats and such, also floor space for muddy shoes.

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#606042 - 02/10/14 10:36 AM Re: Christy Mack is now a vampire. [Re: jarhead]
Generizer Offline
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Registered: 04/17/11
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Originally Posted By: jarhead
If I may, keep in mind how much natural light each room will get and leave plenty of wall space by your most commonly used entrance for hooks to hang coats and such, also floor space for muddy shoes.


Thanks, Jarhead. For a second I read that as "coat hangers" bwahahaha wink

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