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#529140 - 09/06/11 03:58 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Its true man, your friend does something fucked up, or gets outta hand, and you hit him/get in a fight, next day you are telling each other you hit like girls. You get in an argument with your woman, and you smack her because she kicked you in the balls, next time you go back to the house will probably be 2 days later with a police escort, so you can grab a bag of clothes. Fuck that.
If you gotta hit a bitch, then she aint worth keeping around.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#529142 - 09/06/11 05:17 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Fucking Master
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Its true man, your friend does something fucked up, or gets outta hand, and you hit him/get in a fight, next day you are telling each other you hit like girls. You get in an argument with your woman, and you smack her because she kicked you in the balls, next time you go back to the house will probably be 2 days later with a police escort, so you can grab a bag of clothes. Fuck that.
If you gotta hit a bitch, then she aint worth keeping around. Quoted for for sounding blacker than Tritone and completely ruining what I originally quoted him for.
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#529149 - 09/06/11 06:07 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, I can fuck up a good thing with the best of them. Sorry.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#529164 - 09/06/11 07:01 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I got you Fiend. As a white man, I'd have to trust my white woman enough not to call the cops before I'd hit her.
When we were just dating, my current/last wife tossed a full beer can at me that barely whizzed past my head and hit the wall. I left the dent and refuse to paint or patch it. It reminds me (and her) that I love her enough to not fight fire with fire. That dent has been painted around for over 17 yrs now.
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#529484 - 09/11/11 11:31 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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"Let's Roll..."
---Some Regular Joe, about a decade ago.
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#529516 - 09/11/11 07:38 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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.....moment of silence !
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#529558 - 09/12/11 09:48 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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"Let's Roll..."
---Some Regular Joe, about a decade ago. Fucking A, brother.
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#529945 - 09/16/11 08:43 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 7671
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"I want MORE of the Jewess' fat tittays. Give me some gaffers tape and some baby oil, and I'd wrap those puppies up for a coked out Rear Admiral style titty fuck."-superloads in reference to kat dennings tits
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#530058 - 09/17/11 10:10 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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" Me and my friends were always sucking dicks. True story. We called it "making tacos." We would write notes back and forth to each other so our moms wouldn't read it, 'cause if our moms got these letters we would be in so much trouble, if [they] found out we were sucking dicks. So we decided to speak in code, and it was "making tacos."
How old were you when you got into making tacos?
I started making tacos at 12. I was a bad kid."angelina valentine as told avn
god bless her.this was better than the rolo flurry i had earlier today.id love for her to make a me a taco.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#530091 - 09/18/11 10:16 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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J.B.
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"Any of the guys you mentioned could go to the mall, wave some greenbacks around and get any hot piece of ass they wanted. I seriously doubt they'd pay bucks to stick it into an old, orange, ape-looking whore whose snatch makes the mariana trench want to wear platform shoes."
---Fartz
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#530559 - 09/25/11 05:33 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Registered: 08/23/11
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paperchase: its how commissioner gordon contacts him whenever Straightman starts a hetro wave in Gotham
Good one but I think it is unethical on your part to put your own quote as the quote of the day because just like a wanna Noble laureate cannot nominate himself for the award, one should not quote himself in the quote of the day. You're doing self-promotion of your own quote then how are you different from Christian or Brandon whom you accuse of doing self-promotion of their own movies during the discussions ??
Edited by Ekarth22 (09/25/11 05:36 AM)
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#530637 - 09/27/11 12:57 AM
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#530639 - 09/27/11 05:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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^^^Surely you're used to that burning sensation when you urinate. Is this really any different?
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#530647 - 09/27/11 02:09 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Don't go fucking this thread up with Brandon Hate.
And Pape, you do get a demerit for posting your own quote.
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#530677 - 09/27/11 06:59 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Gag Factor Guru
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RE: Ekarth22 Throw him in the box and don't poke any air holes. +1
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#530719 - 09/28/11 05:28 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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J.B.
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"Ekarth is actually a good example of a pussy going to waste."
---BDM
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#531075 - 10/04/11 08:12 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Don't go fucking this thread up with Brandon Hate.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#531160 - 10/06/11 02:40 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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"Since Steve Jobs is now gone and smart people have stopped breeding; plus dumbasses with Affliction Shirts have 12 kids/THIS is Armageddon"-angela aspen
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#531174 - 10/06/11 06:15 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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#531381 - 10/09/11 11:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
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I'd like to die like my father died... My father died fucking. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.Richard_Pryor "The time of his life" ~ The Guardian (7 June 2004)
Edited by Ekarth22 (10/09/11 11:34 AM)
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#531384 - 10/09/11 11:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
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1. My father is 85 and my father doesn’t do porno but pussy is always on his brain, so I use that for my business. 2. I think my younger brothers are more or less the same. My younger brothers all they do is think about pussy all day long. 3. now we got to the worst part. Today is worse than ever because today, thanks to all the new techniques, Viagra, injections, everybody can be porn star right. 4. And you cannot so easily get some girls to try anal. Some girls they get their asshole broken, stitched back and they cannot use any more. Because the guys they don’t understand it’s not something that you just stick in, boom and you break everything. -Rocco to AVN http://business.avn.com/articles/video/R...iew-384795.html
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#531426 - 10/10/11 03:26 AM
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J.B.
