If Dana is the true entertainer she says she is, she will power through her pain to deliver for the fans. She might need some makeup though.

I wonder if she will record scenes in her Compass Church?

Sister Dana's done the deed in the priory already.

Ms. Hayes is keeping it real on twitter...

"No I wont be starting a fans only web. Porn has ruined my life and is still doing so. I am not even allowed to get a job here ever so I will be forever poor. They put me in a town with no transportation and I cant even afford an old car."

Her FB page is gone for the moment.

Dammit. The Luvinlioness's cumback proves to be vaporware. It's a hard NO from the lady. Fans are devastated. I wish I could interview her for more elaborated exposition as to who put her in that town and why. This can only mean the probability of scoring soup for anal, or anal for soup, is pretty low.

Keep your chin up Buckeroo. Porn is her abusive Negro boyfriend, he will tell her he loves her and all will be right in the world for a little while.

Finally, something made me smile today.

Her cancelling what amounts to a greatest hits virtual tour left me cold. False hope cuts deep.

I wonder if I hit the lotto and shared some with her what she would do with it?

The duality of Dana Hayes.

On Facebook, she writes: "HAPPY CANADA DAY Great place to live." And "Sundays are my favorite day of the week !!!..Watching Compass Church service online is so uplifting. I am so happy to be a part of this church family. They have never let me down. This church is unique. We are a family."

On Twitter, she writes:

"To my fans..thanks for requests for fan page chats etc. But you dont understand. I have no computer no tv no car .i was put in a town where you must have a car.there is nothing here. No cc to order anything. I have been fobidden to work in Canada due to background checks."

"I have never made any money from my work. It is hard to see myself online and get nothing. With no computer no way to get one or a way to get to a town that sells one. I need help. I only have phone. Forbidden to work or even volunteer."

"Fans. You watch me say you are there if i want to chat..its not helpful it hurts to talk about it over and over."

"Fans...if you still enjoy my work it would be only fair that if you would donate say 5.00 to me each that would make such a difference in my life. The people who are still making money from my work would donate me 2.00 for all those that sign up on your websites to see me Help!"

"I live 50% lower than poverty income. I am treated like a convict Canada won't let me work due to background check. I made no money from my films after shooting them and paid so little so little. So hard to fix my life."

I must come to the defense of the Luvinlioness (White Knight in Shining Armor Powers -- Activate!). She must satisfy two audiences. On Facebook she likely speaks to her church friends. Who knows if they are aware of her carnal carnival past. Her Twitter account is probably populated by fans (like me). I doubt her church folk monitor it, although cults have been known to run counter intelligence ops on members and leaders they think are straying from the path or being too friendly to outsiders and authorities. Dana is on a very thin wire, negotiating her past, her present life, the church that helps her, and the fans who always wany more, more, more. She would probably benefit most from a go fund me page, but if the church ever found out about that, there'd be hell to pay. That scarlet 'A' shit is still big in some places.

Except, according you Dana, they are treating you like an ex-con, put you in a small town without any resources and won't let you work.

No call out for the Classy gentlemen or roses or fun times, just begging.

Maybe Dana could enter hot dog eating contests? Winner gets money.

She obviously has a lot of experience and would be considered a contender.

It might not be too late to learn some French and head on down to Montreal. She might get a more agreeable set of gentlemen willing to bring her roses. I don't know if her benefits would transfer from one province to another. It's not too late for the Luvinlioness to make a comeback.

La Lionne Amant en marche a la liberte!

Bluecipher, you are the Horatio Alger of porn and the Luvinlioness is your Ragged Dick.

Ragged Dick is a fourteen-year-old bootblack -- he smokes, drinks occasionally, and sleeps on the streets -- but he is anxious "to turn over a new leaf, and try to grow up 'spectable".

Dana is a 60-something 'willfuckblacks', but the rest is basically the same.

She might be a porn Blanche DuBois, living off the kindness of strangers.

If she only knew...you would be her Gentleman Caller.

A Streetcar Named Interracial Porn.

She'll never outlive her black moves.

Best thread ever

July 15, a day in the dual lives of Dana.

On Twitter:


On Facebook:


She needs some more roses.

Blue is going to fall off the bandwagon.

Looks like it's the comeback hour.
Those pictures!
From Twitter:
Fans..I will have a fans only page soon .great photos
by the outstanding photographer. EDDIE GARCIA..Love & Licks
THE BEST MILF IS BACK
danahayesxxx@hotmail.com

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I guess the photog is going to reissue material or venture out to Ontario (on obviously urgent and essential business) for a few shoots. The Luvinlioness rebels against the stifling strictures of suburban and semi-rural Ontario life. I don't know how her church are going to take this decision.

