Lookin' good for 42, Gia! Lookin' good for 27, even.

Released April 2013. Its a compilation. in case anyone wants an ass licking vid with Gia.

a return to the fold?

IMDB lists her scene as "archive footage"

Pic of Heather Pink and I on twitter...

See how the mighty have fallen? Once upon a time, Tom Byron was getting whores to lick his asshole. Nowadays, he licks Rob Black's asshole hoping to share in the food stamps.

Tom has recently joined a domestic abuse group. Hopefully at some point he will start Rob Black on fire while he's asleep.

I bet Rob makes the blond tard beat Byron, so he won't violate parole.

or stuff him in a fireplace and hose him with bug spray.

This may not be the place, but Gia has helped the Admiral out shopping for whore clothes before. In Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7, Ava Addams is wearing a terrific cowl-neck plunging neckline white sweater with cut-out sleeves. I've got a whore that I would like to put in that sweater before I snort some coke off her anus. (Now that the Wolf of Wall Street has been released I may have to get a new signature move.) Does anyone know where this sweater was or can be procured? It looks great. Super slutty for girls with the larger breastses.

So, Gia Jordan, do you know where the Admiral can buy this sweater?

Ava Addams, despite her kind of hard-looking, thin-lipped face, is a favorite. What a bod on that one. Her surgerized tits are some of the best-looking around. (Anybody know the name of the doctor who built Ava Addams' rack?) And grrrreat legs. I wish there was a little better muscle tone on the ass, but shit, I'd pay $1000 for a sweaty night with her and an eight-ball of cocaine.

It looks like Bebe. Or Marciano. There are a few in every major city. I'd ask Ava on twitter along with sending her this pic so she can help you.

Ask her about the eight-ball, too.

No, seriously, the help is much appreciated. (But, seriously, ask about the eight-ball!!!!!)

I like dresses that look like they're going to fall off at any moment

I neither play pool nor do coke.

Gia likes xanax and heroin

Say a whore snorts some xanax or Heroin, right before you start banging her. Then when yer 1/2 way to busting a nut, you notice she is passed out. Do you:

a) keep going until you finish

b) stop fucking her, but grope her while you fap 2 finish

c) stop fucking her and go to sleep

I would think that since she consented to the banging, you should go ahead and finish. It would only crest into rape if you took liberties, like anal, ATM, Dirty Sanchez, etc.

Gia, what do you think of the concept of sexual purity? Is it a real phenomenon? How do you define sexual purity? Is it akin to virginity, celibacy, monogamy, or something different all together?

What is your opinion of Sex Addicts Anonymous (or Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous)?

What do you think about spiritual/religious people in the Industry? Have you come across many of them and does their spirituality help them? For instance, is it shameful to call yourself a Christian or a "good Jew" and perform in porn?

Where is Von Swine with a pork eating joke?

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Whore CPR or rather the ABC method for whores. Instead of airway its F for finish, Breath, and Check for pulse.

Sadly, no luck eliciting a response on this hot-looking sweater. Since I couldn't get an answer on that, I am reluctant at this time to ask about the eight-ball. Maybe if we were exchanging private messages... But Ava Addams is too busy for the Admiral's shopping-list inquiries, it seems.

Is this a Digital Underground song?

Nah, I asked it on a different site a while back, then argued with a few numbskull broads who called me a rapist. I figured I'd ask it here, since Fiend brought it up. Should I just make a poll?

Fap2Finish would be a good band name.

Is there some rule I don't know about? Why is my question being ignored?

What is your question?

It just dawned on me, is this the same "origen" from LIB?

So, can I flog one off to "Bengali in Platforms" and think of you?

Why not. I have a fan who jerks off to Parks and Recreation and thinks of me.

He probably envisions you as Aubrey Plaza, all sullen and spreading the misery.

Do you consider yourself a failure as a woman for never having children?

I consider myself a success for living out my dream never to have children. They just don't interest me.

What if you pulled in a rich trick? Would you poop 18yrs worth of paycheck from yer cooch or are you too "Lone Wolf" for that?

Will your legacy of your time on Earth be photos of other people's offspring?

Did that. I was still not interested in being pregnant or having children.

Everyone is someone's offspring.

I don't know whether to congratulate you for having scruples or condemn you for not being a full whore. I think I may try to repress this exchange. I'm too conflicted.

Is this an omage to the "We Are all Just Creampies" thread?

Nwbies, look it up.

Gia, do you have, or aspire to having, a Bikini Bridge?

Adding to the Aubrey Plaza connection is the fact that Aubrey is several years older than she appears.

Is your womb more like a grape or a raisin?

are you a cat or a dog person?
no pussy punning intended.

Gia, do you believe a person can become "unclean" by sex? If not, why are bukkake scenes the ultimate stage of degradation for adult performers?

Do you believe a person can be spiritual and in this industry?

Do you often think about spirituality, philosophy, and morality? What is your moral code regarding sex?

I understand not feeling the need to be a parent, but what do you feel about children in general? Would you care for them if you had to?

Looking out for children is one of the basic principles of humanity and community...

What is your opinion of Sex Addicts Anonymous (or Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous)?

Gia, where does porn get most of its financing? I know about the guys at the top like Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy, Manwin, Vivid et al but who are the principal investors of these companies? What kinds of rich people find it prudent to invest in porn? Are organized crime elements still involved?

Slow down there, turbo.