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"How bad is a thread if it could be improved by having more posts from Ekarth22 in it?"
---The Unknown Pervert
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#531460 - 10/10/11 01:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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"Sometimes I wish I could just fake my own death, give up on everything, move to venice, meet some bum friends, and do mass amounts of drugs."-Mason Moore
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#531476 - 10/10/11 06:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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"Sometimes I wish I could just fake my own death, give up on everything, move to venice, meet some bum friends, and do mass amounts of drugs."-Mason Moore
Isn't that pretty much what she's doing when she does porn.
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#532252 - 10/21/11 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Its like comparing Red Delicious Apples to Road Apples, one is tasty, the other is shit." -Jerkules
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#532307 - 10/22/11 12:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 7671
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" Finger fucking my butthole while watching Justin Beibers new Christmas music video"-mason moore
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#532387 - 10/23/11 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Raybaby: "I understand letting down your parents, but letting down your fans?"
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#532494 - 10/24/11 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Lou Cypher: "you're not in a relationship until you've seen her asshole."
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#532796 - 10/29/11 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Don't worry. I will find a way to fuck up any winning streak I start."-brandon iron (in response to me telling him he might be going in the right direction with talent)
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#533046 - 11/02/11 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Anthony Kennerson, on CocoLoco's claim that LIB is run by the Klan:
"Monica, the only KKK I’m seeing is in your mind: and it ain’t Ku Klux Klan. It’s Kold Kockeyed Kuckoo."
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#533075 - 11/03/11 10:33 AM
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"Come on sweets. If we wanted pics of your box, we could go to Freeones. Lets see them pots and pans!"
---Jerky
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#534537 - 11/19/11 07:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I even like the Art Deco era women, but know they'd be a let-down because they didn't shave and douche properly.
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#534985 - 11/24/11 08:35 AM
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"If she'll eat her own placenta then she has no excuse for not swallowing after a blow job."
---Fiend
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#536011 - 12/06/11 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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From the looks of things, she could probably hide all kinds of stuff in her ass and then randomly pull them out like Captain Caveman used to do with all that shit in his beard. Captain CaveAss.-Steezo
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#536192 - 12/07/11 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Yes, it's great having a job where fake tits and fisting are all appropriate dinner conversation."-gia jordan
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#536227 - 12/07/11 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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M'lady is an excell....ok, fine! So she looks a little like the cartoon. Good call Fiend.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#536282 - 12/08/11 12:59 PM
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Ok yes I like !! ____________________________
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#536319 - 12/08/11 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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" She's an attractive, if sturdy, intelligent woman who's made her own way in the world. I would hope that one day she realizes her dreams. In the meantime I would like to masturbate to Katja getting choke-fucked and sodomized by black ex-convicts." - Rear Admiral
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#536395 - 12/09/11 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ giggled like a mongloid.
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#536986 - 12/14/11 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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".....but sometime this week we're going to get a real tree... I hope it doesn't end up like Amy Winehouse. Dead, 5 ft something and surrounded by needles before Xmas."
-Gen P
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#537079 - 12/15/11 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"I finally saw that Ape uprising monkey movie. I found the Toby character to be completely unbelievable." -Steezo
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#537223 - 12/17/11 08:47 PM
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It's a shame really. For a black girl I may have let her suck my dick. Give her a handful of Tropical Skittles and tell her they are anti-psychotics. Your dream will come true. bornyo and jig on coco loco....
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#537235 - 12/17/11 09:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That is the type of shit that got me reading this site.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#537654 - 12/21/11 10:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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My little bunger tingled of peppermint for a short while! (I would have kept the plastic on but it was too abrasive) - Gen speaking of the after effects of the XXX-Mas pictures.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#537763 - 12/22/11 08:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Gia- "Any sex pill with the word 'pox' in it is just bad marketing unless you're at the Brandon Iron's Ad Agency."
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#538029 - 12/25/11 04:13 AM
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I'd like to take a moment this Christmas to air a grievance. If you have to explain who said what to whom, it DOES NOT belong in QOTD. Shouldn't be your fscking sig, either. (I'm looking right at YOU, Eric, since you're the progenitor of this trend.)
If it needs context, then provide it within the quote. Quote more if you have to. Make it self-evident. Thus:
"Monica, you should go to your Twitter account and read all of your tweets concerning Julie Meadows. After a careful review, I think you will agree with the consensus that you are batshit crazy. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Having said that, I would still like to shag the shit out of you. You are one hot Nubian queen. The only thing that would be better is a three-way with you and Julie Meadows.
---NitneLiun
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"Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?" --- NitneLiun, on Monica being Monica.
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
---JB
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