Will there be enough parolees and BLM/BBC in provincial Ontario to satisfy her carnal aches? A few selfless gents might sacrifice wood to give her career a needed boost or maybe a piledrive. Exciting times.

If this project launches the classy gents will flock to see her. Build the field (or the porn shoot set) and they will come play.

Ah, what am I saying. She'll change her mind again next week and return to the luvin' yet chaste arms of Big JC.

Blue....she looks like the lunch lady from Welcome Back Kotter.

Whoa, slow down there kiddo, you are going to give yourself whiplash. Has anything Dana ever done since her journey into the carnal business worked out for her? The question is: how is this going to go wrong? Is the "photographer" going to take her meager money and deliver nothing? Are the church elders going to disconnect and excommunicate her? Is the classy gentleman who helps create the 'Fans Only' page going to turn out to be not so classy? I am betting the Trifecta in this race.

If Lucy lets Charlie Brown kick the football, then the game is over. This is why this thread has endured through two presidential administrations and over 1.1 million views. The schadenfreude is the fuel of this thread. Every time it appears to be near death, Bluecipher and Max Rhino -- thank you -- pump the bellows onto the smoldering embers to bring the fire roaring back to life.

Have some faith, Kingfish! There is anal at the end of this tunnel. It looks like she might be receiving new, old stock photos from her photog friend. A new sloppy BJ video, a quickie in a well-lit provincial restroom, a tugjob in grandma's den of illicit releases, and she's back in business and aiming for the stars.

In Twitter, she writes:

... I am trying to get s computer so I can start a fans only and the photos will be ones you have never seen. Mostly when I first started like the one I posted. I hope you will sign up.
Love&Licks Dana
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There are some technical hurdles to overcome and the matter of creating a website, but this is the closest to a return of the Luvinlioness that I've seen.

I may sign up for the service if it ever sees the light of day, you know, as a journalistic endeavor. The story deserves to be covered. Mark my words. She'll be on 50Plus Milfs and 60Plus Milfs in a year or two, tangling with the likes of ...

You are the romantic and I am the cynic.


That is the quote of the day.



So you are saying it will be the MeTV of porn. Dana Hayes will show reruns of her porn career and maybe create some fresh interstitial sloppy blow-job scenes to bring in the youngsters into her new Interweb endeavour?

I'd like to see a mix of old classics (bits from GILTF 9 (2007), and Hit That Ole Bitch) and new material shot with new (dare I say, Canadian?) talent. Old stock pictures that haven't been published, slick new ones shot by competent photograpers and liberal use of gauzy material, soft filters, decadent, well-appointed Luvinlioness-adequate sets. Include an occasional interview with Dana and explore her adventures in California, Nevada, etc. Add a streaming segment - The Luvinlioness whispers at her cubs. Throw in an essay on Canadian social mores and the vilification of sex workers. She can add a small segment dedicated to Lucky (RIP, old man) and her new pets. With time the Lioness can writer her canonical work on the escorting and porn shoot landscapes of California, Nevada, and places beyond.

Without new material, however, it's not going to happen.

Or Ms Brahms from the British comedy 'Are You Being Served?'.

Canadian talent? Are you encouraging run-away porn production? Here in Los Angeles we have enough of that problem with regular production. But too bad Brandon isn't hanging around Ontario these days as he could step in and fuck the old bird. Last told, he was hanging out somewhere in Ireland.

Local talent will have to do until she can visit LA or LA folk can get to Ontario. Isn't Peter North Canadian? He might be able to contribute a few loads so Dana's forehead can be re-christened.

Sorry to continue to be the turd in the punchbowl that contain your comeback aspirations for Dana, but the Decorator is dealing with some domestic violence charges in the US and probably cannot travel North to Canada to spooge-spatter the Luvinlioness for her version 10.0 return into the jizz biz.

I can't think of any other Canadian brand name mopes, therefore you may have to suffer with local no-name mopes to get the job done. But the current exchange rate for cost conscience American smut producers is seventy-five cents on the dollar. So, they have that goin' for them.

Some French-Canadian talent will parachute in to save the day.

No new material from the Luvinlioness as of 8/4/2020. Her birthday's in a week or so. Will she surprise her fan base with a few tasteful photographs of her wares the day she turns 66? Is the COVID debacle preventing her from launching a new site? Was this all just a ruse to rustle up some funds? Hurry Dana, those aged breasts aren't getting any perkier.

We wuz lied to. Again. Antonio here must be even more crestfallen than I.



No new site. No new pics. No news. The classy gents of North America and beyond (Peru, Britain, Lesotho, Burkina Faso, Turkmenistan, Spain, Slovenia...) await.

Best thread ever.

Lust hurts.

Apparently Dana's smoke stained lungs are giving her problems now.

"I was feeling really sick threw the wedding and for a week before no worries of covid...its due to me smoking. Seems my lungs are not doing good."

OMG, no! She's definite ICU material if she gets COVID19. No more oral for discerning gents if she comes down with something. Did she post pictures of the wedding?

Dana did not, although the groom did. Dana is on the left. She is holding roses, so somebody got served.

Awful! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
Let's hope some nice gents were at the affair and she got to meet some of them.

An important message from Dana, posted on twitter:

"To My Fans...Sorry i have disappointed you by not starting a fans only page. When i began i had fraud in my phone in my bank account etc.. since i am not great with computers and being alone i had to stop. It started at the same time so i had to assume that was the reason.

Hello..Is there anyone who would be interested and have the ability and knowledge to help me with a book about my life. It is an amazing story much more than just the porn star years. if so send me a tweet.

PS..i am still single...interested in falling in love.
only gentlemen my age or older. send a tweet
i am now 66.."

Sounds like Dana once again needs a new cell phone.

Any ideas on what the title of her life story should be? How about, "Someone Please Lend Dana Hayes a Cell Phone!"

This is the text book definition of a Sad Sack. Why do I feel as if lightning would strike both her and me if we were standing together outside during a thunderstorm?

She looks like someone looking forward to the Early Bird special at the Golden Corral instead of being in the center of an ex-convict gangbang.

in either case, she's eating some moldy mayonnaise

Wow, prime candidate for Hungarian and German Oma Porn. What stories she could regale us with, however! How Lucky became her true companion and fine gents from across California and Nevada tasted her wares and splooged on her substantial granny tits. The inability to break out of the Filmco and Totally Tasteless production houses to larger and more well-heeled studios, the ubiquity of BBC in her cinematic career, the thumbs-down from C3X, all these deserve chapters of their own. Cat fights with other Humaniplex purveyors of flesh, visits to county jails and the rise of the 'no anal, only the tip' policy need to be thoroughly examined. The denouement of her flesh-driven career and the arduous run north to freedom and the rejection by family and her current status as a stalwart member of a small Ontario church north of Toronto, should round up her book. I am no longer convinced there is anal at the end of this long tunnel.

This year continues to plumb the depths of being the shittiest year in modern history. The eternal Dana optimist crestfallen, stop the Earth I wanna get off.

While Dana has been on twitter looking for a boyfriend amongst the Johns who follow her, and preparing her new book "100 Roses," she writes this on her other social media:

"Hello. I met my best friend Suzanne the day Julieanne August took me to Compass Church for the first time. I did not know at the time she was the director of the church. I just knew right away she was an angel. She introduced me to Suzanne and I liked her instantly.I did not have a car and she offered to continue to drive me every week. I was knew to Orangeville and had just returned from California and so I was all alone and feeling scared.Suzanne lived up to her word and took me to this wonderful church every week. Julieanne even though she is a very busy person helped me so much along with the help from the church I survived and thrived in those very trying years for me. Suzanne and I grew to be good friends and to this day has never let me down when I needed her and I can say the same thing about Compass Church. I feel blessed that I can now call Suzanne my very best friend . I am also blessed that Julieanne is also my dear friend I admire her and she has become my mentor.Compass church is unique full of wonderful people who are there to help anyone who needs them. I have become a different person a much better person and so proud to be maid of honor to Suzanne and Martin Boardman and watch true love since the day they met. Thank you to the Boardmans for encluding me in their marriage ceremony.

Thank you to Julieanne August and Compass Church for I have become a person I can be proud of due to becoming a member of their family.
Watching true love that is so clear when I see Suzanne and Martin takes my breath away. Suzanne is such a good person and I believe cupid pulled his arrow and aimed perfectly.
Love you both ! Jody"

We have a Goofus and Gallant situation here: Jody (Gallant) who is intoxicated with her church friends: Suzanne and Julieanne.

Dana (Goofus) who can't quite stay away from the sin, tries, and fails to put her smut on the Interwebs.

In Highlights for Children, Goofus and Gallant were small twin boys, but in this situation, it is the classic trope of an angel and a devil on each shoulder trying to influence this beaten-down woman.

She needs to reconcile the voices in her head and learn to gather roses on Tuesdays and Thursdays and go to church on Sundays.

These would be the nights she would turn to Lucky for a little...umm... "solace?"